Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.
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I'm never gonna take AI seriously when electro magnets and bad attitudes exist.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm never gonna take AI seriously when electro magnets and bad attitudes exist.
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bluesky team acts snarky towards the marginalized groups on its website like a singular exodus won't sink their website for good
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
bluesky team acts snarky towards the marginalized groups on its website like a singular exodus won't sink their website for good
Some news
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Some news
Oh shit that's a lot of people in my mentions, time to say something stupid to re-establish I'm not someone to listen to
Uh
Uhhh
Shit, uh
It's ya boy dick slapper the pussy plapper
Uh
Uhhh
Shit, uh
It's ya boy dick slapper the pussy plapper
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh shit that's a lot of people in my mentions, time to say something stupid to re-establish I'm not someone to listen to
Uh
Uhhh
Shit, uh
It's ya boy dick slapper the pussy plapper
Uh
Uhhh
Shit, uh
It's ya boy dick slapper the pussy plapper
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Thrilling new update
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thrilling new update
IDK who needs to hear this but there is no "underground" market post Patriot Act and PRISM, the feds know everything, so the onus of responsibility for adult content being accessible/accepted is on US.
You have to get political.
You have to get political.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
IDK who needs to hear this but there is no "underground" market post Patriot Act and PRISM, the feds know everything, so the onus of responsibility for adult content being accessible/accepted is on US.
You have to get political.
You have to get political.
Literally every single time I hear these talking points it's the same grossly uniformed people that just want to advocate for business structures that inevitably lead to sexual assault.
Call your fucking reps.
Call your fucking reps.
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Literally every single time I hear these talking points it's the same grossly uniformed people that just want to advocate for business structures that inevitably lead to sexual assault.
Call your fucking reps.
Call your fucking reps.
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Heh.
Trump fired his ballroom architect because he said it "violated a core architectural principle"; you don't overshadow the main building.
So, half the White House is a literal ruin and there's currently no one to rebuild it.
Trump really is a living South Park character.
Trump fired his ballroom architect because he said it "violated a core architectural principle"; you don't overshadow the main building.
So, half the White House is a literal ruin and there's currently no one to rebuild it.
Trump really is a living South Park character.
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Heh.
Trump fired his ballroom architect because he said it "violated a core architectural principle"; you don't overshadow the main building.
So, half the White House is a literal ruin and there's currently no one to rebuild it.
Trump really is a living South Park character.
Trump fired his ballroom architect because he said it "violated a core architectural principle"; you don't overshadow the main building.
So, half the White House is a literal ruin and there's currently no one to rebuild it.
Trump really is a living South Park character.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! THIS IS A STICKUP!
Yeah, that's right, yeah, this is an ATTENTION GRAB! Just keep clicking and check out the following cool works by queer pals, and nobody has to be gobbofied...yet.
(art by @alchemic-punk.bsky.social)
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Yeah, that's right, yeah, this is an ATTENTION GRAB! Just keep clicking and check out the following cool works by queer pals, and nobody has to be gobbofied...yet.
(art by @alchemic-punk.bsky.social)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! THIS IS A STICKUP!
Yeah, that's right, yeah, this is an ATTENTION GRAB! Just keep clicking and check out the following cool works by queer pals, and nobody has to be gobbofied...yet.
(art by @alchemic-punk.bsky.social)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
Yeah, that's right, yeah, this is an ATTENTION GRAB! Just keep clicking and check out the following cool works by queer pals, and nobody has to be gobbofied...yet.
(art by @alchemic-punk.bsky.social)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
I feel really sorry for the random people that follow me here that are outside of my circle, because I can and will post cock again here.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I feel really sorry for the random people that follow me here that are outside of my circle, because I can and will post cock again here.
Fellas, do I take one for the team (the podcast)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is free to watch on Tubi tubitv.com/movies/10003...
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fellas, do I take one for the team (the podcast)
Been a boring day and MTG has been on my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Been a boring day and MTG has been on my mind.
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EVERYONE is hurt by censorship
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
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#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
I got banned from Ko-Fi for THIS drawing. It’s absolutely not “tHe MoSt eXtReMe NsFw aCcOuNtS.” You and your community are being attacked.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
EVERYONE is hurt by censorship
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
Going to try and get back to recording at some point tomorrow.
Thank you all for your patience.
Thank you all for your patience.
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Going to try and get back to recording at some point tomorrow.
Thank you all for your patience.
Thank you all for your patience.
I meet with the mayor of Stardew Valle, and tell him I have a viable economic plan to drive our corporate stores and save the county.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I meet with the mayor of Stardew Valle, and tell him I have a viable economic plan to drive our corporate stores and save the county.
It's so weird seeing people in the queer community reference 4chan memes.
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's so weird seeing people in the queer community reference 4chan memes.
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
I used to use the board frequently when I was a teenager; I remember "when it was good" (it never was).
Call it a FBI honeypot if you want but why the fuck are you still on the site with a nazi board on the front page
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
Thank you to everyone that has reached out over the last few days. This has not been a very easy or happy week for me, needless to say.
I will, as ever, endure however.
I will, as ever, endure however.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thank you to everyone that has reached out over the last few days. This has not been a very easy or happy week for me, needless to say.
I will, as ever, endure however.
I will, as ever, endure however.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
In case you missed it yesterday, it's been a fuckig week
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
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Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In case you missed it yesterday, it's been a fuckig week
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
Live for everyone
I'm okay, and I'm gonna be okay, I always survive.
Do me a favor and donate time, money and resources to your local homeless shelter.
www.patreon.com/posts/144827...
I dodged death three times and prison, it's gonna take a lot more than a capitalist to bring me down.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I dodged death three times and prison, it's gonna take a lot more than a capitalist to bring me down.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Come for my neck you're gonna have to bring your best. But be sure to ask them if they're really ready to make their mother cry like that.
Hey folks.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey folks.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.
We will have more content tomorrow. It's been a weird emotional day. You'll see why shortly.