A diaper that you can squish and deform as normal but, when left undisturbed for long enough, will puff out into a smooth spheroidal shape, stiffen reversibly and take on the appearance of a beautiful pearl.
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A diaper that you can squish and deform as normal but, when left undisturbed for long enough, will puff out into a smooth spheroidal shape, stiffen reversibly and take on the appearance of a beautiful pearl.
Messing my diaper in front of you in such a casual and natural way that your brain assumes that this is a diaper-normalised world even though nothing else has changed.
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Messing my diaper in front of you in such a casual and natural way that your brain assumes that this is a diaper-normalised world even though nothing else has changed.
I could go for being part dragon, especially a poison dragon. The feet hooves are untouchable but some perma-poisoned dragon hand claws would be a good addition, stacking stat penalties with every scratch. Strength, intelligence, speed, intelligence, maximum health, intelligence.
You know how people sometimes describe a fantasy world of rainbows and candy as being like a unicorn pooped everywhere? Sometimes I just want to be that unicorn.
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You know how people sometimes describe a fantasy world of rainbows and candy as being like a unicorn pooped everywhere? Sometimes I just want to be that unicorn.
Trying my hand at being a bard, but giving up because none of the holes in my pan flute make any noise when blown through — people just keep having accidents instead. You see me line up with the hole that made you wet yourself and try one last time, about to blow into it as hard as possible.
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trying my hand at being a bard, but giving up because none of the holes in my pan flute make any noise when blown through — people just keep having accidents instead. You see me line up with the hole that made you wet yourself and try one last time, about to blow into it as hard as possible.
What, you couldn't tell I was concealing the gestures for a Mirror Accidents spell within my diaper rubbing? You didn't notice the Bestow Bedwetting spell I hid in my squirming on the changing table? Not even the Brain Drain curse I pretended a surprise bout of soaking?
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What, you couldn't tell I was concealing the gestures for a Mirror Accidents spell within my diaper rubbing? You didn't notice the Bestow Bedwetting spell I hid in my squirming on the changing table? Not even the Brain Drain curse I pretended a surprise bout of soaking?
The most common belt enchantment is "forgetting to pull down your pants even if you do reach the toilet in time", to the point where you should assume that every enchanted belt will sneak that effect in, no matter what else it does.
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The most common belt enchantment is "forgetting to pull down your pants even if you do reach the toilet in time", to the point where you should assume that every enchanted belt will sneak that effect in, no matter what else it does.
We're calling you out on your toilet addiction. You can't even join one of our multiple hour hangout sessions without disappearing at least once to the toilet. We've locked the door until you figure out where your muck *should* be going.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We're calling you out on your toilet addiction. You can't even join one of our multiple hour hangout sessions without disappearing at least once to the toilet. We've locked the door until you figure out where your muck *should* be going.
Bodily waste is a health hazard but RPG poison just deals HP damage which doesn't even do anything unless you hit zero. It should thus be obvious why your bowels only produce vibrant purple sludge now (in standard alchemical quantities of 5+ litres, of course).
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bodily waste is a health hazard but RPG poison just deals HP damage which doesn't even do anything unless you hit zero. It should thus be obvious why your bowels only produce vibrant purple sludge now (in standard alchemical quantities of 5+ litres, of course).
Self-filling diapers are like the training wheels of diaper training. They get you through the early stages of learning, but eventually you're going to have to start pushing for yourself.
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Self-filling diapers are like the training wheels of diaper training. They get you through the early stages of learning, but eventually you're going to have to start pushing for yourself.
No matter how hard you try, you can't seem to make any progress on casting magic. You also seem to have a worsening bedwetting problem. Whether you'll figure out that you have an innate Accidents trait that's draining all your mana to activate is yet to be seen.
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No matter how hard you try, you can't seem to make any progress on casting magic. You also seem to have a worsening bedwetting problem. Whether you'll figure out that you have an innate Accidents trait that's draining all your mana to activate is yet to be seen.
In a mood for my finger to leave a streak of colourful decoration wherever it points, whether it be across walls, objects or clothes. Or I could just maintain a point at your crotch as it becomes increasingly padded and then soaked and then messed and then hypermessed.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In a mood for my finger to leave a streak of colourful decoration wherever it points, whether it be across walls, objects or clothes. Or I could just maintain a point at your crotch as it becomes increasingly padded and then soaked and then messed and then hypermessed.
Placing a bunch of ice cream tubs around your home to trigger your candymessing whenever you walk over them. When I told you that you're too much of a producer for clothes, I meant it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Placing a bunch of ice cream tubs around your home to trigger your candymessing whenever you walk over them. When I told you that you're too much of a producer for clothes, I meant it.
Cute, dumb, zombie-like horde of people who have messed themselves. Beware their numbers or they'll pull your tail to make you mess instantly and assimilate you into the horde.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cute, dumb, zombie-like horde of people who have messed themselves. Beware their numbers or they'll pull your tail to make you mess instantly and assimilate you into the horde.
Returning to one of my favourite traps, the sludgy pit of living, transformative clay, and showing it a diaper so it knows what shape to sculpt onto everyone's body and force them to fill with highly frequent bouts of uncontrollable clay messing.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Returning to one of my favourite traps, the sludgy pit of living, transformative clay, and showing it a diaper so it knows what shape to sculpt onto everyone's body and force them to fill with highly frequent bouts of uncontrollable clay messing.
If you count sheep, you'll fall asleep. If you count diapercritter sheep, you'll have an accident too. What's variable is whether you fall asleep first and become a bit more of a bedwetter/bedmesser or you have the accident first but feel yourself drifting off before you can do anything about it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you count sheep, you'll fall asleep. If you count diapercritter sheep, you'll have an accident too. What's variable is whether you fall asleep first and become a bit more of a bedwetter/bedmesser or you have the accident first but feel yourself drifting off before you can do anything about it.