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@smurf.etheirys.social

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Professional Dumbass | 35, bi Lore, Gpose and Misc. account - I won't talk about mod releases here. No minors, no lala lewders, etc. ➤ OCs : https://kett-ocs.carrd.co/ ➤ Tumblr : https://smurf-ffxiv.tumblr.com/ ➤ Modding account : @smurfmods.bsky.social

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · Jan 12

Hi, i'm Smurf. I post about men in final fantasy fourteen.

Lore Comics | Carrds
#smurfposting | #charleposting

"WCIF ?" In there : TBSE-Q Gear List
If it's not in there, i made it privately.

Don't follow me for NSFW, mod releases or updates. You won't find anything in there and i will ignore you.

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 15h

"weh dead body", i whine, as i add the 189th entry into a spreadsheet for refits

Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 15h

beating my own ass in the replies, as it should be

beating your ass aswell if that's how you think too

lock the fuck in and enjoy your hobby without it turning into something you need to market against your own wishes

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 15h

"wah if i don't churn out refits for it no one wants to use Q and everything i've done is useless" (i stopped because i was so burned out it gave me irrepearable trust issues with the xiv community and there IS people stronger than me doing refits for it)

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 15h

every morning without coffee i feel like i decided to maintain a body that's on the verge of dying because no one uses it and switched to the new, almost identical one (it's in reality factually untrue, and Q is also a result of the same process ; it's derived from X)

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 15h

i need to make one of those "can you lock the fuck in" memes for when i wake up in the morning and feel utterly hopeless for what's to come

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 9d

that too

Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 9d

I NEED TO STOP POSTING WHEN I'M WAKING UP AND HAVEN'T HAD ANY SORT OF COFFEE

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 9d

Fuck AI from the bottom of my heart but you all can't say shit on the morals of gposing if you still have an active Twitter account because you couldn't bear losing the "big numbers".
Here is starting to be bad aswell tbh but you're still on a website owned by a nazi, grow a fucking spine

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 9d

people are still on Twitter if i base myself on the count of "lol forgot i have an account here" i see on the regular, so i can truly believe numbers can blindy relieve people of any sort of spine or morals they have tbh

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lovers die broke @nyabuki.bsky.social · 10d

cat / wolf nsfw suggestive content (feat. my gf)

#1080pcontent / #720pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:quintia

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 11d

the unbearable urge to gpose when maint is in effect but not any of the other days is a recurring and worrying theme

Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 11d

*hasn't touched the game in several weeks*
*maint drops*
oh COME ON i was JUST ABOUT to open that

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lovers die broke @nyabuki.bsky.social · May 28

yanks really be like "yeah i know its at 2am for you but it works better for me that way :3"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 28

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

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Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 12d

i do this because once i was having a conversation with someone in front of my computer and once it ended, i looked back to see with horror that half of the XMA page was filled with catgirls getting railed and hypertits refits

i'm not getting caught again IDC

Smurf @smurf.etheirys.social · 12d

i have to hide so much stuff from XMA that the new releases page often feels like a ghost town with all the [Hidden Mod] littering it

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