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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 1d

we used to say the closest you can get to cumming without touching Butts (county)

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 2d

reading hobbes on the trampoline

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 2d

pretty sure mine already is tbh

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 3d

controlled demolition of your society is a great time to go to grad school

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 3d

we’re unlocking things here

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 3d

they’re doxxing my friends and doing chud sephiroth posting over on twitter

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · 26d

the storal of the morey

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Sep 12

libbing out

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Sep 12

this mug is the one constant in my life

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 28

me no cyare ne mon

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 26

take everything out of your 401k NOW and send it to ME

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 20

something evil is happening in this city

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 20

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 20

it was called jungle back then not drum n bass. that came later

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 17

holy shit

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · Aug 17

[the Theory]: instantly broadcasting your innermost thoughts to thousands of others at once, furthering humanity’s knowledge and connection in the process

[the Practice]: (tiktok voice) not me shitting clean down my leg at Whole Foods

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 11

youtu.be/AkNhjcJU5YA?...

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 2

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Aug 1

you’re welcome

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Jul 22

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Jul 17

things have been working out suspiciously well lately

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · Jun 17

met a soundcloud rapper from casablanca

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · May 31

Aborted Liberal Joe Rogan

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · May 25

I don't have to tell you things are cheugy. Everybody knows things are cheugy. It's a vibe shift. Everybody's off their grindset or scared of losing their grift. The uhhhh bitcoin buys a memecoin's worth; Venmo is going bust; dropshippers keep a 3D printed gun under the counter;

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𓊒 @socialactavis.bsky.social · May 25

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Parked out by the Lake (Sad Version)

Dean Summerwind · Parked out by the Lake (Sad Version) · Song · 2023

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