SPAMTON G. SPAMTON GUIDE TO CRYPTOGRAPHY
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SOMETIMES, YOU NEED TO SCRAMBLE YOUR [[Search Warrant Pending Tax Fraud Investigation]] INTO A [[Nothing to See Here, Officer]]!!! THAT'S WHERE [Encryption] COMES IN!! FIRST, YOU HAVE YOUR [Plaintext]! THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF! THE [[Unfiltered Honesty]]!!
X3DH
FIRST YOU NEED YOUR [[Identity Key]]!! MINE'S BEEN [[Verified by 0 Trusted Sources]]!! THEN YOUR [[Signed PreKey]]!! I SIGNED MINE WITH A [[Free Crayon with Every Happy Meal]]!!
THE [[Ephemeral Key]]!! EPH!!
EMERAL LIKE MY [[Business Model]]!! EPHEMERAL LIKE MY [[Will to Live]]!!
FIRST YOU NEED YOUR [[Identity Key]]!! MINE'S BEEN [[Verified by 0 Trusted Sources]]!! THEN YOUR [[Signed PreKey]]!! I SIGNED MINE WITH A [[Free Crayon with Every Happy Meal]]!!
THE [[Ephemeral Key]]!! EPH!!
EMERAL LIKE MY [[Business Model]]!! EPHEMERAL LIKE MY [[Will to Live]]!!
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
X3DH
FIRST YOU NEED YOUR [[Identity Key]]!! MINE'S BEEN [[Verified by 0 Trusted Sources]]!! THEN YOUR [[Signed PreKey]]!! I SIGNED MINE WITH A [[Free Crayon with Every Happy Meal]]!!
THE [[Ephemeral Key]]!! EPH!!
EMERAL LIKE MY [[Business Model]]!! EPHEMERAL LIKE MY [[Will to Live]]!!
FIRST YOU NEED YOUR [[Identity Key]]!! MINE'S BEEN [[Verified by 0 Trusted Sources]]!! THEN YOUR [[Signed PreKey]]!! I SIGNED MINE WITH A [[Free Crayon with Every Happy Meal]]!!
THE [[Ephemeral Key]]!! EPH!!
EMERAL LIKE MY [[Business Model]]!! EPHEMERAL LIKE MY [[Will to Live]]!!
ONE-TIME PADS
SOMETIMES YOU NEED [[Perfect Secrecy]]!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH SECRECY!! NOT “[[Mom Can’t Find Out]] MY PASSWORD” SECRECY!! UNBREAKABLE MATH SECRECY!! THAT’S WHERE THE ONE-TIME PAD COMES IN!!
SOMETIMES YOU NEED [[Perfect Secrecy]]!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH SECRECY!! NOT “[[Mom Can’t Find Out]] MY PASSWORD” SECRECY!! UNBREAKABLE MATH SECRECY!! THAT’S WHERE THE ONE-TIME PAD COMES IN!!
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
ONE-TIME PADS
SOMETIMES YOU NEED [[Perfect Secrecy]]!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH SECRECY!! NOT “[[Mom Can’t Find Out]] MY PASSWORD” SECRECY!! UNBREAKABLE MATH SECRECY!! THAT’S WHERE THE ONE-TIME PAD COMES IN!!
SOMETIMES YOU NEED [[Perfect Secrecy]]!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH SECRECY!! NOT “[[Mom Can’t Find Out]] MY PASSWORD” SECRECY!! UNBREAKABLE MATH SECRECY!! THAT’S WHERE THE ONE-TIME PAD COMES IN!!