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Stephen JC
@sjcoltrane.bsky.social
I got a PhD and somehow I ended up live streaming Dark Souls. Living the dream in west London. He/him and Welsh.

(Profile pic is my black cat.)
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Things Which Make Me #Happy.

The world is an awful place just now, so I find myself turning to happy thoughts just to blot out the misery.

So this month, once per day, I will post about something which makes me happy.

Feel free to add your own with the #Happy tag.
I was just thinking. Funny word, ‘scrotum’.

Anyway, never mind that for now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I can’t comment on this place, not having been, but the list seems pretty hard on Surbiton. Nothing wrong with Surbiton.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
“The interest rate on your savings is changing.”

Why don’t you say it’s going down? It’s always going down.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I asked my 21yo what it was (I’d heard of 6-7, but not the gesture) and did the little hand movement Starmer was doing.

You have never seen a look of such contempt.
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
One feels they might have had this ready to go for some time.

[Alt text: “How will mansion tax work? Here’s how to devalue your home to avoid it”]
Relatable content from The Times
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I am just so unfathomably angry at the conditions trans people in the UK have to live in. A man screaming in a teenage trans girl's face about how she's a pedophile, sissy porn addict, etc, is cleared of wrongdoing. The BBC coins the incoherent term "teenage trans woman" to deny her vulnerability.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I see a lot of “oh noes, Reform are going to win!” (especially on Reddit) just because they’re on 25%.

The Greens have tripled their support but no one seems to think Zack Polanski is poised to become PM.

Prepare for the worst, yes, but why not also hope for the best?
Looking at polling averages, Reform has dipped a little recently but it's largely because of Labour 24 voters who had been saying "don't know" now saying Green.

As DKs they were excluded but as Greens they are not, so Reform drop even though they have the same number of people supporting them.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Looking at polling averages, Reform has dipped a little recently but it's largely because of Labour 24 voters who had been saying "don't know" now saying Green.

As DKs they were excluded but as Greens they are not, so Reform drop even though they have the same number of people supporting them.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I see the IHT woman slipped in the inevitable “worked hard all my life” line.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you, Charlie Brown.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her, Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I wish more reporting on this made the point that novelists won't be displaced by LLMs suddenly producing literature instead of story mulch, but because decision makers focused only on the bottom line, who don't understand what makes a good book, will be persuaded story mulch has got 'good enough'.
New research by @mctd.bsky.social shows the impact of generative AI on authors in the UK. They found over a third of novelists report their income has already been negatively impacted by AI and 85% expect their future income will be negatively impacted.

www.mctd.ac.uk/impact-of-ge...
Impact of Generative AI on the Novel
A report examining how literary creatives being affected by GenAI and what measures they want see implemented by the government to protect the UK’s literary scene.
www.mctd.ac.uk
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
These spam accounts pretending to be Gaza residents might be a little more convincing if they didn’t have the word ‘crypto’ in their handle.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I dreamed I was (somehow) an MP and I was sitting in the Commons chamber next to Carla Denyer. She was quite stressed because someone was very ill and she was expecting a phone call. It seems that phones were allowed in the chamber (I presume they’re not IRL).
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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www.theguardian.com/technology/2... this is a really insightful article - AI slop is a result of the poor working conditions of the raters as well as being a consequence of the innate characteristics of LLMs
Meet the AI workers who tell their friends and family to stay away from AI
When the people making AI seem trustworthy are the ones who trust it the least, it shows that incentives for speed are overtaking safety, experts say
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Me as your Bluesky therapist.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My God, The Naked Week is astonishingly unfunny.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trying to convert some of my old DV tapes of the kids into MP4.

Good news: ancient DV camera will play back the tapes.

Bad news: can’t connect DV camera to PC.

Worse news: one of the tapes is now stuck in the camera.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I see I’ve woken up to find England have returned to form. Thank goodness, I was worried I was going to have to take an interest, thereby messing up my sleep patterns.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Unfollowed The Poke. I’m not paying to be allowed to reject cookies. Rather like NewsThump, etc, most of the interesting/amusing stuff is in the title anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Having an interesting discussion with my politically-engaged 21yo son. “Would you vote Tory to keep Reform out?”
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is one of the changes in the UK media landscape that should be more remarked on: the fact that being a very open, proud, outright racist is no longer a bar to being a pundit on some TV stations (in this case GBN and Talk TV).
Lucy White advocates a ban on "non-natives" from office, citing Rishi Sunak and Priti Patel.

So she is referring to UK-born ethnic minority citizens. (Her argument would apply equally to Shabana Mahmood, Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman and others)

Lucy White continues to be a GB News regular
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“South Bank shows that a popular local figure can buck the Reform trend.”

And it’s as simple as that.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Late equaliser for humanity in match against AI.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Phew, I can start listening to the cricket now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Still not turning the cricket on. I know it’ll all go wrong if I do. I’m the only thing holding England together right now, I hope you realise that.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM