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90% repetition 10% repetition. equality and sustainability. easily distrac he/him
statue: I don't look like the person I'm supposed to be
other statue: none of us do
statue: why is that?
other statue: who the fuck are you again?
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
it's Shah-day.

-Sade a lot probably
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
little elon musk didn't win the chocolate factory because he huffed some model airplane glue he brought and pushed a girl down
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mary Shelley's Guillermo del Toro
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope I don't get hit by a self-aware car
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
why do my parents drive on a parkway but fuck in the driveway
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
they will probably bring back powdered wigs
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stoker's Mary Shelley
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
trump is not the third antichrist nostradamus was talking about. that was a few antichrists ago. he is a new type of antichrist that nostradamus didn't know about
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
a fart is an opportunity to go for distance or impact. for distance, ease up on the throttle for nice, uniform deflation. for impact, give a push at the right time for a firm blast. just don't rip too hard and remember to have fun
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"KISS" was a 50-year science experiment to see if two guys in a rock band could keep the most popular guy from getting all the attention (they couldn't)
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
grimes is so lucky. in olden times when you spawned with the devil they made you wear a dress with a big "A" on it (asshole)
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit
October 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the people who 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 want to win the nobel peace prize go for the jugular right away
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Me telling the lava to stop. 🤚
September 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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(explaining to a kid) in thrash metal the evil comes from the sky but in black metal the evil comes from the ground
April 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Phylum of the Planet of the Apes
August 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
*throws sub*
*waits for crowd to disperse*
*goes back to eat it because it's actually still fine*
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You never know what Trump's going to do up there, he might try to buy Alaska
August 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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hoping night terrors take some of the heat off daytime
November 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
me:
AI: anna anna bo banna banana fanna fo fanna
August 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
streaming Blackbraid III music to inspire a revolution
BLACKBRAID Launches Advance Stream of ‘Blackbraid III’
Blackbraid streams new album Blackbraid III ahead of its August 8 release, with 2025 tour dates announced across Europe and North America.
themosh.net
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dr Giggles is not his real name and he is not a licensed physician
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
who's your mount rushmore of indigenous heroes who would never deface a mountain
May 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM