Simon Says Comedy
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Silly stand up and poetry from an absolute idiot!
My friend got married the other day. He’s been through a lot in his life and so I wrote him this poem to commemorate where he’s come from and where he is now. His partner is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met. I’ve never been happier for two people. #poem #poetrycommunity #love
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My friend got married the other day. He’s been through a lot in his life and so I wrote him this poem to commemorate where he’s come from and where he is now. His partner is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met. I’ve never been happier for two people. #poem #poetrycommunity #love
July 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
July 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
July 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Today’s poem is about the challenges of being organised. Enjoy! If you’d like a poem about ANY subject just let me know in the comments. #herdingducks #organise #poem #poetry #funny
July 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Today’s poem is about the challenges of being organised. Enjoy! If you’d like a poem about ANY subject just let me know in the comments. #herdingducks #organise #poem #poetry #funny
Today’s poem is for @chazzerroo who requested a poem about papier mâché over on threads. If you want a poem drop a comment with a suggestion down below! #poem #poetry #funny #papiermâché
July 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Today’s poem is for @chazzerroo who requested a poem about papier mâché over on threads. If you want a poem drop a comment with a suggestion down below! #poem #poetry #funny #papiermâché
Arrived for a stand up gig, told there was a bunch of squadies in the audience… I’m either gonna get beaten up or pull.
Turns out I pulled! The army boys enjoyed me so much I got asked to perform a solo show for them! They could rip me apart… should I do it? #comedy #standup #army
Turns out I pulled! The army boys enjoyed me so much I got asked to perform a solo show for them! They could rip me apart… should I do it? #comedy #standup #army
July 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today’s poem is from a long time ago. I performed it again recently and thought “god, I’m bloody clever.” Keep growing. If you want a poem please suggest a topic in the comments. #poem #poetry #origami #personaldevelopment
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Today’s poem is from a long time ago. I performed it again recently and thought “god, I’m bloody clever.” Keep growing. If you want a poem please suggest a topic in the comments. #poem #poetry #origami #personaldevelopment
Today’s poem was inspired by an episode of WDYDYPod when DOD spent all day procrastinating. The way he described the day had such rhythm it gave me the idea for this poem, I have merged things he did with things I do to procrastinate. #poem #poetry #funny #procastinate #whatdidyoudoyesterday
July 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Today’s poem was inspired by an episode of WDYDYPod when DOD spent all day procrastinating. The way he described the day had such rhythm it gave me the idea for this poem, I have merged things he did with things I do to procrastinate. #poem #poetry #funny #procastinate #whatdidyoudoyesterday
Today’s poem is for a special person about a special moment. If you’d like a poem about something (anything) then let me know in the comments! #love #poem #poetry #downwiththetories
June 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Today’s poem is for a special person about a special moment. If you’d like a poem about something (anything) then let me know in the comments! #love #poem #poetry #downwiththetories
