Baron Sol
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I hear Macadam’s is hiring
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I still think if they ever did perma-kill the Joker it should be done via a random citizen getting luck.

Think about it: The Clown Prince of Crime dies not to Batman finally breaking his code, but a random Joe just got a lucky pot shot. A perfect final joke
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Does normal gasoline fuel transformers? I know in some iterations they can transmute into energon but does basic ass diesel do anything for them?
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>”I want my crew”
>Shows a bunch of Cons that have never been seen on screen before and somehow aren’t scrap given the anti-cybertronian sentiment of the humans by this point
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Honestly PabloJack isn’t that bad aside from the face. Shame he came after Bumblebee’s Wheeljack tho
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I’ve seen some of the 3rd party figures for TLK Prime and they use borderline black magic to hide all the vehicle bits
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I mean technically he does if we pretend the Aligned continuity makes anything resembling sense
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Yeah his vehicle mode is a bit whack HOWEVER his head does this in jet so it gets a pass
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The only thing remotely cool about Bay Lockdown is the Gunface mode and I think he only does it like once in the whole film
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Shout out to the “why should I take orders from you” bit as well
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You with BioShock Infinite
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Pictured below: Homelander trying to fight even the lowest level DC Meta
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Who’s the WhiteRose kid?
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She comes with a detachable arm for different accessories for a theoretical toy? Neat
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See I would’ve chosen Liu “I can causally summon black holes” Kang
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I could understand Kui Liang Sub, but would use MK1’s asshole Bi-Han?
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>Sees what Mira’s tail is doing

Girl I don’t think anyone’s brave or stupid enough to try taking Rumi from you
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Ah yes it’s that one that’s the issue and not the Fiery Space Chicken
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So does this make me Shaggy?
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“I am many things Little Prime. You couldn’t begin to imagine a fraction of them. But for now I take the role of Cybertron’s executioner”
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The Eternal Rule: Drip above stats
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Sometimes you just need a villain that needs a good shield to head