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snortimer.bsky.social
Snortimer
@snortimer.bsky.social
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Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut. Definitely NSFW 🔞 FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 8h
Everything is better with opossum!
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 2d
Over time he's gotten so good with it that other Doms send their subs to him when they can't be bothered to milk them themselves. The subs moan and writhe in pleasure for hours before they pass out, spent and drained. No release for the service sub of course, nothing but aching balls for him.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 3d
It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 7d
Doc: *cares for you, menacingly*
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 16d
I can't recommend learning a pizza dough recipe enough. 5 minus of prep, lasts in the fridge for days and opens up a lot of tasty dishes outside of obviously pizza. I personally love turning that dough into flatbread or wraps in a pan, makes it easy to slightly char it without making it hard or dry
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Yolhi @yolhi.bsky.social · 22d
he's still seated there to this day
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Gordian @gordianknot.bsky.social · 22d
Power outages in the dungeon aren't just an occasional annoyance, they're the perfect opportunity for smexy shenanigans! ;3

Comic commission for @dusty0071.bsky.social

#Furry #FurryArt #FurryPorn #FurrySmut #FurryComic #NSFW
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 24d
This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 24d
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 27d
Go one step further! Make them share one piercing. That way their tips keep rubbing against each other's. I guarantee they'll be very fast friends
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Sep 13
Tongue and nose piercings used to secure you to a glory hole are 10/10
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Sep 11
Should have listened to the warnings on the poppers video the day before, or find it again and get rid of the last remaining bit of pesky free will
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Sep 10
The way he knows whether or not you've thoroughly cleaning is by hiding the broken pieces of the keys to your cage throughout the apartment
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Jackaloo 🪴 @jackaloo.bsky.social · Sep 9
This please
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Sep 9
It's cold, dark and damp, so I better keep you in a thick layer of rubber to keep you warm. I gotta warn you though I rarely go down there more than once or twice a week. Though, knowing your kinks, that might be a plus for you
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P&R Industries @prindustries.bsky.social · Sep 7
Attraction (2025)

#furry #nsfw
Picture showing Will and Chuck together. First panel has will asking why he likes Chuck being around so often. Chuck responds that it's the toxoplasmosis. Final panel is will staring at him without saying anything.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 30
Slight sensory misperceptions are a common side effect caused by the Relaxation Orbs relaxing effects on the atomic bonds in various soft tissues of the body. This deep tissue relaxation is offered to you at no additional cost.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 30
Welcome to the Apature Science Irradiant Relaxation Lounge (now with 13% less gamma ratiation). Sit down and rest your tired bones under our newly patented relaxation orbs* and enjoy a perpetually hot beverage!

*May cause itching bones, leaking bones, vanishing bones and/or sudden bone duplication.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 25
Didn't you wonder how they can offer these month-long courses for free?
No?
Well then you'll probably do better as a dog anyways. I'll be looking forward to adoption day in the meantime
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 24
The new e-stim box is fun, definitely a nice upgrade, but the pads that came with it sadly don't stick well on leaky possums
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 22
Ah, volunteering straight for the e-stim box I see
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 22
OK then. First things first: training you to stop barking so loudly. Whimpering seems much more your style anyways... Now where did I put that shock collar
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · Aug 18
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
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Gonzo Donzo Bonzo Onzo @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social · Aug 16
Everyone has their limit...
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NOMIFUKI飲み吹き @nomifuki.bsky.social · Aug 15
新刊進捗〜！
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