Umar Ali
@speedfreak01.bsky.social
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come on down to speedfreak central for good posts and good times. artist, writer and Tier II Incredibly Bad edit fiend 29, he/him/his profile pic by @billspooks.bsky.social https://speedfreak01.tumblr.com/
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speedfreak01.bsky.social
HEY GUYS

i've been working with @thelastgherkin.bsky.social and @skeletonizer.bsky.social on a very special #fakemon project, and today i can finally show it off!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPug...

it'd mean a lot to me if you could give this video a look and support it in all the usual ways~
THE AWMAET POKÉRAP - A Fakemon Music Video
YouTube video by Umar Ali
www.youtube.com
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victorperfecto.bsky.social
What the hell, bumping for Portfolio Day
victorperfecto.bsky.social
HUMAN artists, use only one #art piece to convince people to follow you

I'm still pretty proud of my Dark Knight Returns/Kamen Rider One homage piece
speedfreak01.bsky.social
i can’t believe you’d betray pokémon like that after they gave you all those muscular women beating each other up
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mecha-bunny.bsky.social
In Transformers Beast Wars, Rattrap calls Arcee his great aunt. So I drew Arcee as a mouse. I think mouse mode is cute!

Was there ever an official Rattrap repainted as Arcee, like a BotCon thing or something?
A white mouse with pink nose, feet and tail. She turns into a robot. Her tail becomes a long rifle.
speedfreak01.bsky.social
ohhhhhhh this rules gav!!
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gavtrdq.bsky.social
I took a notion to draw a wee comic last night, based on my real-life experience where I felt bad for some sticks.
Comic page. 2 Panels. 

Panel 1: Me walking my dog in the woods. 

Caption: Not to brag - but I walk my dog, okay/

Caption:  We often find ourselves in the local woods.

Panel 2: Me looking at a big stretch of boggy muck.

Caption: There's this one big stretch of boggy muck on the pack we take.

Caption: You're probably thinking that we just shouldn't go this way. Hey you might be right. First time for everything, as they say. Comic page. 1 Panel 

Panel 1: Me and the dog walking over the boggy muck, elevated on sticks laid into the dirt.

Caption: Every few weeks, though - someone lays down a very useful series of branches so we can cross with ease.

Caption: That's nice isn't it? Someone taking the time and expending the effort to build a little bridge.

Caption:  I often wonder who it is. Perhaps it's more than just one person. That's a comforting thought.

Panel 2: Me looking at a big stretch of boggy muck.

Caption: There's this one big stretch of boggy muck on the pack we take.

Caption: You're probably thinking that we just shouldn't go this way. Hey you might be right. First time for everything, as they say. Comic Page - 1 Panel. Me crossing the sticks, we see all the previous sticks crushed down deep into the dark mud.

Caption:  It's funny how guilty I feel when a branch breaks - like I've undone their good work, y'know?

Caption: But within a weeo or two, there's a new set of branches ready to be trodden into the mud.

Caption: It's hard not to think about all those other branches, crushed down deper in the dark with every new layer. Comic Page 2 panels.

Panel 1: Me standing in the woods looking down at the path.

Caption:  maybe it's my turn to lay down some branches for the next folk who come this way.

Caption: God knows it wouldn't take long - and I definitely have the time.

Panel 2: Shot of my hands holding the sticks I'd need.

Caption: Nah
speedfreak01.bsky.social
WE KNOW WHERE GEN 10 IS GONNA BE????
speedfreak01.bsky.social
you’ll never guess what i misread “DAP black hole” as
speedfreak01.bsky.social
it’s gonna take ages to mop up all this confidential information!!
speedfreak01.bsky.social
what do you MEAN there was a second gigaleak
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magiinemagiine.bsky.social
this shot of jeanne with all the girls running behind her and cheering for her always gave it the vibe of a renaissance painting i swear. a museum out there needs to take this in
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magiinemagiine.bsky.social
no one is immune to the god kingohger rap. MEMORIZE IT NOW
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ourworldspod.bsky.social
Scuzi fo' innarupting - but WE'RE BACK with an episode looking at Linkage, oft called the best Armada fiction! Join us to find out how Servo is the PG Tips Monkey, why a van-bot is called "Midship", and what "toyetic diegesis" is. ALSO: Divorce.
ourworldspod.podbean.com/e/bonus-epis...
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yuccapersica.bsky.social
Stupid KitaGoro idea that came to me, and I just had to put it out there
4 panel comic strip featuring Kitaoka and Goro from Kamen Rider Ryuki.

Panel 1: They are both handcuffed together, Kitaoka says "Oh no, I accidentally handcuffed us together, whatever shall we do?"

Panel 2: Close up on their faces. Kitaoka: "Guess we have no choice but to…" Goro: "Sensei." Kitaoka: "Yeah?"

Panel 3: Close up on the handcuffs showing Goro unlocking them with a pick, while saying "I got them off."

Panel 4: The two of them stand there, Kitaoka speechless and disappointed while Goro asks "Sensei?"
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tozo.today
past few weeks have been uphill enough that i didn't notice a new picture was out, so hey: new picture!

(as always, the black and white version, and much sharper jpegs, over at the blog-- tozo.today/cover-gi-joe...)
cover for GI Joe #16
speedfreak01.bsky.social
left is the grimoire red beret from gundam build divers, and right is beastbox lotus!
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rezfan.bsky.social
Mega Vileplume idea I had, I rly like the new Mega Artwork they’ve been doing so decided to emulate it a bit.

#Fakemon #Pokemon #Art
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alexblechman.bsky.social
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups