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Noah
@smellycandle42.bsky.social
Soft drink enthusiast.

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Hot take but I don't really care about AI generated advertisements. They're ugly, but commercials are always ugly. It sucks for the actors and crews who otherwise would have gotten work but that's the extent of it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Starting development of a KOTOR 2 remake while the remake of the first game is still missing in action... that's video games for ya
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Playing the original Resident Evil (Director's Cut, technically) is a very odd experience because the voice acting and dialogue are truly as awful as everyone says, but everything else holds up remarkably well. Stone cold classic game.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My totally anecdotal experience of the Marvel Tokon beta tells me the most popular characters are Spider-Man and Ms Marvel, and the least popular characters are Ghost Rider and Star-Lord. Iron Man is also surprisingly unpopular.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In light of Kill Bill getting a new bonus scene, what other films do we think could be expanded by Fortnite? I'm thinking we could approximate the extended version of The Magnificent Ambersons with Jonesy as the lead
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Got to see my cinematic white whale and watch a Fortnite short film back to back. What a time to be alive
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Got a little early birthday gift
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I saw some people debating the merits of Dragon Quest IX recently. I have two thoughts on this subject:

1. I absolutely loved it when I was a kid
2. I would definitely not like it as much today
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well, there it is. Good game overall, but one I have a lot of gripes with. But it did enough well and really hooked me in with the ending, so I'll be there for the sequel.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Something did, in fact, stop me from finishing it yesterday. But not today!
I've been almost done with Trails in the Sky for a while now, but I truly am almost done now. Nothing should be stopping me from finishing it tomorrow.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's the age old question: does your vacation start the moment you leave work, or does it start the first moment you aren't at work that you normally would be? The answer is that it doesn't really matter as long as I don't need to go to work next week.
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm glad the Zelda game people are comparing Metroid Prime 4 to is Ocarina of Time rather than Breath of the Wild. That's one crisis averted, at least.
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My year-end stats from Tidal are a cry for help
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I love it when this happens, bonus points for someone happening to a show that was already in widescreen
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've been almost done with Trails in the Sky for a while now, but I truly am almost done now. Nothing should be stopping me from finishing it tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's a certain kind of anime/manga fan who doesn't actually like the series they pretend to like, they just like the aesthetics and being in a community. This feels like what's happening with Chainsaw Man
on twitter right now they are speculating that the writer of chainsawman and firepunch may have watched porn at some point
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Two of these were about Dick Cheney
@smellycandle42.bsky.social has swears! They've used 38 profanities in their last 2,038 posts.

🥇 "hell" (8 times)
🥈 "ass" (5 times)
🥉 "dick" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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@smellycandle42.bsky.social has swears! They've used 38 profanities in their last 2,038 posts.

🥇 "hell" (8 times)
🥈 "ass" (5 times)
🥉 "dick" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@profanity.accountant sure. why not
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Perhaps the most annoying form of YouTube Shorts slop is the kind that's just someone reading a Tumblr post. Not even their own post, just something they want to share and farm engagement off of
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I just sort of internalized the idea of Avatar movies taking a decade plus to produce so I actually had no idea there was a new one coming in a few weeks. I apologize to Box Office Jim for doubting his abilities
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In a certain sense, "Dynasty Warriors 2 is the first Dynasty Warriors game" is a true statement, and that will never stop being amusing
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Kind of a baffling interview. Yamada sounds like he's trying really hard to triangulate on what this game is supposed to be and it's not inspiring a ton of confidence.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM