Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
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Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.
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It's so weird seeing people in the queer community reference 4chan memes.
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's so weird seeing people in the queer community reference 4chan memes.
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
Thank you to everyone that has reached out over the last few days. This has not been a very easy or happy week for me, needless to say.
I will, as ever, endure however.
I will, as ever, endure however.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thank you to everyone that has reached out over the last few days. This has not been a very easy or happy week for me, needless to say.
I will, as ever, endure however.
I will, as ever, endure however.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
In case you missed it yesterday, it's been a fuckig week
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
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Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In case you missed it yesterday, it's been a fuckig week
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
I dodged death three times and prison, it's gonna take a lot more than a capitalist to bring me down.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I dodged death three times and prison, it's gonna take a lot more than a capitalist to bring me down.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Hey folks.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey folks.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Hey folks! With the holidays around the corner, I'd love to get some stuff in the mail if you're so inclined!
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www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey folks! With the holidays around the corner, I'd love to get some stuff in the mail if you're so inclined!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Daily reminder that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, and I have zero personal qualms with throwing people who use their aesthetic in there with them.
Because that's a fucking Nazi.
Because that's a fucking Nazi.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Daily reminder that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, and I have zero personal qualms with throwing people who use their aesthetic in there with them.
Because that's a fucking Nazi.
Because that's a fucking Nazi.
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
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December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
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NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
"remember guys, if it wasn't for Christmas, we would all be under the thrall of a demonic overlord in hell"
-Bing Crosby for some fucking reason that one time
-Bing Crosby for some fucking reason that one time
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"remember guys, if it wasn't for Christmas, we would all be under the thrall of a demonic overlord in hell"
-Bing Crosby for some fucking reason that one time
-Bing Crosby for some fucking reason that one time
Love y'all <3
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Love y'all <3
This is a nuts album cover mostly because the number of people who know who The Game is wouldn't fill a room
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is a nuts album cover mostly because the number of people who know who The Game is wouldn't fill a room
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KISSES!! A wolf’s love can be a bit…much.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
KISSES!! A wolf’s love can be a bit…much.
The US is a fucking joke holy shit lmao
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The US is a fucking joke holy shit lmao
I literally go through less to buy a fucking gun in this state.
So.
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I literally go through less to buy a fucking gun in this state.
all I want for christmas is for every white supremacist evangelical christian in power to die in the most agonizing and painful way possible.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
all I want for christmas is for every white supremacist evangelical christian in power to die in the most agonizing and painful way possible.
So.
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So.
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
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I think if you have something against trans men you're mad corny and I dont fuck with you.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think if you have something against trans men you're mad corny and I dont fuck with you.
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Hey folks! With the holidays around the corner, I'd love to get some stuff in the mail if you're so inclined!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey folks! With the holidays around the corner, I'd love to get some stuff in the mail if you're so inclined!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...