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King of the lonely internet. I stream what I want, when I can, usually vintage games, indie games, or DnD/ttrpg. Come hang out! Suggest a game and I'll try and play it 🌱 https://www.twitch.tv/sproutemoji_ https://www.youtube.com/@sproutemoji_

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Fishman @asianfisherman.bsky.social · 18d

hornet

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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · Aug 21

When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Aug 16

for such a cozy wholesome game, this thing makes me want to tear my hair out.

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Aug 16

well, it finally happened. I made a post on the DnD subreddit that people are mad about.

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Aug 11

omg New Cousins! 69 New Cousins! Nice!

screenshot from the upcoming new katamari damacy game

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Micah @rincewind.run · Aug 5

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

And give me some coffee. Black as midnight on a moonless night."
Harga looked surprised. That wasn't like Vimes.
"How black's that, then?" he said.
"Oh, pretty damn black, I should think."
"Not necessarily."
"What?"
"You get more stars on a moonless night. Stands to reason. They show up more. It can be quite bright on a moonless night."
Vimes sighed.
"An overcast moonless night?" he said.
Harga looked carefully at his coffee pot.
"Cumulus or cirro-nimbus?"
"I'm sorry? What did you say?"
"You get city lights reflected off cumulus, because it's low lying, see. Mind you, you can get high-altitude scatter off the ice crystals in--"
"A moonless night," said Vimes, in a hollow voice, "that is as black as coffee.

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John Henderson @jhenderson.bsky.social · Aug 5

Imagine walking into an established writers room with a list this vague and acting like you just saved TV.

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Aug 5

Just have the Modrons March walk through your campaign.

Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Aug 5

Don't ask me why but I think all Modrons are from Wisconsin. Look at the little guys

Modrons from dungeons and dragons planescape

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Jun 3

All wizards, regardless of gender, have long white beards. It's like a Santa Clause situation.

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Jun 2

IF YOU BUY A PHYSICAL RULEBOOK FROM WIZARDS OF THE COAST, YOU SHOULD RECEIVE DUAL ACCESS TO THAT BOOK ON ALL WOTC WEBSITES. WHY AM I PAYING FOR THE SAME BOOK TWICE

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Jun 2

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company.
CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices

Panel 2:
CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in-
CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY

Panel 4:
CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 29

ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿ ⁿᵒ ʷᵃʸ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ᵃⁿʸ ˢᶦᵐᶦˡᵃʳᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᶦˢ ᵖᵘʳᵉˡʸ ᶜᵒᶦⁿᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ.

page of monsters called hootbears, which are not dungeons and dragons owlbears

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 28

me when my players attack the weary traveler and ignore the seven gold canaries fluttering around him #dnd #ttrpg

a cartoon of grinch with a blue background

Alt: a cartoon of grinch smiling evilly

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 26

I'm a half elf, but just the bottom half 😏

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 25

my biggest issue with dnd's Keys to the Golden Vault is that there's no instructions on how to level up the encounters. The level 1 heist is a museum heist, which is cool, but who the hell wants to play a level 1 character

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 21

Ok I need to try daggerheart yesterday this looks rad as hell

How to Play Daggerheart! | Get Your Sheet Together

YouTube video by Critical Role

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · May 8

baldurs gate 3 needs a mod that drops all of the juiciest Ed Greenwood Faerun Facts into the loading screens, like all the breastmilk facts!

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Apr 22

Surprisingly in Baldurs Gate 3 there is not a "fuck your way out of it" option for every problem, so you're not REALLY getting the full DND experience, but it's pretty close

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · Apr 4

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Mar 25

happy anniversary to the Destruction of the One Ring, which happened on this day in TA 3019 and caused the defeat of Sauron and the destruction of his armies, the Black Gate, and Barad-dur. Also two years later Elanor the Fair was born to Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton

the one ring floating on lava from lord of the rings movie

elanor the fair and samwise gamgee from the lord of the rings movie

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Mar 25

I see her in some old critical role stuff or dimension 20 stuff sometimes and it's like a cat seeing a cucumber

Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Mar 25

God I've tried playing those but 2nd edition is so hard that I can't even parse it out in a video game lmao

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Mar 16

honestly man shoutout to Steam Returns for being reasonable. Two hours playtime or 14 days from purchase (whichever comes first) is long enough to figure out if you're going to keep a gain and ive never had a return refused for any reason

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · Feb 23

Seeing Satine Phoenix pop up in any old ttrpg stuff is always a fucking jump scare now lmao

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