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A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation.

Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.
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Those nasty, little morsels of chalk, so popular around Valentine's Day are updating their one-liners. "SPLIT RENT," "SHARE LOGN," "CAR POOL," "BUY N BULK" and "COOK FOR 2" are among the new sayings.

Apparently "WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS LOWER MORTGAGE RATES" was too long for the chalky heart.
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I've had a lifelong crush on both Catherine O'Hara and Andrea Martin from when SCTV popped up on NBC in 1981.
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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This earworm brought ants

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Ants In My Room (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Carter Vail
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January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Lounging with Spidey, who thoroughly loves a good crotch rub.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Things to appreciate today. Coffee and a leek & Parmesan pastry with Denise at The Empire on Fourth, warm Skywalks, a container of dilled egg salad from Palmer’s, and having hot water back at home after being down for a day.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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The front page of today's Minneapolis Star Tribune. Lead photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii.
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The Empire's (Fourth St. in DSM) breakfast burrito, made with vegan chorizo, white rice, egg, and cheese. A solid meal that's mild in flavor; don't skip on salsa. As for improvements, swap out some rice for black beans and throw in an upgrade option for guacamole.
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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50 years ago Saturday the Blues Brothers -- John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd as Jake and Elwood Blues -- first appeared on Saturday Night Live ... wearing bee costumes. They'd switch to ties, hats and Ray-Bans for their second appearance in April 1978. My Further Review in today's Spokesman-Review.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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One of my absolute favourite YouTube series, and this didn’t disappoint.

TL;DR - Get awesome drummers to play over a classic song they’ve never heard. They make up the drum part. youtu.be/sHU4re5lOpE
Kriss Drummer Hears "Baba O'Riley" For The First Time
YouTube video by Drumeo
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January 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
“Adult swing used one time,” and only one dollar!
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Revisiting this boner from Drake University.
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
50°F in mid-January. Enjoying a breakfast tea and zoning out.
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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It is Monday after a long holiday. Please enjoy this playlist of my favorite albums from 2025. It's three and half hours long. The closer it is the end, the "higher" on my list it was.
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Kathleen's 2025 Fave Albums by Kathleen De Vere on Apple Music
Playlist · 45 Songs
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January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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A lot of people coming around to why I love my man Cap today
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Anyone else finding your MacBook's battery life is ass after upgrading to macOS Tahoe? I'm having to plug in on a daily basis now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I find this type of comment so elitist. It IS the most inconvenient and stressful form of long distance public transportation, yet people still use it in droves because they have no other choice. Are we going to just pretend that's not an insane class divide worth highlighting?
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This day can’t end soon enough, but at least I get to put up a BNSF train calendar again after missing acquiring one for several years.
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I never cared for celebrating New Year's. This evening I was far more preoccupied with avoiding the skull-eating monsters that plagued my dreams for the first hour of fitful sleep. I won't eat jam on peanut butter cracker sandwiches again for a late-night snack.
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Multitasking. Heating tortillas on top of a crockpot full of chili.
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Tonight on a very special episode of LoadingReadyLIVE do we have a doozy for you! It's the week between Christmas and New Years and everyone is super alert and extremely motivated... promise. So grab your favourite beverage, kick back, and enjoy the show 😀 www.twitch.tv/loadingready...
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I would so much watch this. #tron
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Find someone who will gladly rub your butt, and not just as a prelude for vigorous bottoming.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Looking for some LoadingReadyRun Christmas themed content this holiday season? This playlist has a bunch of our old sketches and Crapshots (including yesterday’s episode) ready for your viewing pleasure! 🎅🏼🎄

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LoadingReadyRun Christmas - YouTube
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December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM