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We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books.

Primarily managed by Holly.

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I promised lots of links to Ye Olde Blogge, so here's a round up of some of our greatest hits to get you started. 🧵
Review: First to Burn by Anna Richland

This book was pitched as peak 2014 paranormal suspense WTFery, and that's pretty accurate. If that's a vibe you like, it's really fun.
Review: First to Burn by Anna Richland (2014/2025)
Immortal Vikings, Book #1 Heat Factor: Tender moments between explosions Character Chemistry: I’m a strong, independent woman and I shouldn’t like the way you act like a caveman, but I really do Plot: Fighting immortal bad guys on four continents Overall: This book is bonkers and a little self-indulgent, but I was definitely invested in what was happening
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January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This week in My First Smut, both members of the writing duo Erin Rose talk about formative romance books.
My First Smut: Vulnerability and Truth
My First Smut is a recurring feature where we talk about our formative smut experiences. These short confessionals may include such details as: What book did you read? How old were you? Were there other people involved? What made the experience special? What role does smut play in your life? This week, writing duo Erin Rose both share their early smut experiences…
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January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Ok friends, I want to know: what's a book that you read many years ago that will stay in your brain forever? I want to hear about the ones you read more than 10 years ago and haven't forgotten.

Top of my list is Slammerkin by Emma Donoghue. That one will probably haunt me til the day I day.
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Review: Light of My Life by Takiba and Fuuko Minami

Even though Erin has decided that manga style art doesn't *really* work for her in her romance reading, she was utterly charmed by the HEA in this one.
Review: Light of My Life by Takiba (illustrator) and Fuuko Minami (story) (2025)
Heat Factor: I started reading this in my living room, and that was not the right choice. I would consider this *ahem* high heat.  Character Chemistry: They’re best friends with some pining, but if the manga style doesn’t give you chemistry feels normally, I don’t think this one will be different. Plot: High school best friends with an evolving roommate situationship and a pro-sports ending injury between them complicate their lives hugely.
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January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Ingrid's deep dive explanation of romantasy continues! She'll be spending the next few weeks breaking down some common types of romantasy books.
Romantasy Roundup: Categories and Associated Tropes (Part 1)
For the next few weeks, I’ll be breaking down common groupings of Romantasy books. I’ve included common elements, tropes, highlights, and recommendations for each one. As hard as I’ve tried, I haven’t read everything (or even all the most popular) books in each grouping, but I have recommended some titles for each and we’ll include links wherever possible for even more options.
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January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Instead of buddy reading to themes, this year we're just calling it what it's always been: TSR book club.

First up: An Extraordinary Union by Alyssa Cole
TSR Book Club: An Extraordinary Union by Alyssa Cole
Welcome to the first Smut Report book club! We’ve done buddy reads before, of course, but this year we’re going a little more unstructured. Our plan is for each of us to take a turn picking a book to read—any book, for any reason—and our discussion may be based on a specific idea or it may simply be a discussion of what the book is doing on its own merits. 
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January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
As the resident Smut Reporter who cries when she reads books, I wrote something trying to pinpoint what it is that really gets me.
Crying Over Books
If you’re a long-time reader and/or podcast listener, you probably know that I’m the crier of the group. Every time we do a buddy read, I tell Erin and Ingrid whether I cried and what brought on the waterworks. In fact, I wrote a piece several years ago about that cathartic moment of crying when I read a romance book…
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January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This book is mega cute, very gentle and kind. An excellent bonus for donating.
If you donate at least $10 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota and show me proof, I'll send you a copy of my first book and I'll even pay shipping. (US only.) (Up to 10 people.)
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This week on Tumblereads, we're talking about our smut reporting journey, since we've been blogging for 8 (!!!!) years now.
Tumblereads: A Moment of Reflection
We've been doing The Smut Report for 8 (!!!) years now! And the podcast for 2 (!!!!) years! So we're taking a moment to talk about how this journey deep into the world of smut has changed us. Notes Ingrid’s review of The Corsair’s Captive by Ruby Dixon, her very first speculative romance. Erin’s piece about everyone in romance who can’t with love. Holly’s abandoned Duke Project.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The consensus seems to be that I'm massively overthinking this
Ok romance people, inquiring minds want to know:

When an author uses the phrase "ropes of cum," does this invoke the idea that these characters are now bound together? Say, in comparison to other descriptions of just lots of spunk on someone's body ("loads," "painted my body," "spurts," etc)
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sometimes I need to remind myself that reading and talking about romance is still a worthwhile endeavor.
On Reading Romance in the Face of Fascism
For a while now, every time I get on social media to make silly posts about books and promote the blog in my half-hearted way, I fall into a doom spiral and post nothing at all. Who can care about books when the world is on fire? I’m certainly in a reading slump because I’m spending more time than is healthy reading the news.
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January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ok romance people, inquiring minds want to know:

When an author uses the phrase "ropes of cum," does this invoke the idea that these characters are now bound together? Say, in comparison to other descriptions of just lots of spunk on someone's body ("loads," "painted my body," "spurts," etc)
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Because Erin actually tracks her reading, here's a list, for your enjoyment and edification, of all the books she DNFed last year, with explanations.
All the books Erin DNFed in 2025
This may end up being a bad life choice, but Ingrid suggested during a recent podcast recording that offering feedback about our DNFs could be as helpful (?) to readers as our other reviews, so I’m going to try something. Because we don’t need to belabor any points, I’m not going to draw it out for multiple posts. Quick and dirty book summaries with limited commentary will do.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Series Review: Bad Boyfriends, Inc by Lisa Henry and Sarah Honey

These books are fun and funny and sweet, and sometimes that's just what you need.
Series Review: Bad Boyfriends, Inc by Lisa Henry and Sarah Honey (2022)
Heat Factor: Variable among the books, but none is especially much Character Chemistry: We’re going for the “Awwww” factor here Plot: MC1 is a bad boyfriend for hire, MC2 gets to *enjoy* the repercussions of that job Overall: First of all, I like to go on an Australian reading vacation, okay? Secondly, we are here for sweetness and fun, and that is…
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January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Ingrid spent the last year binging every romantasy book she could get her hands on…and now she's gearing up to share her knowledge.
Introducing Roadmap to Romantasy
Over a year ago, I started reading Romantasy in a way that was bordering on worrying for health and productivity reasons, which surprised me. It’s not like we haven’t covered a great deal of fantasy or paranormal romance books–in fact, Ruby Dixon is responsible for some of my earlier stretches in romance book reviewing, and that was well before she was the titan she is today.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Even if all you read are romances.

Bad people deserve love too*, whether they become "good" or not.

*except Nazis
Also let people write characters who are bad people. Let people write books that aren’t morality plays. Let people write books you don’t relate to. Let people have different experiences than yours. Holy fucking shit, y’all.
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It's a New Year, which means it's time for some resolutions. Or in our case, some small but attainable goals.
2026 Smut Resolutions
In the past we’ve made a cute little list of resolutions that might be like low-hanging bookish fruit for a fun challenge, but…. For the past two years we will admit that we have not done an awesome job of meeting our goals. So, this year, we’re going basic. This year we’re going to try to keep things fun for us AND have a plan.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Ok #romancelandia, here's a thread of our superlatives for the folks who don't want to click the link

(but if you do click the link, you can also hear us talking about the books in extreme chaotic detail)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's the end of 2025, which means it's time for the 6th Annual Smut Report Superlatives, where we talk about the funniest, sexiest, weirdest, and most infuriating books we read this year.
Now Presenting…The Fifth Annual Smut Report Superlatives
It’s a new year, which means it’s time to look back on the past year. We were tired and found comfort in books. We were tired and struggled to read books. But no matter what, we reaffirmed how much we love to read and talk about books. So instead of a best-of list, we bring you without further ado: The Sixth Annual Smut Report Superlatives.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM