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[listening to Big Ball Jam 24/7]
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Every venue should have a designated chomper section (located on the sidewalk just outside of the venue)
Name one band you have seen physically demolish a venue (literally, with sledgehammers):
Smegma
Smegma
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Name one band you have seen physically demolish a venue (literally, with sledgehammers):
Smegma
Smegma
turkey 🦃 bone 🦴 apotheosis (turkey remains being made into stock to be made into aspic aka meat jelly to be mixed with filling and formed into soup dumplings aka xiao long bao)
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
turkey 🦃 bone 🦴 apotheosis (turkey remains being made into stock to be made into aspic aka meat jelly to be mixed with filling and formed into soup dumplings aka xiao long bao)
Norman Rockwell ass thanksgiving plate 🍽️
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Norman Rockwell ass thanksgiving plate 🍽️
don’t be shy east coast, show me your feasts
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
don’t be shy east coast, show me your feasts
Made extended eye contact with a downy woodpecker so no matter how badly I botch the dinner I got that going for me
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Made extended eye contact with a downy woodpecker so no matter how badly I botch the dinner I got that going for me
Send me that sweet T’day playlist plz
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Send me that sweet T’day playlist plz
Big gross raw bird lookin nasty at the bottom of the fridge ✅
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Big gross raw bird lookin nasty at the bottom of the fridge ✅
I guess ball DO lie sometimes
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I guess ball DO lie sometimes
Some good ones:
Randy Described Eternity (Built to Spill, Perfect From Now On)
Tears of Rage (The Band, Music From Big Pink)
Best Dressed Chicken in Town (Dr. Alimantado, Best Dressed Chicken in Town)
Coyote (Joni Mitchell, Hejira)
Chameleon (Herbie Hancock and the Headhunters, Headhunters)
Randy Described Eternity (Built to Spill, Perfect From Now On)
Tears of Rage (The Band, Music From Big Pink)
Best Dressed Chicken in Town (Dr. Alimantado, Best Dressed Chicken in Town)
Coyote (Joni Mitchell, Hejira)
Chameleon (Herbie Hancock and the Headhunters, Headhunters)
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Some good ones:
Randy Described Eternity (Built to Spill, Perfect From Now On)
Tears of Rage (The Band, Music From Big Pink)
Best Dressed Chicken in Town (Dr. Alimantado, Best Dressed Chicken in Town)
Coyote (Joni Mitchell, Hejira)
Chameleon (Herbie Hancock and the Headhunters, Headhunters)
Randy Described Eternity (Built to Spill, Perfect From Now On)
Tears of Rage (The Band, Music From Big Pink)
Best Dressed Chicken in Town (Dr. Alimantado, Best Dressed Chicken in Town)
Coyote (Joni Mitchell, Hejira)
Chameleon (Herbie Hancock and the Headhunters, Headhunters)
I did that “run a stale baguette under the faucet and heat it for 10 min at 400°” thing and you’ll never believe this, it actually works
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I did that “run a stale baguette under the faucet and heat it for 10 min at 400°” thing and you’ll never believe this, it actually works
Sheeeit I forgot mini cokes and ice for the cooler, headed to Fred Meyer wish me luck
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sheeeit I forgot mini cokes and ice for the cooler, headed to Fred Meyer wish me luck
Black pepper beef stir fry with cabbage 🍽️
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Black pepper beef stir fry with cabbage 🍽️
*takes big puff of ozembic vape*
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*takes big puff of ozembic vape*
worst thanksgiving was junior year of college, we got a keg of dark beer (never a good idea) and basically everyone was asleep by dinner time, which was irrelevant because we were so stuffed from drinking dark beer all day that nobody was hungry
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
worst thanksgiving was junior year of college, we got a keg of dark beer (never a good idea) and basically everyone was asleep by dinner time, which was irrelevant because we were so stuffed from drinking dark beer all day that nobody was hungry
He should simply stop aging, I don’t think many of us would mind
NEW from @katierogersnyt.bsky.social and me on Trump's aging (gift link):
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He should simply stop aging, I don’t think many of us would mind
People who bicycle down Germantown Rd at rush hour in weather like this, what gives? I am something of a thrill seeker and a glutton for punishment but that’s pure crackpot behavior
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
People who bicycle down Germantown Rd at rush hour in weather like this, what gives? I am something of a thrill seeker and a glutton for punishment but that’s pure crackpot behavior
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Oh, you brave iconoclasts, coming out against pie. Who is as cool as you? Nobody.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh, you brave iconoclasts, coming out against pie. Who is as cool as you? Nobody.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits
The three spirits
Some nice mushrooms from a quick morning hike in Forest Park #fungifriends
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Some nice mushrooms from a quick morning hike in Forest Park #fungifriends
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Tina Kotek has been trying to kill preschool for all for the super rich just to watch them keep making historically large contributions to the Republican Party.
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tina Kotek has been trying to kill preschool for all for the super rich just to watch them keep making historically large contributions to the Republican Party.
Humanity peaked somewhere between here and Sealab 2021
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Humanity peaked somewhere between here and Sealab 2021
attempting to objectively rank inherently subjective material is borderline psychotic
[insert hot take]
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
attempting to objectively rank inherently subjective material is borderline psychotic
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the way i gasped & choked at this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the way i gasped & choked at this
Feels like there’s an untapped market for Thanksgiving Carols, the only one I can think of is Over the River and Through the Woods (Alice’s Restaurant semi-officially as well)
Instead of jingle bells maybe we use castanets or some other auxiliary percussion, idk I’m just spitballing here
Instead of jingle bells maybe we use castanets or some other auxiliary percussion, idk I’m just spitballing here
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Feels like there’s an untapped market for Thanksgiving Carols, the only one I can think of is Over the River and Through the Woods (Alice’s Restaurant semi-officially as well)
Instead of jingle bells maybe we use castanets or some other auxiliary percussion, idk I’m just spitballing here
Instead of jingle bells maybe we use castanets or some other auxiliary percussion, idk I’m just spitballing here