slug :)
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She/her 🏳️🌈💖💜💙 just out here pressing my silly little buttons doing my silly little tasks
*dies*
*gets to the veil*
*gives god patriarchal grip*
Everybody agrees, ask anyone, my bones have so much marrow. I hate to say it, more marrow. Much more marrow. They say my naval is the healthiest naval of all time. My loins, believe me. It’s the truth. Everybody is saying it.
*gets to the veil*
*gives god patriarchal grip*
Everybody agrees, ask anyone, my bones have so much marrow. I hate to say it, more marrow. Much more marrow. They say my naval is the healthiest naval of all time. My loins, believe me. It’s the truth. Everybody is saying it.
September 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
*dies*
*gets to the veil*
*gives god patriarchal grip*
Everybody agrees, ask anyone, my bones have so much marrow. I hate to say it, more marrow. Much more marrow. They say my naval is the healthiest naval of all time. My loins, believe me. It’s the truth. Everybody is saying it.
*gets to the veil*
*gives god patriarchal grip*
Everybody agrees, ask anyone, my bones have so much marrow. I hate to say it, more marrow. Much more marrow. They say my naval is the healthiest naval of all time. My loins, believe me. It’s the truth. Everybody is saying it.
ACAB includes Mormon bishops
September 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
ACAB includes Mormon bishops
It’s impossible to NOT know listening to shit without headphones in public is rude, right? Everyone knows. THEN WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT NOT CARE?? for the past hour and a half this dude right behind me has been watching TikTok full blast and saying “THAT IS SO FUNNY” every 30 seconds
July 9, 2024 at 1:52 PM
It’s impossible to NOT know listening to shit without headphones in public is rude, right? Everyone knows. THEN WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT NOT CARE?? for the past hour and a half this dude right behind me has been watching TikTok full blast and saying “THAT IS SO FUNNY” every 30 seconds
It is my staunch religious belief that girls should be able to punch the guy that they dated at 19 right in the face several times. Reparations.
June 19, 2024 at 6:30 PM
It is my staunch religious belief that girls should be able to punch the guy that they dated at 19 right in the face several times. Reparations.
Sometimes I wanna defend myself and explain myself and what happened but then I’m like why bother lmao
June 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes I wanna defend myself and explain myself and what happened but then I’m like why bother lmao
Interesting the same demographic screaming to imprison Hillary Clinton are upset about prosecuting and imprisoning Trump
June 3, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Interesting the same demographic screaming to imprison Hillary Clinton are upset about prosecuting and imprisoning Trump
Cheez-It: *puts in lots of money and time to make a recipe for perfectly cooked cheese cracker*
Consumers: we like the burned ones
Cheez-it: uh.. okay we’ll make toasty ones
Consumers: more. burnt.
Consumers: we like the burned ones
Cheez-it: uh.. okay we’ll make toasty ones
Consumers: more. burnt.
May 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Cheez-It: *puts in lots of money and time to make a recipe for perfectly cooked cheese cracker*
Consumers: we like the burned ones
Cheez-it: uh.. okay we’ll make toasty ones
Consumers: more. burnt.
Consumers: we like the burned ones
Cheez-it: uh.. okay we’ll make toasty ones
Consumers: more. burnt.
No one asked but something that irritates the shit out of me is some of the rhetoric around the witch trials. There are posts like “we’re the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn”
No. They didn’t burn witches they burned women. How dare you insinuate whatsoever they were witches.
No. They didn’t burn witches they burned women. How dare you insinuate whatsoever they were witches.
May 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
No one asked but something that irritates the shit out of me is some of the rhetoric around the witch trials. There are posts like “we’re the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn”
No. They didn’t burn witches they burned women. How dare you insinuate whatsoever they were witches.
No. They didn’t burn witches they burned women. How dare you insinuate whatsoever they were witches.
It’s been difficult forgiving myself for all the time I have spent with shitty people who made me feel shitty about myself every day. Realizing how a lot of my relationships were extremely unhealthy and consisted of me letting the person treat me awful, try to tell me who I am, tear me down.
May 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It’s been difficult forgiving myself for all the time I have spent with shitty people who made me feel shitty about myself every day. Realizing how a lot of my relationships were extremely unhealthy and consisted of me letting the person treat me awful, try to tell me who I am, tear me down.
Taylor Swift really said “what’s the opposite of London?” And proceeded to write Florida!!!
May 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Taylor Swift really said “what’s the opposite of London?” And proceeded to write Florida!!!
This is so funny because back when I was m*rmon 🤢 my ex boyfriend was a hardcore atheist and LOVED this guy so much and would shove stuff he said in my face. I’m like no this dude sucks and has horrible vibes and my ex was like oh just cause he’s atheist and I was like no because he seems yucky 😂
in response Christ got a lawyer and filed a restraining order
April 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
This is so funny because back when I was m*rmon 🤢 my ex boyfriend was a hardcore atheist and LOVED this guy so much and would shove stuff he said in my face. I’m like no this dude sucks and has horrible vibes and my ex was like oh just cause he’s atheist and I was like no because he seems yucky 😂
If y’all were hearing weird noises in your house and having sort of paranormal things happen, would you rather it be a demon or a person squatting in your house?
March 31, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If y’all were hearing weird noises in your house and having sort of paranormal things happen, would you rather it be a demon or a person squatting in your house?
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i love being married and never having to go on dates again. if i ever had to try to use a dating app ever again i would throw myself off a bridge
March 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
i love being married and never having to go on dates again. if i ever had to try to use a dating app ever again i would throw myself off a bridge
Feb 29th should be a federal holiday. It’s a fun extra day we shouldn’t have to work
February 29, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Feb 29th should be a federal holiday. It’s a fun extra day we shouldn’t have to work
This Willy wonka world HAS to be an act of civil disobedience for social commentary. Hear me out.
What was promised is so fantastical and what was delivered was horrible. But more horrible than your average scammer. It seems intentionally scary. They can’t even begin to claim they lived up to
What was promised is so fantastical and what was delivered was horrible. But more horrible than your average scammer. It seems intentionally scary. They can’t even begin to claim they lived up to
February 28, 2024 at 8:13 PM
This Willy wonka world HAS to be an act of civil disobedience for social commentary. Hear me out.
What was promised is so fantastical and what was delivered was horrible. But more horrible than your average scammer. It seems intentionally scary. They can’t even begin to claim they lived up to
What was promised is so fantastical and what was delivered was horrible. But more horrible than your average scammer. It seems intentionally scary. They can’t even begin to claim they lived up to
I used to think it was a “toxic trait” that I would let people walk all over me and treat me like shit for so long and forgive and forgive then finally snap and be like bye forever I don’t care about you anymore and not give them a chance.
I told my therapist and she was like that’s not toxic
I told my therapist and she was like that’s not toxic
February 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I used to think it was a “toxic trait” that I would let people walk all over me and treat me like shit for so long and forgive and forgive then finally snap and be like bye forever I don’t care about you anymore and not give them a chance.
I told my therapist and she was like that’s not toxic
I told my therapist and she was like that’s not toxic
I haven’t really used social media at all since I deleted my Twitter. I don’t scroll tiktok. I don’t log in here. I did once the other day for like 5 minutes.
It’s just weird where something took up so much thought space and time and then disappears and I don’t really think about it at all now.
It’s just weird where something took up so much thought space and time and then disappears and I don’t really think about it at all now.
February 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I haven’t really used social media at all since I deleted my Twitter. I don’t scroll tiktok. I don’t log in here. I did once the other day for like 5 minutes.
It’s just weird where something took up so much thought space and time and then disappears and I don’t really think about it at all now.
It’s just weird where something took up so much thought space and time and then disappears and I don’t really think about it at all now.
Sometimes I miss having my larger audience on Twitter whenever I wanna poll a bunch of people. Like damn I wanna know what everyone would think of this topic.
December 9, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Sometimes I miss having my larger audience on Twitter whenever I wanna poll a bunch of people. Like damn I wanna know what everyone would think of this topic.
Started listening to White Tie Affair again and my desire to own yellow high tops has been renewed
December 8, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Started listening to White Tie Affair again and my desire to own yellow high tops has been renewed
My high school boyfriend’s dad once said “what happened to when kids used to hang out at Applebees?”
At the time I was like ??
But now I get it.
Applebees rules.
At the time I was like ??
But now I get it.
Applebees rules.
November 30, 2023 at 4:57 PM
My high school boyfriend’s dad once said “what happened to when kids used to hang out at Applebees?”
At the time I was like ??
But now I get it.
Applebees rules.
At the time I was like ??
But now I get it.
Applebees rules.
What are your career goals?
Me:
Me:
November 14, 2023 at 7:19 PM
What are your career goals?
Me:
Me:
I love how it took me 3 years to give my friend her shirt back even tho we live 5 minutes from each other and hung out a lot 😂😭💀 @murffyslurtz.bsky.social
November 12, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I love how it took me 3 years to give my friend her shirt back even tho we live 5 minutes from each other and hung out a lot 😂😭💀 @murffyslurtz.bsky.social
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i'm so glad this heterosexual couple found a nonbinary side hoe who has all the cars they want
October 24, 2023 at 1:10 PM
i'm so glad this heterosexual couple found a nonbinary side hoe who has all the cars they want
If 3am is the witching hour does that mean supernatural stuff respects time zones? Are the ghosts and ghouls down with daylight savings?
October 24, 2023 at 3:30 PM
If 3am is the witching hour does that mean supernatural stuff respects time zones? Are the ghosts and ghouls down with daylight savings?
It’s so funny to me that all the super cute outfits these girls in this place are wearing would have had them bullied like crazy 10 years ago. I wouldn’t be caught DEAD in it, now I’m like hm that’s actually cute.
October 20, 2023 at 12:42 AM
It’s so funny to me that all the super cute outfits these girls in this place are wearing would have had them bullied like crazy 10 years ago. I wouldn’t be caught DEAD in it, now I’m like hm that’s actually cute.