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Simon London

@slondonuk.bsky.social

500 followers 1.2K following 26 posts

Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today, to get through this thing called life… Mildly diverting media person. All opinions sadly mine. Founder of KidRated.com 👍🏾

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Mar 4

Why is everything we laughed about coming true?

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Feb 26

Wow!!

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Feb 22

Fascinated by the hybrid hairstyle of Scotland’s rugby team - a cross between a Mohican and a mullet. A McMullet!

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Jan 17

Kween!

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · Jan 14

Immigrants are saving the dogs!
They're saving the cats!
They're saving the homes of the people who live here!

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Jan 2

Oooh you heard it here first!

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Jan 2

Obsessed with the spelling in #TheTraitors as well as the woman I’m sure has escaped from #Rivals…

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KidRated - London @kidrated.bsky.social · Jan 2

Today it’s actor Greg McHugh - star of #OnlyChild #TheAWord #GaryTankCommander.
His picks include #plockton @visitedinburgh.bsky.social

www.kidrated.com/best-days-ou...

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Dec 16

“Enjoy your day in the office, Loser!”

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Dec 1

10/10 - I write it though…

KidRated - London @kidrated.bsky.social · Dec 1

How did you do?

www.kidrated.com/quiz/christma

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 30

#BlackFriday

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 29

My Dad gave me his old film camera and it’s really hard to take a good photo but when you do…

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KidRated - London @kidrated.bsky.social · Nov 25

Get involved with our guide to London's Best Immersive Experiences...

www.kidrated.com/things-to-do...

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 24

An honour to follow you!!

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

@mralistairgreen.bsky.social punk squirrel ipa

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

#DUND! How mental was that? Started well and then morphed into a virtual signalling identity parade for scantily clad exhibitionists.

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Alistair Coleman only spooky @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · Nov 23

What’s the matter hon? You haven’t been using your Dead Nan duvet and pillow set.

Facebook advertising featuring bedding based on a photo of a dead relative and is therefore very cursed.

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

This is a story that just keeps giving

Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · Nov 23

Is mental uk headlines on this place yet?

Tv screen showing a garden gnome and the BBC. We’d banner ‘police seize ecstasy pills hidden in gnome.

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

I joined here yonks ago but it was deserted. I was an early adopter - which is ironic because I was also adopted early. Anyway, what’s it like here? Anyone threatened to glass you because you said you find Andrew Tate challenging?

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

Arseful: (noun) when you’re simultaneously helpful and an arsehole 👍🏾

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

Podcast plug for myself and @julietkinsman.bsky.social !

www.bouteco.co/podcasts

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

Today I’m updating my annual list of great stocking fillers for older kids and teenagers. All suggestions welcome…

www.kidrated.com/blog/the-bes...

The Best Stocking Fillers for Older Kids and Teens - KidRated

The Best Stocking Fillers for Older Kids and Teens - A list of Christmas stocking filler ideas for older kids and teenage boys and girls.

www.kidrated.com

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 23

Flatterer! But yes it’s a cross I have to bear 😂

Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 21

Just the wee radge

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Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social · Nov 20

Is it safe? Is anyone going to call me the N-word for pronouncing “scones” differently or tell me to die of cancer because I’ve never seen Game of Thrones?