No resolutions. Just be better in ‘26
@spicynice.bsky.social
Brunch, Beer, Bourbon & Beyonce. Big Cancer energy, an emotional thug, if you will. ♋️☀️ ♓️🌝 ♏️🌅 ENFP Pronouns are she/her/gang
In the land of sunshine, palm trees, and that good🍃
In the land of sunshine, palm trees, and that good🍃
The guy that thinks he’s the manager but isn’t the manager got handled on our call by the actual manager. Hello Monday!
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The guy that thinks he’s the manager but isn’t the manager got handled on our call by the actual manager. Hello Monday!
So Cardi baby daddy and Seattle in the Super Bowl?
a woman with curly hair says let me ask you something on a bet advertisement
Alt: a woman with curly hair says let me ask you something on a bet advertisement
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January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
So Cardi baby daddy and Seattle in the Super Bowl?
10am call ghosted me. I love this for me. Didn’t want that damn call anyway.
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
10am call ghosted me. I love this for me. Didn’t want that damn call anyway.
Precious and valuable
Do y’all know what your name means?
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Precious and valuable
We had a work function. My coworker asked for the lager on tap.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
We had a work function. My coworker asked for the lager on tap.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Anyway. When men back in to parking spaces seamlessly it does something to me. I rode in the company car with a man from Egypt and he backed in to the parking spot. Now I’m sitting here making googly eyes at him.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Anyway. When men back in to parking spaces seamlessly it does something to me. I rode in the company car with a man from Egypt and he backed in to the parking spot. Now I’m sitting here making googly eyes at him.
East side
What side yall from ? Don’t need the city just tell me your side
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
East side
This is why I’ve had a job since I was 15.
Men love trying to use money as a tool of control
niggas dead ass think that if they’re spending their hard earned money on you & keeping you that they can do whatever they want.
and THAT is one of the reasons why women are allowed to have bank accounts & their own money.
and THAT is one of the reasons why women are allowed to have bank accounts & their own money.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This is why I’ve had a job since I was 15.
There is a black (the b is lower case purposely) dad at the school that refuses to look in the direction of me and my partner. Speaks to every parent but us. Yes, his wife is.
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
a raccoon is behind a chain link fence looking at something
Alt: a raccoon is behind a chain link fence looking at something
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January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There is a black (the b is lower case purposely) dad at the school that refuses to look in the direction of me and my partner. Speaks to every parent but us. Yes, his wife is.
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
I worked with a guy that bragged about how much PTO he had. I was like baby that ain’t a flex sit down somewhere.
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I worked with a guy that bragged about how much PTO he had. I was like baby that ain’t a flex sit down somewhere.
Everyone on Threads is raving about warm water with lemon to get things moving.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Everyone on Threads is raving about warm water with lemon to get things moving.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
Android: look at all the cool stuff we have.
Apple: best we can do making everything look like glass. Bubbles. EVERY WHERE! Your phone. Bubbles. Your watch. Bubbles.
Apple: best we can do making everything look like glass. Bubbles. EVERY WHERE! Your phone. Bubbles. Your watch. Bubbles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Android: look at all the cool stuff we have.
Apple: best we can do making everything look like glass. Bubbles. EVERY WHERE! Your phone. Bubbles. Your watch. Bubbles.
Apple: best we can do making everything look like glass. Bubbles. EVERY WHERE! Your phone. Bubbles. Your watch. Bubbles.
Can You Feel It
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January 21, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Can You Feel It
Again. We should have this discussion.
8. White cake-white frosting is the single worst cake-frosting combo, and it's not even close
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Again. We should have this discussion.
Now hold on cuz this needs to be considered.
2. Burgers should be wider, not taller
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Now hold on cuz this needs to be considered.
Not me having work travel to Honolulu
a man in a yellow jacket is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and his tongue hanging out .
Alt: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and his tongue hanging out .
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January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Not me having work travel to Honolulu
I stare off into the distance. I might have a slight smile. When I speak it’s literally gibberish. My bf says I’m short circuiting.
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I stare off into the distance. I might have a slight smile. When I speak it’s literally gibberish. My bf says I’m short circuiting.
Peanut butter and jelly on butter crackers.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Peanut butter and jelly on butter crackers.
80 with a slight breeze.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
80 with a slight breeze.
I’m seeing turkey bacon slander on here. As someone that grew on the Final Calls I’ve learned to make it work lol. That Applegate Farms cooked in the oven with some cracked black pepper has never done me wrong.
January 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I’m seeing turkey bacon slander on here. As someone that grew on the Final Calls I’ve learned to make it work lol. That Applegate Farms cooked in the oven with some cracked black pepper has never done me wrong.
I forgot to pick up my wine from my wine club. Lmao I had 15 bottles.
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I forgot to pick up my wine from my wine club. Lmao I had 15 bottles.
Lemon juice, EVOO, and some of this is a top tier lil salad dressing.
My bucket of fancy salt arrived, @theferocity.bsky.social. I’m ready for my life to change.
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Lemon juice, EVOO, and some of this is a top tier lil salad dressing.
She wanted this to be a critique of diet culture but the whole comment section bashed Oprah. Because. Why was Oprah even in it? And I’m not an Oprah apologist but they always do this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
She wanted this to be a critique of diet culture but the whole comment section bashed Oprah. Because. Why was Oprah even in it? And I’m not an Oprah apologist but they always do this.
I’m watching videos from the 2000s and 2010s and having some memories. It was dope to be an adult during the peak club wave. Being an adult when “Where The Party At” hit. Like, whew what a time.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I’m watching videos from the 2000s and 2010s and having some memories. It was dope to be an adult during the peak club wave. Being an adult when “Where The Party At” hit. Like, whew what a time.
Megs body is so tea.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Megs body is so tea.