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I want to be in the sequel
If you insist 🤭
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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This movie.

This scene.

That moment.

I cried the first three times I saw it in theaters

youtu.be/S7jo5Cr6WUA?...
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Apparently I have a very eclectic accent that ranges from NYC to either West Indies or Canadian 🙂
This thread is making me realize I need to ask everyone in my life if my voice is weird 😩
Have ya’ll ever heard someone’s voice for the first time and it lessened the attraction?
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This one roommate ain’t taking the leaseholder’s notice to vacate seriously. Things are about to get very ugly here 😬
a woman is sitting on a couch eating popcorn and making a surprised face .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch eating popcorn and making a surprised face .
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December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I am losing my mind

DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC

THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC

THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR

WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC

PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
She deserved that trip at the end 🤷🏾‍♂️
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Emma Frost going up to Cyclops room to seduce him after Jean died!
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’ll never forget the time I had to not laugh when one of my previous managers (Colombian but not Afro-Latina) came into work with these bright red box braids looking like Betty Spaghetti 😂🤭
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The icon, the legend, the ORIGINAL Sister Nancy performing BamBam! When the beat drops 💃🏽💃🏽😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love when my mouth gets slick and someone tells me “you’re definitely @hitdogsholler.bsky.social ‘s child” 😂
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alone time or a hug
what can fix your bad mood quickly??
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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You never truly know how the other person feels about you. You literally have to trust them with your heart, your dreams, your future, etc.
13. What is the dark side of falling in love?
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Currently reading 🤓🧜🏾‍♀️🗣️
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It didn't start on Oct 7th.
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Lesson of the day folks: Don’t hold onto that friendship just because yall have history. You need more than history to sustain a friendship.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Needed to hear this today 🥹
I know it’s been said a million times but let me reiterate: SOMEBODY somewhere likes your exact brand of weird, and quirky, and individuality. No need to pretend to be someone else or something you’re not. Project genuineness and you will attract people who want THAT. I promise.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
😬😬
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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WNBA star A'ja Wilson is TIME's Athlete of the Year
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Post an unskippable song. 🎵 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/alm...
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
walking into 2026 like
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I need a job to get back to me so I can stop working in Navy Yard aka M*GA Yard 🥲🙃
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' .
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December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Post a timeline cleanse video
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m a less ditzier Rose
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM