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no minors 🔞 / sowoozoojoon on twt ✦ she/they & 40+ & lesbian ✦ mostly BTS; chaotic multi-stan ✦ Kim Namjoon's intelligence, kindness, thighs, feet ⇾ info: https://theoriginalbk.carrd.co/ ⇾ fics: ao3.org/users/ionsquare

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · Oct 19

✦ call me BK!
✦ theoriginalbk.carrd.co
✦ NSFW content; no minors please.
✦ please have age somehow/someway in bio - will not follow back.
✦ follow, unfollow, block at your discretion.

An image giving a description about me: Hello! It's me, BK! Your lesbian dad. By day, I work in adminstration for a local history museum. By night, I'm an unhinged and feral seasoned fic writer. I've been on the internet way too long, and I've seen some shit, literally. Please don't hesitate to at me and chit-chat!

My account is mostly BTS, but I'm a chaotic multi: TXT, Stray Kids, Seventeen, Ateez, and many more!

Pronouns are she and they. Cancer sun, Aries moon, Capricorn rising.

Images are a photo of myself and Kim Namjoon.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 39m

Running a work errand and after days the sun is finally back.

Me sitting in my car. I’m wearing red lipstick and purple sunglasses.

The inside of my car. Mumford & Sons is playing. The sky is a beautiful blue.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you @yrrweg.bsky.social for the detailed alt text because my brain is fried right now. 😭

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 5h

I just knew when I woke up this morning the air smelled… homoerotic.

Namjoon, Hobi, and Tae (RM, J-Hope, and V of BTS) posing in front of a wall with a lot of "W's" on it. Namjoon is wearing a beige gray coat, a dark gray tie, brown-tinted sunglasses. His hair is blond with dark roots showing. Hobi is wearing a brown jacket and a brown shirt underneath. His hair is dark brown and covering his forehead. Tae is wearing a black jacket with golden emblems, and a white shirt underneath that shows off some bare skin. His hair is black and falling over his forehead

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12h

Six people had their visas revoked due to their social media posts.

Six people are being deported because of what they said online.

Six people have had their freedom of speech suspended.

It won’t stop with these six people.

Either we all have freedom of speech or none of us do.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 5h

Illustration of a figure staring at their phone with the words INTERNALLY SCREAMING while their drink spills out of a cup

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 5h

Orchids are the finicky children. I love light, good air circulation, temp has to not too hot and not too cold, you gotta water them a specific way or they complain. I know humidity plays into all this too.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 5h

I just know hobi was screaming internally

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yrrweg⁷🦢 @yrrweg.bsky.social · 10h

Namjoon, Hobi, and Tae at W Korea's 20th anniversary of Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign

source: www.youtube.com/live/Kd0MfC-...

#Namjoon #Hobi #Taehyung

Same image except now they're all looking to the left

All of them making two hearts by connecting their hands. Everyone is smiling with Hobi smiling the widest

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Anika⁷ ⟭⟬🐋💜 @abusra16.bsky.social · 6h

when asked about plans for the end of the year, Namjoon says that they are working on the album, shooting jacket photos and filming MV! Hobi jokingly says wanna start dance practice but Joon says that they're actually starting tomorrow!

Joon said please look forward to the end of March next year!!!

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 6h

The Father
The Son
and the Holy Mother of Cunt

Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 8h

polytan truthers rise 🙂‍↕️

namjoon, hobi and tae at today's W Korea event. joon is wearing a baggy grey double breasted suit, hobi is wearing a patterned jumper/vest with a tweed jacket over top, and tae is wearing an embroidered velvet jacket over a floaty white shirt and jeans. joon is looking at hobi, hobi is smiling and making a hand heart with both namjoon and tae

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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 8h

polytan truthers rise 🙂‍↕️

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 6h

Why is Kim Namjoon invoking the spirit of Rap Monster doesn’t he know I’m fucking insane

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 8h

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

sigh…. namjoon looking like Father in an oversized gray suit and black tie with sunglasses on. hobi looking like Mother in a brown jacket with no collar and a pattern shirt with a LV belt and black pants. tae looking diva in a suede jacket, a flowy white shirt with the chest low and jeans.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 6h

AWKWARD NAMSEOK AT ANOTHER W KOREA EVENT WITH THEIR CHAOTIC SON TAEHYUNG OMGGHGHHHNXHDHDJSKS

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 17h

It’s nice to have a little validation every now and then to remind you that what you write is worth it.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 17h

I need to unfollow fic rec accounts because I forget that I’m 1. Not a popular writer 2. Will never be recommended 3. It’s never been good for my mental health.

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adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 19h

now what was he trying to do here 😭

the rapline rehearsing “ugh”. hobi, in a gray sweater and black pants as his arms up as he walks close to namjoon his tummy is exposed. namjoon has a black hat, shirt and shorts on as he looks at hobi and raps. yoongi is in the back, his mouth slightly open.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 2d

Here’s last night’s story about Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and why the Upper West Side is a lot more than just “Seinfeld territory.” youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 22h

LOOKAT THIS DIVA

A skeleton wearing a witch’s hat sitting on a wicker bench

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

*gets in Christopher’s face*

You feelin’ shy? I know this was your idea. Why are you shy NOW? AND YOU INVITED HIM?! Stand on business when you say “invite me if you come.” That’s right. MOVE THEM FINGERS FASTER I KNOW YOU CAN. YOU AREN’T MOVING THEM FAST ENOUGH.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

I overslept and I’ve only been awake since 7 am.

Don’t talk to me.

Daily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 1d

Namjoon on Instagram stories:

Sweaty Namjoon selfie either running stats

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

yes! you just don't want to use anything abrasive or scented imho.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

13. oh! and I like to soak sponges/puffs for about 20-30 mins to really get them clean. you can use dish soap or beauty blender cleaner.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

12. I TRY to do a full clean every month (lol when I remember) but I'm ALWAYS doing at least a daily clean with a brush cleaner; I like Eco Tools! www.walmart.com/ip/EcoTools-... I use a soft towel or makeup cleaning towels

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

10. this is similar to my brush scrubber pad www.walmart.com/ip/Makeup-Br...
11. Beauty Blender cleaners are good too, specifically the one in the bottle. You can find it at Ulta! beautyblender.com/collections/...