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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 8m

Apparently some people still need to be told this and I think those people need to grow up :)

Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 16m

I think if you're so obsessed with fic numbers that you start hating and harassing popular authors you need to get off the internet until you can engage normally again

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All Dogs Go to Kevin @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social · 23h

Maternity pillows are also for dogs. (Or is it paw-ternity pillows?)

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 1d

I've been rearranging my house all day and I DESERVE IT

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 1d

12am chocolate souffle making

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

Absolute gold today in the NYC subreddit

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK YEAH my dude!!!

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

I am filled with hubris and nothing can stop me

All Dogs Go to Kevin @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social · 2d

“I DON’T WANT TO CALL IT A NIGHT I WANT TO FIGHT PEOPLE UNTIL DAWN” My wife playing Pokemon ZA

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

Me the first four hours of any pokemans game whenever they try and teach me anything

a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you

ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you

media.tenor.com

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

I've been to literal Rome tho.

Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 2d

Congratulations to Pokemon z-a for achieving the impossible: getting me to use tail whip

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 3d

POKEMANS POKEMANS POKEMANS

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All Dogs Go to Kevin @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social · 4d

The 12 foot skeleton goes up today

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 4d

I have never once IN MY LIFE seen a pregnant person and been like I GOTTA TOUCH THAT BELLY what is the fucking deal with some people lmao

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 4d

I think Ulysses was written to be bait for literary critics and not to be a good book

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 6d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 5d

Bizzaro preggo craving: that sherbert loaf that looked like a watermelon with chocolate chips in it to act like the seeds that we all used to eat on summer days in the 90s

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 8d

Oh don't forget the quarter teaspoon of garlic powder

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 8d

So many American recipes be like "combine two premade cans four pounds of various premade dairy products and two bags of frozen vegetables into a baking dish and cook for an hour"