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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK

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Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy. Splathouse.carrd.co

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.

Voice reel:
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Carrd:
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voice reel 2024

YouTube video by Jack L

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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 9h

"margaret thatcher would have been 100 years old today." well thank god we prevented one catastrophe

Londonist @londonist.com · 2d

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old today. Did you know she has two London statues (both indoors), and that one of them was decapitated about a month after it was unveiled? londonist.com/london/histo...

When Margaret Thatcher's Statue Was Decapitated With A Cricket Bat (And A Metal Pole)

The attacker got three months.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 7h

Currently watching the absolutely Profoundly 1980s Nightmare on Elmstreet series:

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Freddy's Nightmares S01:E01 - No More Mr. Nice Guy

Mass murderer Freddy Krueger is set free due to legal technicalities. The Elm Street residents take matters into their own hands and unleash an even greater horror.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 9h

Cawk

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 13h

Current Fansly schedule:

PAWG Busters

Pixelated Kisses

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you kindly folks <3

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

by obligation per the terms of my contract with my demonic overlords:

youtu.be/xwzgX8xtoho

VOICE TEST 2025: It's terminal

YouTube video by Jack L

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 14h

I've got thurs-fri off, so current schedule:

work on comms
Splat Speaks Year Zero
It Came From Tubi: The Twilight Zone

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 14h

KINKTALK: HONEY, BOO BOO IS LIVE FOR EVERYONE

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JERKING OFF WITH DA FELLAS AND ROYAL HONEY

TUNE IN AND TUNE UP

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Interact with your fans today and start selling content. Sign up today and make a free account.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 15h

Recording kink talk!

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 16h

I should probably stop jacking off and taking nudes for Fansly and instead record something for Fansly huh

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

The most incredible package came in the mail from someone I adore.

When I started this, I never would have imagined I'd have international friends.

@fapsama.bsky.social , you are a wonderful human being. Thank you for everything you do.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

Honey Packs are literally a scam.

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Inky Lapin 🐇 @tyunre.bsky.social · 28d

Shylmet Fanow, a vampire from the First :)

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

"How's your shift going jack"

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

It's genuinely how I have met/bonded with so many people, it's insane

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

I really should do an episode of kink talk about how normal platonic masturbation is.

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Gummy and the Doctor @gummyandthedoctor.bsky.social · 1d

The new Halloween costumes for this year are up on Patreon! (As well as a post with all the new art for the upcoming merch drop.) Go check it out!

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Halloween Illustrations 2025 | Gummy and the Doctor

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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · Dec 17

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 6d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

"so he was in Argentina? Fascinating."

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

I went to Femboy City and they were wearing Hugo Boss and all reading the same shitty book by a German author

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Sean @pubbyhormfcat.bsky.social · 1d

Very proud to be partnering with @midwintergaming.bsky.social to showcase one of this year's giveaways!

With either a Champion GM badge or a Jump The Line VIP Swag Bag, you'll be receiving one of these two boxes of Arcadia Quest minis.

Registration is this Sunday!
Hope to see you there!
#midwinter

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

by obligation per the terms of my contract with my demonic overlords:

youtu.be/xwzgX8xtoho

VOICE TEST 2025: It's terminal

YouTube video by Jack L

youtu.be

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Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna need someones fat ass granny grinding on me to this

Splathouse Fiction: GOCK WITH A GLOCK @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

IT DROPPED

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PIXELATED KISSES

YouTube video by Joji - Topic

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