splat
@splat.au
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The sound a sock full of custard makes when it hits wet cement...
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We need homes for the homeless, not investments.
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You are just adding fuel to the Australian Property Ponzi Scheme.
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Why don't you just build community housing.

##auspol #housing
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splat @splat.au · 21h
I think it is so cute, how you guys think that democracy is still alive.
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This weird idea that you will have fair elections in the future.
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The fact that you think you can salvage something from this munted dumpster fire warms the cockles of my heart...
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#Nobel #WorldPolitics
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So they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Venezuela’s opposition leader María Corina Machado.
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It's worth noting that Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and a lot of other arseholes never got the the Nobel.
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It seems that being an Authoritarian is not the way.
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#worldpolitics #gaza
I am sure back in 1783 there were people saying "there is no future Independent American Republic involving the Sons of Liberty".
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They were violent terrorists.
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One man's terrorist is another's patriot.
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#auspol
Except in Queensland, where the puppets of the fossil fuel industry are at the helm...
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What a joke...
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#usapol
It is so cute how you guys think you still have a functional democracy and that there will be midterms...
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The problem with antifa is most believe in the rule of law, a constitution, inalienable human rights, justice, equality, freedom.
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And Fascist don't.
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If you are anti-antifa you are against the people who are against fascism.
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You are endorsing fascism.
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You are a fascist.
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I am sad to say the Rapture has happened, and well, if you are reading this, sorry, you didn't make the cut.
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Yup, there was that something that you did, and well God is forgiving but not that forgiving...
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So you are stuck here with the rest of us.
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But the good news is there will be cake.
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splat @splat.au · 10d
#auspol
Every. Fucking. Year.
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The same old winge.
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Queensland doesn't have daylight saving. Multiple timezones make life difficult.
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Wel, news flash.
WA and SA have different time zones and you can cope with that.
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You claim to be erudite, well travelled.
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Just accept the fact.
Move on.
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splat @splat.au · 11d
#auspol
Andrew Hastie has quit the front bench because nasty Sussssan won't let him set be the Liberal spokesperson on immigration policy.
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Apparently, Hastie wants to emulate the Little-Scottie-From-Marketing tradition of being the minister for everything.
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So he has spat his dummy.
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OH Dinkums
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splat @splat.au · 13d
#auspol #housing
It's adding fuel to the fire.
BURN BABY BURN.
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You are increasing demand in a supply constrained market.
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You are inflating prices and promoting the Australian Property Ponzi scheme.
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When this bubble pops, it is going to be very, very ugly.
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splat @splat.au · 13d
Pet Cemetery
Evil Dead ( all of em )
Alien franchise
American Psycho (the movie, not the life of Trump)
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splat @splat.au · 13d
IF (not when) the USA successfully conducts a fair and just 2026 mid-term election, then you can talk about democratically removing Trump from office.
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It looks to me that this junta has no respect for the constitution, the law, democracy, due process, citizen rights or simple human decency...
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splat @splat.au · 15d
I am expecting #ChicagoICE, monsters have lives too...
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Perhaps also #ChicagoPatriot...
Never enough vigilante TV..
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And never discount the possibility of #ApocolypseSurvivor where we follow the fortunes of seven troubled survivors of the USA collapse...
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splat @splat.au · 16d
#auspol
Again, why does mainstream media give any airtime to Australian Liberal Party politicians.
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They are not, by any measure, a viable alternative government.
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Why not talk to the "crazy" homeless person who lives under the bridge. They have a far more realistic view of the economy.
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splat @splat.au · 19d
The thing that amazes me is that some people are very plain when they sleep but are beautiful when they are awake.
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Others look the same awake or asleep.
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But some are attractive when they sleep but ugly when awake...
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I put it down to personally.
Some people are just horrible people.
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splat @splat.au · 19d
How to spot a fascist = they are the ones wearing the red MAGA caps.
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splat @splat.au · 19d
#usapol
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USA seriously?
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WTF ?
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How much of this shit are you going to tolerate?
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splat @splat.au · 22d
#auspol
Again I ask, why does the mainstream media care what Sussssan or anyone in the COALition say they will do when re-elected into government.
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The way they are going - that will never happen...
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Not unless they join the rest of Australia and shun the extreme right.
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splat @splat.au · 23d
#auspol
Why does the Australian media give any credence or credibility to the insane utterances, ramblings and mutterings of the fools from the LNP.
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THEY ARE IRRELEVANT.
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And increasingly so.
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Climate change denial.
Reality chalanged paranoia.
Delusions of relevance.
Insanity manifested.
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splat @splat.au · 26d
At what point do you stop dancing with the devil ?
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When do cease being silent about the very evil that your friend and ally has become ?
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Do you have an honest break before they betray and attack you, or do you blindly hope that your shared history will be enough to protect you ?
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splat @splat.au · 26d
Yarrrr....
It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day....
Splice the main brace...
Arrr....