Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn)
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Stefen 𝕋ower Presents!!1! - Coming soon on YouTube, I sweah!!1!
✲Old Gay / Original Gagster
Me elsewhere: https://stefentower.com/
tRump not knowing the difference between a cognitive test for dementia and an IQ test is a kind of cognitive test result he reveals without realizing.
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tRump not knowing the difference between a cognitive test for dementia and an IQ test is a kind of cognitive test result he reveals without realizing.
Happy 100th birthday to the great Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a striped suit is dancing with penguins behind him
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December 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Happy 100th birthday to the great Dick Van Dyke!
Billionaire n. a kind of predator
See also Trillionaire.
See also Trillionaire.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Billionaire n. a kind of predator
See also Trillionaire.
See also Trillionaire.
"If the glove fits" -> "If glove makes him throw a fit"
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"If the glove fits" -> "If glove makes him throw a fit"
OK, I finally broke down today and looked up what "rizz" means.
I'm gonna stay old-school and say the full word. Not vurry rizzy, but dat's jus' me.
I'm gonna stay old-school and say the full word. Not vurry rizzy, but dat's jus' me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
OK, I finally broke down today and looked up what "rizz" means.
I'm gonna stay old-school and say the full word. Not vurry rizzy, but dat's jus' me.
I'm gonna stay old-school and say the full word. Not vurry rizzy, but dat's jus' me.
Ironically, tRump has a shithole brain. Ask his Wharton professor.
So why is he let into anything?
So why is he let into anything?
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ironically, tRump has a shithole brain. Ask his Wharton professor.
So why is he let into anything?
So why is he let into anything?
My sources have discovered one interesting, perhaps exciting entry from tRump's weekend schedule:
✲Buy the farm
✲Buy the farm
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My sources have discovered one interesting, perhaps exciting entry from tRump's weekend schedule:
✲Buy the farm
✲Buy the farm
Well, today we found out that the "Antifa organization" dreamed up by tRumpians is an absolute fraud.
Thanks tRump regime morons for clearing that up in a House hearing today.
Thanks tRump regime morons for clearing that up in a House hearing today.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Well, today we found out that the "Antifa organization" dreamed up by tRumpians is an absolute fraud.
Thanks tRump regime morons for clearing that up in a House hearing today.
Thanks tRump regime morons for clearing that up in a House hearing today.
Tarring and feathering tRump is too good for him, but at least it would be an easier task, as his face is already tarred.
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tarring and feathering tRump is too good for him, but at least it would be an easier task, as his face is already tarred.
No worries about my recent increasingly heated rhetoric on the wildly out-of-control tRump Regime.
I only support the concept of a plan of overthrowing it at this time.
#RemoveTrump
I only support the concept of a plan of overthrowing it at this time.
#RemoveTrump
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No worries about my recent increasingly heated rhetoric on the wildly out-of-control tRump Regime.
I only support the concept of a plan of overthrowing it at this time.
#RemoveTrump
I only support the concept of a plan of overthrowing it at this time.
#RemoveTrump
After his latest Troof spiel against the failing NYT and its story about his health issues, Pres. Donald Jolson Trump slipped in his steak ketchup and cracked open his jack o'lantern skull on the hard surface of his rose garden lanai.
Rest in Piece, my man.
(obv. joke, dammit)
Rest in Piece, my man.
(obv. joke, dammit)
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
After his latest Troof spiel against the failing NYT and its story about his health issues, Pres. Donald Jolson Trump slipped in his steak ketchup and cracked open his jack o'lantern skull on the hard surface of his rose garden lanai.
Rest in Piece, my man.
(obv. joke, dammit)
Rest in Piece, my man.
(obv. joke, dammit)
I guess I'm in the process of coming out of my third closet.
My first one: gay. My second one: strong atheist.
And my third one is I'm now officially and openly anti-Zionist.
I'm pro-Jew (aka pro-human), but totally anti-Zionist.
I am done with RottenYahoo and the genocidal ethnostate of Israel.
My first one: gay. My second one: strong atheist.
And my third one is I'm now officially and openly anti-Zionist.
I'm pro-Jew (aka pro-human), but totally anti-Zionist.
I am done with RottenYahoo and the genocidal ethnostate of Israel.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I guess I'm in the process of coming out of my third closet.
My first one: gay. My second one: strong atheist.
And my third one is I'm now officially and openly anti-Zionist.
I'm pro-Jew (aka pro-human), but totally anti-Zionist.
I am done with RottenYahoo and the genocidal ethnostate of Israel.
My first one: gay. My second one: strong atheist.
And my third one is I'm now officially and openly anti-Zionist.
I'm pro-Jew (aka pro-human), but totally anti-Zionist.
I am done with RottenYahoo and the genocidal ethnostate of Israel.
Bari Weiss Reportedly Taps Tony Dokoupil as Anchor of CBS Evening News- This is same Tony Dokoupil who slammed Ta-Nehisi Coats on CBS morning show for his book that spoke of Palestinian humanity. This is why Ellison hired Weiss- to feed us right wing propaganda. Turn the channel!
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's Christmastime in America.
Let's all help tRump with his farm shopping, because he's been a little too fickle for too long with his farm-buying choices.
Let's all help tRump with his farm shopping, because he's been a little too fickle for too long with his farm-buying choices.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's Christmastime in America.
Let's all help tRump with his farm shopping, because he's been a little too fickle for too long with his farm-buying choices.
Let's all help tRump with his farm shopping, because he's been a little too fickle for too long with his farm-buying choices.
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
If you take away tRump's COVID incompetence that led to hundreds of thousands dying and a short-term depression, let's compare the current job cuts under tRump to the Great Recession.
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you take away tRump's COVID incompetence that led to hundreds of thousands dying and a short-term depression, let's compare the current job cuts under tRump to the Great Recession.
25th Amendment... for the FIFA "peace prize" alone.
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
25th Amendment... for the FIFA "peace prize" alone.
Reposted by Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn)
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
Reposted by Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn)
Sometimes I love the internet
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes I love the internet
And this Stupid Orange Slob with his "Peace Prize" is wanting to invade Venezuela.
There was a time in American history when traitors would have something other than phony medals placed around their necks.
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And this Stupid Orange Slob with his "Peace Prize" is wanting to invade Venezuela.
Interesting that in formal language, those who support Israel's vastly overreactive deadly response against Palestinians in Gaza having nothing to do with the Hamas attack (commonly, reasonably called a genocide),
_they_ are anti-Semitic.
#NoJoke
_they_ are anti-Semitic.
#NoJoke
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Interesting that in formal language, those who support Israel's vastly overreactive deadly response against Palestinians in Gaza having nothing to do with the Hamas attack (commonly, reasonably called a genocide),
_they_ are anti-Semitic.
#NoJoke
_they_ are anti-Semitic.
#NoJoke
MAGAts are so lost with their media, they think Pete Buttigieg committed a war crime.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
MAGAts are so lost with their media, they think Pete Buttigieg committed a war crime.
tRump has finally come up with a name for his healthcare plan, coming in roughly two weeks.
It's to be called Ruining Obamacare™️.
#AffordabilityCrisis #AffordabilityIsNotAHoax #Affordability
It's to be called Ruining Obamacare™️.
#AffordabilityCrisis #AffordabilityIsNotAHoax #Affordability
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
tRump has finally come up with a name for his healthcare plan, coming in roughly two weeks.
It's to be called Ruining Obamacare™️.
#AffordabilityCrisis #AffordabilityIsNotAHoax #Affordability
It's to be called Ruining Obamacare™️.
#AffordabilityCrisis #AffordabilityIsNotAHoax #Affordability
Reposted by Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn)
A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
tRump's most recent cognitive test was when he said he didn't know what part of his body his MRI scanned.
Grade: Miserable Failure.
On the bright side, tRump is a perfect opponent to have for the board game Operation.
Grade: Miserable Failure.
On the bright side, tRump is a perfect opponent to have for the board game Operation.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
tRump's most recent cognitive test was when he said he didn't know what part of his body his MRI scanned.
Grade: Miserable Failure.
On the bright side, tRump is a perfect opponent to have for the board game Operation.
Grade: Miserable Failure.
On the bright side, tRump is a perfect opponent to have for the board game Operation.