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somedonuts
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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 11m
Dillon Brooks getting a tech sitting on the sidelines in his sweatpants is so on brand. #nba
Screen shot of play-by-play showing Dillon Brooks receiving a technical foul in the middle of Steph Curry shooting two free throws. Brooks was not playing tonight and was assessed a technical foul for chirping at the referees while sitting his ass on the sideline.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 8h
And on overtime too. Fucking moronic thugs.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 8h
I do this with a lot of darth posts tbh

No shame
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 1d
Tripling down on his shit sandwich
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
Like McSweeney’s but for cringe
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
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jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2d
the daylight savings time change must have been annoying as hell for the druids at stonehenge, who had to get up in the middle of the night to move like, one boulder by a foot
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
You have the @jcsalterego.bsky.social password too? 😂
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
“I'm from the government, and I'm here to help” is not so terrifying now, eh? 🤔
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
He’s going to get Scott rubbed in beef tallow and stuffed inside a bear carcass like Luke Skywalker in the tauntaun.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
Mustaches are on point
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d
Vim? I think it’s a little early in the morning to start the text editor discourse.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 3d
Nah, White House bathrooms are too mid
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 3d
Oh, you mean the baseball… 😕
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 3d
Just rename Discover to Jerry. It’s easier that way.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 4d
Calling you Two Spaces After A Period Hat was a bit much.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 6d
35 is gonna hit her like a ton of bricks. Evil ages you like a mofo.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 6d
/etc/hosts is a faded piece of paper taped to the back of my phone. Like grandma's favorite contacts.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 7d
The second spare tire is doing him no favors.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 7d
I’m always game for FMD™️: Faine Mayonnaise Discourse
faineg.bsky.social Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7d
Mayonnaise actually appears to have been first invented in Menorca in Spain, not in France:

en.ara.cat/food/mayonna...
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 7d
Bonus points if your defiance is on the Defiant… and in a frog costume
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 7d
Promo code sandbox escape
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 7d
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s stretched pig anus.™️
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 8d
a man in a life jacket is swimming in a body of water
Alt: Buster from Arrested Development, flailing around in the water with a seal.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 8d
Breakwater - Release The Beast

youtu.be/eVVfZAZdIUs

And you bet your ass there will be jazz hands.