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SophicSiren
@sophicsiren.bsky.social
Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.
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I'm the kind of submissive that vanilla people always assume is a Dominatrix
Neurosurgeon update for those playing along at home...

He agrees new chronic shoulder pain and arm numbness is concerning, shouldn't be fusion related

Sending me for MRI, EMG, sports medicine consult in case it's from prior injury

If all that fails, next step is peripheral nerve specialist
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
English Teacher Dom guy is a bit of an exhibitionist and now I get random messages saying he wants me to watch him get off

If I'm available, he does a video call

Definitely not mad about it
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just lost the fourth family member this year, this time on my husband's side. The favorite uncle who made the 800 mile round trip drive to visit worth it. And I don't think I can go to his funeral because my AuDHD kiddos can't really travel.

2025 can go straight to hell
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Madison guy just referred to us as a situationship, apparently we're past pretending we're going to stay in the friendzone until his divorce is farther along

He just promised to have their shared custody dog there when I come up after he moves to his new place 😍

Rescheduled first date next week
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
New automatic swipe left just dropped...

Been getting an influx of men in martial arts

I have no problem with martial arts, I've studied four. My dad has been a judo coach for 50 years. I have mad respect for martial arts.

But dating profile pics in your gi is a red fucking flag
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Madison guy just keeps making himself more attractive, said he feels a close connection and thinks we're going to have chemistry and he's really afraid of hurting me because he's such a wreck with his divorce right now

Taking things glacially slow for both our sakes

The sexual tension may kill us
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There's a delightful moment in Bridgerton when Colin describes his hangover as "my head is bottle weary" and if I'm ever dumb enough to end up hung over again, I really want to use that line
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Y'all do you have any idea how hot it is that I can text Madison guy to ask his thoughts on whether I should go with shallots or leeks in a brussel sprouts gruyere gratin and he has an informed opinion?!?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Turns out the best answer to the gut wrenching is he busy or bored with me game is waking up to a sexy video he made for me as soon as he had a moment to spare
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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i saw a post on here recently that was a dude saying that “women shouldn’t ignore people commenting on their posts because it’s rude and they’ll lose a follower” and its the most online version of “women should smile more” i have ever seen
December 30, 2023 at 7:46 PM
I'll never give up hoping that Charlie Brown gets to kick the football

Because it's becoming clear that I'm Charlie Brown, Lucy is the universe and the football is my love life
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I still don't know if I'll ever find love but I'm currently petsitting the 5 week old feral kitten my neighbor just adopted so for today I'm about as content as it's possible to be
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In this week's epsiode of
Fuck. My. Life.
Finally met someone that feels like I meant the other half of me, and has primary potential even though we live 90 miles apart... so of course the question has now become did he agree to ENM hoping to prevent a now certain divorce, or can he accept being with someone like me who can't do monogamy
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Finally met someone that feels like I meant the other half of me, and has primary potential even though we live 90 miles apart... so of course the question has now become did he agree to ENM hoping to prevent a now certain divorce, or can he accept being with someone like me who can't do monogamy
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My meta (i.e. husband on paper's gf/sub) who lived here for last several years is mostly moved in with their triad gf

Feel some semblance of peace after living with OCD triggering chaos gremlin

But the OCD that's been triggered daily for years to the point of breakdown is now in the driver's seat
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Started Quicksilver... may have to add Kingfisher and Osha to my ship stan collection with Rhys and Feyra, and Xaden and Violet
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you see me being choked by a bicep, don't save me I'm exactly where I wanted to be
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Spent over 20 years being mad that I lent a friend my copy of the original version of Salem's Lot and not only did he lose it, he doesn't even remember borrowing it

A few days ago I finally decided to replace it

Now I'm mad something I consider a normal possession is selling as "vintage"
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You know what, since no one else is gonna tell you, I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to do it. Alright, here it goes...

Damn, you are looking good and doing your best today! Chin up you stunning thing you, cause you got this!
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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i’m a simple woman, i like horror movies, hot beverages and when people pay me for my time and expertise
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
What base is deciding to do a half marathon together?
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Few things more satisfying than sending a nude or a sext and the only response he can manage is Fuck
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mental State: mixing another double and putting on P&P 2005
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
English teacher Dom guy told me he was turned on hearing how attracted I am to Madison newbie Dom guy (he asked) and I know Madison guy is turned on by the idea of a partner with other men so please make a blood sacrifice to a convenient eldritch god to make this threeway happen please and thank you
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM