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Meredith 😈 (she/her)
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30, ace, UF microbiology grad student.
#67 Jared Smashalecki
Some life news: I graduated from @ufl.edu with a master’s in microbiology!
August 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.

It is blatantly unconstitutional.
April 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility 🏳️‍⚧️❤️
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My brain literally cannot comprehend all of the bad stuff that just happened today so instead: scholastic book fair now has online wallets that you can use for your kiddos at the book fair- but also, you can donate to “share the fair” so others w/o can get books.
March 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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All probationary federal employees at NOAA’s EMC that’s responsible for keeping all US weather model systems running have been fired with 1 hours notice. And that includes me and colleagues. We will not go quietly because we care about the NOAA mission to protect the public.
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10
February 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Cat bites suck.
February 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🔟🐊🤸🔟 No. 3 Florida #Gators gymnastics delivers TWO Perfect 10s tonight from Leanne Wong and Sloane Blakely in a 197.625-196.825 win over No. 12 Auburn in Link to Pink.
February 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“Sweat is just skin pee.” -my boss, the veterinarian.
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I got 121.5 laps in our skate-a-thon! My goal was 50! 😤 #rollerderby
February 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Roller Derby is a sport that embraces gender diversity.. One of our wider governing leagues, the Womens Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) issued a statement addressing the anti-trans EO in the USA. Its a blueprint for any sport who embraces diversity.

resources.wftda.org/wftda-gender...
WFTDA Gender Statement Clarification Update » WFTDA Roller Derby Resources
The WFTDA Board of Directors has approved the following clarification to our Gender Statement. Despite the US administration’s newest Executive Order, we are committed to maintaining the inclusivity o...
resources.wftda.org
February 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So #derbysky and #derbytwitter, I’m doing my first skate a thon on Saturday. Any tips?
February 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This is Duvalín. She is proud of her Mexican heritage and immigrant roots. And like the rest of her community, our country is better because she is in it. 13/10
February 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I held a chihuahua puppy at work yesterday and my own chi inspected the spot where I held him extra hard. What a silly goose.
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I fully thought today was Saturday.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Today was a weird day at work.
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”
February 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Look, if I take an action with the intention to support some people and those people tell me they experience my actions as harmful, I need to change my actions. Not tell them why their experience is incorrect.
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
:D
January 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Derby practice went really well today. I think 2025 will be my year. ❤️
January 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM