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SPF_Dark [🔜 MAGFest & Don't Flounder]
@spfdark.bsky.social
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Splatoon Commentator, Dungeon/Game Master, Part Time Streamer, Loud Than The Rest of Them, Gaming's Jack-Of-All-Trades. Professional idiot. Head TO for Don't Flounder at the Function
https://www.twitch.tv/spf_dark
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SPF_Dark [🔜 MAGFest & Don't Flounder] @spfdark.bsky.social · Oct 30
ICYMI:

Registration is NOW LIVE, DONT WAIT TO SIGN UP, 12 TEAM CAP

I am so excited to see who flounders at my function
dontflounderspl.bsky.social Dont Flounder at the Function! @dontflounderspl.bsky.social · Oct 30
Registration for the new premiere NC Splatoon LAN, Don't Flounder at the Function, is now open! #compsplatoon

Date: January 17th @ 1pm EST
Location: North Carolina Esports Academy (Cary NC)
Registration: start.gg/dontflounder
Join the Discord: discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK
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ar-splatoon.bsky.social
DIAMOND DUEL #2 IS REAL!!! We're running our second Splatoon 3 tournament on February 7th, 2026 at the University of Arkansas Little Rock's campus!

REGISTER NOW FOR EARLY BIRD PRICING! www.start.gg/tournament/d...
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
Skating time
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
I haven't commentated in so long man, I miss it so much
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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broadcastbeep.com
The SendouQ Season 9 Finale kicks off TOMORROW!

Only 12 of the strongest teams made it and they’re battling for a prize pot of $500. Curious who’s coming in hot? Check out their final season point records below!

#compsplatoon #sendouink
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
Moving day today finally but still no internet. Hopefully this weekend goes well
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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falcoflyer.bsky.social
With the Splatoon 3 NA League playoffs happening in two weeks, I created a dashboard that analyzes statistics for all teams in the Top 8 playoffs for head-to-head matches!

You can find and interact with the dashboard here:
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...

(More information below)
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
spfdark.bsky.social
Suffice to say, no Thanksgiving dinner for me since this is what I'm working with at my new apartment. There's not even an oven LMAOO
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
spfdark.bsky.social
So many cool things Ive done this year and so many cool people Ive met because of it. Everyone has their own opnions on today but I think one thing that I'll always express today is just how lucky I am to be who I am. My work is far from over and I hope to do even cooler things and meet cooler folks
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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broadcastbeep.com
We would like to wish those who celebrate a hearty thanksgiving and give thanks to all of you who have been watching for the past few months!

For the holiday, we will be taking a break from Splat Chat this week and will be back next week.

Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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hidorisu.bsky.social
Been thinking of allowing people to pay to have me make them montages, but no idea how much id even sell for and if there is even any interest
hidorisu.bsky.social Hidorisu @hidorisu.bsky.social · 5d
Its been forever since I made a montage

So uh...I did thing
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
I wanted to stream tomorrow since I know thanksgiving can be hard on some folks who arent close to family but unfortunately, I have no internet until next week so there goes those plans
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
spfdark.bsky.social
Doing my best with what I got
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
An edited meme showing a picture of someone moving a frozen turkey to the fridge but the turkey has been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal The text says: I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT (showing a screenshot from pokemon rse of spheal's pokedex entry) SPHEAL is much faster rolling than walking to get around. When groups of this pokemon eat, they all clap at once to show their pleasure. Because of this, their mealtimes are noisy."
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
Moving out at night, alone, without lights is not for the weak I fear
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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maliburising.bsky.social
We're so proud of ourselves from Anarchy NoVA! There were several very strong teams, and we wanted to RISE to the occasion!

Many thanks to the TOs of @anarchynova.bsky.social, and we hope to attend again!

#compSplatoon
Image of four Splatoon characters representing Rose, Emerald, Merci, and Sherbert of Malibu Rising as they load into Scorch Gorge. The graphic has been decorated with the team logo and little hearts in white, orange, and teal. At the top-left is the text "Malibu Rising" and the bottom text is in a border and reads "Taking silver 2nd place at Anarchy nova"
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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splstrong.com
The final week of the Splatoon 3 North American League's Regular Season is here! It's the last chance for teams to fight for the last spot in the Top 8 for the Playoffs!

Which teams qualified? www.splatoonstronghold.com/news/splatoo...
Article header with the Splatoon 3 North American League logo in the center, with text reading, "Regular Season Week 8". A list of dates on the right marks every Saturday between Sept. 20 and Nov. 22, 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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strings.inkling.social
Could use the money, so I'm opening up commissions. This doesn't happen often, so get em while they're hot.
ko-fi.com/stringssecti...

[RTs Appreciated]
ID: Six icon examples. From top left to bottom right: A silly cyan and orange robot winking a the camera and giving two peace signs. A light pink and dark brown anthropomorphic dog, smiling.. A determined green Kobold with orange eyes and a brown fluffy coat. A forgetful cream and brown dog, bleping at the camera apologetically. A confident tan inkling with pink hair and a backwards baseball cap. And a dark brown and white cat with red horns, daydreaming about chicken nuggets. End ID. ID: A pink-and-green Splatoon team banner set on Marlin Airport. A green propeller airplane whizzes by in the background. From left to right: An octoling with long curly tentacles, a sea shell flower crown, and a heavy edit splatling. An octoling with a green pompadour, a bandanna around their face, and a sloshing machine. An inkling with short pink hair, glasses and Tetra dualies looking worriedly at the airplane. And an octoling with green curly tentacles and a range blaster, panicking as their hat flies away in the wind. End ID.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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wario64.bsky.social
Splatoon 3 (Switch physical/digital) is $29.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/7krSl3s
Target buff.ly/8fGUccR
Walmart buff.ly/d4itSqz
GameStop buff.ly/TIJERVN
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
I WAS SO CAUGT UP ON REMINISCING ON ANOVA THAT I FORGOT MY MONDAY POST
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
Was supposed to keep packing but got side tracked about set up discussions. I'm never gonna move out of here LOOOL
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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ccasplatoon.bsky.social
Congrats to the top 4 teams in each division who have solidified their spot in the Circuit Finals!

Div 1:
RIT Orange Ocean @rit-splatoon.bsky.social
MTSU Skyfall
Drexel Dragons Splatoon
OnSU Scarlet

Div 2:
High Tide
Mississippi State SeaDawgs
Coyotes Black @coyotesplatoon.bsky.social
Bull Squids
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
spfdark.bsky.social
Anarchy NoVa was such a blast and I am so happy I went for so many reasons. My only experience with lans have been riptide and ltc so to be a part of something that's a lot more smaller and tight knit was really fun! I got to see so many friends again that I wouldn't have been able to for another
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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poplantis.com
Thank you to everyone who supported Pop-LANtis at @anarchynova.bsky.social yesterday, we had such a great time!

If you went to the event, we'd love it if you could give us feedback by filling out the survey linked here! ⬇️

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
A graphic showing Pop-LANtis' mascot, Melody, celebrating Pop-LANtis' performance at Anarchy NoVA yesterday. The graphic has a large "Thank You" along with text that reads "Pop-LANtis' first run was a huge success! We're thrilled to have brought so many artists merch to you at Anarchy NoVA, and to many more LANs in the future! To help Pop-LANtis improve, we have a short feedback form in the replies, and it would really help us out if you can spare a minute to take it!" There is a link to a feedback form in the replies to this post that asks a few short questions about the Pop-LANtis experience at Anarchy NoVA. If you're able to, please fill out the form as it really helps us learn what we can do to improve Pop-LANtis for future appearances! #splatoon #art #merch #compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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ccasplatoon.bsky.social
Last Chance Qualifier is now LIVE! Tune in as teams are competing for a spot in their division’s Circuit Finals!

📺: www.twitch.tv/cca_splatoon
CCA_Splatoon - Twitch
CCA Circuit Season 2: Qualifier 6
www.twitch.tv
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
spfdark.bsky.social
Going from a being surrounded by many people who I'm close with and enjoying having out with to then come home to an empty apartment by myself is bittersweet. More thoughts later
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM