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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 6h

He has the most garish tastes imaginable. The 1940s art deco bathroom was killer. But not to Mango Midas.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 9h

Tell: If this blatant lie is your go-to argument, your real position sucks.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 10h

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 11h

Randy Fine: Refugees here legally should starve.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 11h

The Judge is saying in no uncertain terms that ICE Special Agent Steven Fuentes put in a knowingly false declaration.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14h

23% of Amazon warehouse workers used SNAP in the last 3 months. So maybe, Mr. Free Fucking Market, the answer isn't that SNAP recipients need a job but that you skip the 2nd mega yacht and pay them a living wage.

Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 21h

Are you people fucking kidding me with this shit @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

At the same time, there are legitimate debates about the best ways to feed the needy, how many should qualify and how much they should get. In the 1970s, 1 in 50
Americans received food stamps. Now, 1 in 8 do. On average, these households get $322 a month. Are 42 million Americans really in such danger of suffering malnutrition that the federal government should spend about $100 billion every year

Certainly, many need the help. The American Enterprise Institute's Kevin Corinth estimates that 2.9 million individuals willbe pushed into poverty if SNAP benefits are not paid in November, including 1.1 million children, 1.3 million working-age adults and about 500,000 seniors.
But no one should aspire for large segments of the population to depend on government handouts. The program could certainly be designed better to not discourage work.
Ultimately, the best way to help over the long run is to grow the economy, which leads to job creation and rising wages.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14h

"Confusion" is WashPo sane-speak for "the experts think he's batshit crazy."

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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 1d

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone with a brain knows what he's trying to invoke. Maybe middle America will not want Nazis running ICE but I'm not holding my breath.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 2d

Yes, this is a real post made by the Department of Homeland Security.

None of this is normal.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Does it hit your eye like a big pizza pie? Yes = moon.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

The ceasefires will continue after each subsequent bombing.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

One things for sure -- these monkeys know how to fucking party.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 3d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Insurance companies make so much money that the budget for TV advertising appears to be limitless.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

The Bard always brings it.

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 3d

KING
… But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son⁠—

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Read the last three sentences and tell me that any of those are true.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

DC resident here. Would you believe that Duffy is stone cold lying?

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 3d

After January 6, 2021, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Comcast publicly pledged to stop donating to politicians who sought to undermine the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election.

In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.

These Corporations Stopped Worrying About Democracy and Bought Trump a Ballroom

It has been nearly five years since the 2020 presidential election, but President Trump continues to baselessly insist it was stolen.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

Trump received 69.6% of the vote in Allegany County MD in 2024. But I'm sure all he can see is that he lost Maryland and dislikes Wes Moore.

Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 4d

Make it make sense. Trump bailed out Argentina for $40B dollars, yet he’s now throwing MD under the bus?

Trump administration denies FEMA aid for Western Maryland floods.

The denial cannot be appealed again, leaving several small towns on their own to address more than $33.7 million in damage.

Trump administration denies FEMA aid for Western Maryland floods

Maryland has sought FEMA aid for at least $33.7 million in flood damage mostly in Allegany and Garrett counties.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

If the 2020 election fraud was so obvious, we should be constantly asking Trump and the DOJ where are the prosecutions?

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Please Mr. Soros just run 30 seconds of the 1987 Reagan video this is from during the World Series.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

two men in suits and ties are sitting in front of a whiteboard and one of them is pointing at the other and says not !

ALT: two men in suits and ties are sitting in front of a whiteboard and one of them is pointing at the other and says not !

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

You're so close, Mr. Cuban.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 9d

Wait, are you telling me this awesome dude was a passenger on a plane? Just killer as anything I can fathom.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 15d

Creative solution = illegal in MAGAspeak.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d

Leavitt: "The president tapped into tariff revenue to keep WIC money going out the door. He found a creative solution to keep the troops paid. And rather than congratulate him for doing that, this unprecedented action to get our troops paid, Dems want to sue him for it. They're saying it's illegal."

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