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SignedInWine
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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Jan 9
Forgive my rudeness. I neglected to introduce myself.

I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.

Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️‍🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦

Nice to meet you.
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Both of these chickens look like they've seen some shit. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Close up image of the heads of two hand-knit chickens, one white with bright green eyes and one light grey with yellow eyes, both with red combs and wattles and yellow beaks.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Me too, chicken ... me too. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A close-up image of the head of a face of a white hand-knit chicken, with a dark red comb and wattle, yellow beak, and bright green safety eyes with small black pupils.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Only two more chickens remain to be sewn and stuffed. At that point I will have completed 20 total chickens and chicks for my project. I may end up making a couple more adults and some more babies before delivering them on Christmas Eve. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I just made a little birthday splurge purchase, and I cannot wait for it to arrive once @badsheepyarn.bsky.social returns from a well deserved holiday break! 💜🧶
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It has arrived.
A rectangular black box that is definitely not a game that says "Cards Against Humanity Explains The Joke" in white lettering. Featured next to the box that definitely does not contain a game is a green and turquoise hand knit baby chick in the process of being sewn and stuffed.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Another happy little family. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A family of four hand-knit chickens, one adult and three chicks, all knit in a striping yarn in hues of turquoise and grey, on a black surface.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel. 🎬
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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What a lovely gift! This is right up my alley! ❤️📖
A fairly-thick hardcover book on a black velvet surface. The cover is brown with a decorative gold border, and a picture of Stonehenge, below which reads, "It took about 30 million hours for Stone Age workers to build Stonehenge." The book is titled "The Book of Unusual Knowledge".
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What are we all planning to read this month? 📖
Two winter holiday-themed books placed side by side. The book on the left is titled "The Dead of Winter: Beware the Krampus and Other Wicked Christmas Creatures" by Sarah Clegg. The book on the right is "Scary Book of Christmas Lore: 50 Terrifying Yuletide Tales from Around The World" by Tim Raybirn.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Finally decided it would be a grand idea to purchase a large external drive and move my game library to it. No idea why I didn't think to do this sooner.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Meet the rainbow hen's little rainbow chicks. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #emotionalsupportchickie #subparphotography
Three hand knit baby chicks, each knit from the same ball of rainbow striping yarn, on a black surface.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I have seamed enough chickens during this project that I'm feeling much happier with my results. Just look at this fun little lady. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A hand knit chicken in a striping rainbow yarn, sitting on a black surface. The chicken also has rainbow glitter safety eyes. A side view of a hand knit chicken in a rainbow striping yarn.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Spending the morning in bed, dressed in a long black gown and a lace mourning veil, playing Powerwash Simulator, as one does.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I just really need to show off this adorable little family. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A family of four hand knit chickens: two adults and two babies. All are knit in the same multicolor orange and black yarns, posed on a black surface.
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Quick question for whomever sees this. Do you use pins to hold pieces together when hand sewing your knit/crochet items? I honestly never do, and I'm wondering if it would actually make the process neater. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Three babies I knit this morning. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Three hand knit baby chicks in progress, each in a different multicolor yarn.
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM