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OCD and no fun at parties.
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🎶Silver balls, silver balls/
Phantasm time in the City🎶
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This skeet is 10 years too late, but The Night Before is such a superior movie to Office Christmas Party
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The man just walked over to me, quoted his own two week old skeet, put his hand on my shoulder and nodded like he was Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.

I married this.
They say that when Shaggy stood atop the golden Jennie-O turkey, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My husband going full nerd and fact checking the radio station wattage from #StrangerThings is a great way to spend a Sunday.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Darlene Love nailed it and looks STUNNING. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Who is that day drunk aunt on top of the Hallmark float?! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love that every female performer dresses like they’re off to a cocaine fueled apres ski after party when they finish up at the parade.
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Good to see Taylor Momsen still dressing like hot topic Day to Night Barbie. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why were those women dressed as pineapples for that Whitney Houston cover? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why are the k pop demon hunters dressed like TLC? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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going from the fire breathing dragon and operatic Italian into Shrek and All Star was an absolutely 10/10 transition

#macysparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There’s a man singing an aria on a pasta sauce float with a fire breathing dragon.
#macysparade
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wait.
Is that Jesse Camp?
The famous 1990’s MTV VJ??

(It’s not)
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Loving that there’s so many of us watching this parade and eagerly waiting to see what will be the next unhinged pairing of float/artist.
Maybe Billy Idol with the Charmin Bears?
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Toys r Us giraffe getting down to Lil Jon WAS on my bingo card though.
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BUSTA RHYMES AND MF TMNT
How is next years parade going to top any of this. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why do these dancers have Hulk hands? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Who is this boring loser singing about crying and why won’t they bring Shaggy back on? #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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They say that when Shaggy stood atop the golden Jennie-O turkey, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Nothing says "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" like Shaggy on a Macy's float singing about fucking good #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Shaggy and Rayvon in the Macy’s parade on a golden turkey singing It Wasn’t Me was not on my bingo card.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM