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Stephen Pattison
@stephenpat1.bsky.social
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Extremely accurate summary.
Current state of Ashes optimism: England are invincible oh god we’re going to lose 5-0 aren’t we Australia are there for the taking we’re going to balls it up root and brook will be unstoppable all our bowlers will break down it’ll be really close we don’t have a chance #TheCricket
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Asylum is life-saving.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Trips man. Was that bag strictly necessary?
Checking in at SJP 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The current #nufc timeline is just a full-on nostalgia fest. It’s like last season never happened.
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When it happened we thought he could have trod on his stumps because of the TV angle, the way he moved and the pause between the shot and the bails coming off. Unreal dismissal in an unreal match.
Day 5 at Lord's
July 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Bloody great idea!
Wedding anniversary tomorrow. We have purchased a fancy new air fryer as a joint gift to each other. And people say romance is dead.
July 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Southgate in!
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Super interesting read from @suttontrust.bsky.social, especially as someone who has lived in both East Ham and two of the areas in the NE with the lowest social mobility. Would like to see if there data on the background of communities in both the best and worst performing areas.
💬"The research shows the dramatic differences in children’s prospects, depending on where in England they happen to be born."

Our new research finds stark inequalities in access to opportunity in different areas of the country.

Our data in @theguardian.com ⤵️

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
London dominates England’s social mobility league with top 20 places
Sutton Trust’s ‘opportunity index’ measured six factors including children on free school meals passing GCSEs in maths and English
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
When designs for the statue of Dan Burn are being drafted it will be important that this glorious edifice is not just big but imposing like a modern day Colossus of Rhodes. It should instill awe and terror (to away fans) in equal measure.
March 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Dan Burn is from Blyth #nufc
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
March 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My life.. It’s happened. You absolutely beautiful Geordie legends. What a team, what a club. #nufc
March 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Starting to feel slightly unwell. Howay #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Get in #nufc
February 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The commentators for this match seem to be constantly astounded that #nufc have players that didn’t join Arsenal.
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Is this the wheels coming off #nufc?
February 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Loving hearing Steve Lamac back on @bbc6music.bsky.social in the evening!
November 29, 2024 at 4:16 PM