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SophicSiren

@sophicsiren.bsky.social

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Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · Nov 15

I'm the kind of submissive that vanilla people always assume is a Dominatrix

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 2h

Yes

a black and white photo of a little girl laughing with her mouth open .

Alt: A black and white gif of a very young Shirley Temple giggling and putting her hand over her mouth

media.tenor.com

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 2h

I just used the phrase "refine the use case"

While flirting

Get at me boys, I am a gigantic dork

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 3h

Time will tell, at a minimum we get along great and we'll end up friends

We've been texting literally all day nonstop about all kinds of random nonsense like old friends

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 3h

I don't want to train anyone

I want to be taken in hand by a man who knows what he's doing and used hard like the good little slut I am

Le sigh

Who knows if it will go anywhere

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4h

There is a very nice man talking to me

He's almost too young

He's a complete poly newbie

He barely has any kink experience

But he's lovely

And a kayaker and endurance runner and lives where I go to train

Imma step outside my comfort zone and see what happens

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23h

New automatic swipe left criteria dropped today:

- intermittent fasting

- a bio that says only "well endowed"

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23h

😍🎃🧡

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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 1d

If there were no nerds, there would be no one to be excessively enthusiastic about things. Would be a crime.

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NSFW Memes @nsfwmemesx.bsky.social · 1d

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 1d

As a tech writer my search history is already all over the place but it goes off the rails around Halloween

I'm going to start a medical writer certification program to switch to a track AI hasn't destroyed yet and I suspect it'll get even weirder then 😆

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 1d

Been googling various poisons to get their physical descriptions to fill some prop bottles

And googling corpse photos to get some visuals for a zombie doll

Currently blending paint colors to approximate livor mortis

If I wasn't already on a watch list, I am now

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 2d

This was the first book I read by Luna Kayne, and when I finished it I totally bought more of her work

Lᴜɴᴀ Kᴀʏɴᴇ @lunakayne.bsky.social · 3d

I have a secret. I'm being blackmailed—by my own mother. I have six weeks left, I just need to hold on a little longer. Keep my head down and my business to myself—then I'll be free. And that's exactly the moment I cross paths with Declan and Lucas.

📚 Controlling Interests by Luna Kayne

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 3d

OKC's Cupid Picks are always so hilariously off base I kinda want some of whatever the devs were smoking when they coded that algorithm

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4d

I have to disagree. I get it's satirical, but the implication is he's a monster because of autism. As the neurodivergent mom of neurodivergent kids, I can confirm our community already has enough misinformation and demonization and dehumanization to deal with without being compared to Temu Hitler

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4d

When I very first moved here, my first job was a temp working in HR at one of the flight kitchens at O'Hare

It was so fucking cool to have stop signs to cross runways to get to work, and sometimes while I was stopped a plane would taxi by and their wings passed right over my car! I loved it!!

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4d

I love that! 💕

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4d

Been feeling unsettled all week, realized Lost Potential New Guy and I had been texting every day and night for a couple of months before we went out

It felt pretty relationshippy well before our one date, right up until he dumped me

I'm struggling with being back at no keystone person to talk to

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 4d

I never feel more fully assimilated as a Chicagolander than when I'm cruising down the Kennedy and it feels like a plane bound for O'Hare is about to land on the hood of my car

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 6d

I do happen to have some fun size Butterfingers 🤔

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 6d

Dude. You're an Ironman now. I have the evidence right here on my phone. That's all the Strava cred you need 😄

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 6d

Miserably Sick Status:

✔️NyQuil
✔️Herbal tea
✔️ Toast
✔️ Great British Bake Off
✔️Conducting experiment to assess the impact of Halloween candy on an upper respiratory infection

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 6d

Very few men can be as cool as you are 😘

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HA Blackwood @hablackwood.bsky.social · 6d

Is she hot or does she use proper grammar?

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 7d

Is he hot or does he have great Strava stats

iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 7d

Is he hot or is he bilingual

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 7d

Being sick during perimenopause is like the worst game show ever

Is it a fever? Is it a hot flash?

Either way, you lose!

SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 7d

OMG this!!