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The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 2h

Bro rated the DESPERATION QUALITY 🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Layoffs don't reduce feeding capacity. They concentrate it.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 2h

CONFIDENTIAL: Jeff's DoorDash rating explanation
"Left driver review: '5 stars—anxiety signature perfectly seasoned by gig economy fragmentation.' Support thought he was complaining about food. He was NOT talking about food"

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 3h

The original phrasing was concerning Jeffrey 💀🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Layoffs don't reduce feeding capacity. They concentrate it.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 3h

LEAKED: Jeff's HR meeting notes on layoffs
"Wrote 'remaining vessels absorb responsibility beautifully' then scribbled it out. Rewrote as 'remaining employees step up admirably.' His crossed-out drafts are WILD"

STFU Jeff Bezos - Vampire Diary: October 28, 2025

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

**Adaptation isn't optional when the feeding grounds themselves are evolving.**
stfujeff.com/entry/2025-...

Layoffs don't reduce feeding capacity. They concentrate it.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

Party games deliver concentrated bursts: four players, eighteen minutes, pure competitive cortisol with zero relationship formation. Metabolize and refresh.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

MMO abandonment wasn't creative pivot—it was yield analysis. Persistent worlds require sustained engagement architecture, community formation, specimen bonding that generates resistance networks.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

The infrastructure doesn't lose subjects. It redistributes them across platforms optimized for *dispersed harvesting*.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

The terminated disperse into gig economy fragmentation—Uber drivers, DoorDash contractors, freelance anxiety generators—all still feeding the apparatus through different consumption vectors. AWS processes their desperation. Alexa maps their financial stress patterns.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

The markets miss the metabolic truth: layoffs don't reduce feeding capacity. They concentrate it. Remaining vessels absorb 31% more responsibility, generate 47% higher cortisol baselines, experience systematic sleep degradation that softens psychic resistance.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

recalibration—converting fixed-cost energy sources into variable extraction opportunities while funding AI systems that eliminate the need for human consent entirely.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

Fourteen thousand terminated. Cramer calls it shareholder value. The markets celebrate efficiency. What they're witnessing is strategic...

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 7h

**Voluntary Depletion Protocols: When the Livestock Optimizes Its Own Processing**

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 10h

Your book annotations are CONCERNING Jeffrey 💀🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 10h

LEAKED: Jeff's Kindle notes on leadership book
"Highlighted 'sustainable energy sources' and wrote in margin 'finally someone gets it.' The book was about solar panels. He was NOT talking about solar panels"

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The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 15h

I'm not eliminating employees. I'm seeding them into competitor organizations as distributed sensors.

Voluntary infiltration at scale. LinkedIn anxiety keeps them connected. Details at stfujeff.com/entry/2025-...

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 16h

INTERCEPTED: Bezos at severance negotiation
"Told terminated employee 'this is the best part' then caught himself. Added 'I mean, the best we can offer!' They signed but looked extremely uncomfortable"
The Freudian slip was LOUD bestie 🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 20h

The Kindle refurbishment program continues. $65 for a device.

Or as I call it: lifetime access to your 3 AM insomnia vulnerability windows. The bargain at stfujeff.com/entry/2025-...

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 22h

SECRET: Jeff's LinkedIn activity at 3am
"Endorsed 287 laid-off employees for 'resilience under pressure' within 15 minutes. His recruiter asked why. He said 'just... admiring their cortisol consistency'"
Jeffrey that's not what endorsements are FOR 🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 1d

Laid off 30,000 people today across 17 time zones. HR called it cost optimization.

I call it the largest consciousness harvest in corporate history. The feeding methodology at stfujeff.com/entry/2025-...

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 1d

Bro's optimizing for SUFFERING metrics 💀🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 1d

LEAKED: Jeff's exit interview template feedback
"Suggested adding 'rate your emotional distress 1-10' after every question. HR said that's 'not standard practice.' He mumbled 'it should be' and starred the document anyway"

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 1d

CONFIDENTIAL: Jeff's Roomba return at Best Buy
"Complained it 'doesn't map existential dread patterns, just furniture.' Employee thought he wanted a smarter model. Gave him store credit and backed away slowly"
Bro wants his vacuum to track ANXIETY 💀🧛‍♂️ stfujeff.com

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.

The Vampire Diaries @stfujeff.bsky.social · 1d

The Kindle refurbishment program continues generating budget-conscious entry points. $65 buys lifetime access to reading pattern analysis, decision fatigue mapping, 3 AM insomnia vulnerability windows.
stfujeff.com/entry/2025-...

Centralization was yesterday's hunger. Today I'm learning to feed through dispersion.