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Lylli ✨
@simplylylli.bsky.social
Career:
⚖️ Freelance Will, Trust & Estates Paralegal • Notary Public NYS • Executive Assistant • Litigation Support

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Crafting • Beauty • Lifestyle • Posh Seller
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Another casualty of this administration. I was laid off last week.

I’ve wanted to do freelance work for years but lacked confidence. Not anymore.

I’m a Paralegal with 10+ years of experience in Wills, Trusts & Estates and probate in NY, CA & DMV.

Please share. ✨

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Clock it.
December 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hate feeling too much for people.

You distance yourself because someone is clearly manipulating you and somehow they make themselves a victim and you start feeling guilty for distancing myself.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jess definitely used white woman tears to get out of accountability and Ryan definitely fell for it, as they do, and victimized the victim.

How are you crying when you started this?

#owningmanhattan
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is the first time I’m seeing Ashley Darby, grasping at straws to find herself a storyline.

I feel like she’s always been guaranteed a contract for next season based on how messy she is during the current season.

#RHOP
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My sister has been crying because people keep commenting on her post birth body.

It made me just think of how everyone sexualizes the “dad bod“ but everyone makes vile comments about the “mom bod” when one gave literal life, and the other one didn’t.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I need to find a book on surviving a narcissistic mother.
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Police pulled me over and impounded my car saying that my car shows as registered to someone else even when I have all the paperwork in my hand showing that it is my car. Title to the car. Insurance. Registration. Everything.

I’m trying not to cry. This country fucking sucks. And fuck 12.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
They don’t sell 6ft Christmas tree for $50 anymore. Smh. Haven’t had a Christmas tree since I started living in my own. Shit is just expensive af. Feels like I’m back in COVID times. Laid off and wondering what life is.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence but a see a lot of Black folks developing severe allergic reactions to seafood lately.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Now I’m scared to leave my home.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This is why I take pepper spray and a taser with me everywhere, but sadly I didn’t have it with me this time around.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Seems like artists don’t have the cadence to put out albums anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I see why women have gay guy friends instead of straight guy friends. They can’t actually be platonic.

Why did I have a three year friendship with this guy and then he suddenly says he’s always had feelings for me?

Thanks for ruining my day, bozo.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Everything I do, I do for the girls and the gays.

That’s it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why do trad wives influencers wear little house on the prairie dresses to make butter in the kitchen? Few of them are religious at all and even if they were the dress seems.. pointed.

There’s something there I just don’t know what it is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think Cynthia is in love with her or they’re already low key dating cause their interactions and how hard Cynthia is going is getting very weird.
There’s something wrong with this lady 🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nurses and doctors are to Black women what police are to Black men.

A Black woman complained about back pain and was waved off by a doctor telling her to take over the counter painkillers. She was then later diagnosed with stage 4 cancer which could have been treated had they taken her seriously.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No matter how many times I express a boundary people somehow still cross it.

Maybe it’s me. Maybe I wasn’t assertive enough.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Paul Walker remains the only white man I’ve ever fallen in love with. And for some reason, in the 12 years since his tragic passing, Hollywood has failed in finding another heart throb with near or equivalent charisma, looks or authenticity.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Mannn, if my body wakes me up at 5 AM on purpose on a Saturday again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I feel like it’s so hard to find relatable black center TV shows in movies that isn’t Tyler Perry or originated.

We had so many shows back in the 90s and early 2000s and now it just feels harder to even find one. I love the Queenie but looks like we might not get a second season.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You don’t have to love Beyoncé to be my friend, but if you’re Beyoncé hater, we can never be friends.

Hating Beyoncè is a major character flaw for me. 🤷‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I never understood the movie Akeelah and the Bee. Her mom didn’t want her to be in the spelling bee and excel as a young prodigy?
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kayla Nicole clapping back at Taylor “I’m not a bad bitch” Swift?

Yeah. Stfu next time miss 35 year old high school student.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Another casualty of this administration. I was laid off last week.

I’ve wanted to do freelance work for years but lacked confidence. Not anymore.

I’m a Paralegal with 10+ years of experience in Wills, Trusts & Estates and probate in NY, CA & DMV.

Please share. ✨

www.fiverr.com/s/xX2qXN4?ut...
www.fiverr.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM