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i love soup and mushrooms and i wish i lived in a cottage in the woods with a little herb garden
are you mannyfeasting me? man e fess ting? with the witchy woo woo stuff
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are you mannyfeasting me? man e fess ting? with the witchy woo woo stuff
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does anyone have any CDs i can borrow? i just got new batteries for my discman
i bet kim davis feels really stupid right now
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i bet kim davis feels really stupid right now
i have the candy mountain song from charlie the unicorn stuck in my head
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i have the candy mountain song from charlie the unicorn stuck in my head
more gandhi
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
more gandhi
i caught the art bug again i wanna draw but i don’t know what to draw hahaha CLASSIC
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i caught the art bug again i wanna draw but i don’t know what to draw hahaha CLASSIC
i will never get over the cognitive dissonance i see in my roommate, the way he absolutely abhors liberals while also living off of government money, benefitting from services implemented by a liberal government, has friends of all races and identities, he’s a hippie.. but he hates hippies. i’m lost
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i will never get over the cognitive dissonance i see in my roommate, the way he absolutely abhors liberals while also living off of government money, benefitting from services implemented by a liberal government, has friends of all races and identities, he’s a hippie.. but he hates hippies. i’m lost
not enough moms have mastered the dagger eyes, so many kids are out here screaming and hitting and throwing shit, and their parents let it happen. in public. i don’t understand. my mom would look at me and project the image of my punishments directly into my brain with her gaze. she meant business
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
not enough moms have mastered the dagger eyes, so many kids are out here screaming and hitting and throwing shit, and their parents let it happen. in public. i don’t understand. my mom would look at me and project the image of my punishments directly into my brain with her gaze. she meant business
this soup takes like memories
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this soup takes like memories
i’m so happy i can make a mean veggie chicken soup just like my mom
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i’m so happy i can make a mean veggie chicken soup just like my mom
holy i love living in a DJ house hahaha these fuckers are mixing beats and cookin bacon and eggs like it’s 1999
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
holy i love living in a DJ house hahaha these fuckers are mixing beats and cookin bacon and eggs like it’s 1999
i hate when people say “that’s an asian ladybeetle!! kill it” as if it’s any difference from our native ladybugs hahaha like bro they’re everywhere and they do the same shit as the ones we already had. i don’t care
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i hate when people say “that’s an asian ladybeetle!! kill it” as if it’s any difference from our native ladybugs hahaha like bro they’re everywhere and they do the same shit as the ones we already had. i don’t care
i wish lorde was my friend
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i wish lorde was my friend
i find it so ironic that baruch spinoza was excommunicated from the church for suggesting that pantheism might be more in tune with reality. not that anything could ever be proven, but it just goes to show that church isn’t about spiritual growth or divine connection, it’s about social control.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i find it so ironic that baruch spinoza was excommunicated from the church for suggesting that pantheism might be more in tune with reality. not that anything could ever be proven, but it just goes to show that church isn’t about spiritual growth or divine connection, it’s about social control.
having questions that can’t be answered is so much better than having answers that can’t be questioned
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
having questions that can’t be answered is so much better than having answers that can’t be questioned
i had a dream about yelling at a guy who assaulted me and it was one of the most cathartic dreams i’ve ever woken up from. i absolutely tore that guy a new one right in front of everyone
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i had a dream about yelling at a guy who assaulted me and it was one of the most cathartic dreams i’ve ever woken up from. i absolutely tore that guy a new one right in front of everyone
it is interesting that the same people i know who were vehemently against covid vaccines are suddenly super pro-vaccine when it comes to a farm full of avian flu infected ostriches. because the birds might be useful for developing a vaccine for humans. against bird flu. there is absolutely no logic
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it is interesting that the same people i know who were vehemently against covid vaccines are suddenly super pro-vaccine when it comes to a farm full of avian flu infected ostriches. because the birds might be useful for developing a vaccine for humans. against bird flu. there is absolutely no logic
i still can’t believe the guy who sold me my first ever magic mushrooms sold me cyanescens. fuck i wish i could get my hands on those again, they hardly compare to cubensis
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i still can’t believe the guy who sold me my first ever magic mushrooms sold me cyanescens. fuck i wish i could get my hands on those again, they hardly compare to cubensis
damn i think i’ve lost my touch with makeup idk what the fuck i’m doing anymore
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
damn i think i’ve lost my touch with makeup idk what the fuck i’m doing anymore
can’t believe i waited until just now to start getting into mac miller
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
can’t believe i waited until just now to start getting into mac miller
it’s so funny how after working with the worst coworker i actually prefer working alone 😂 gotta hold onto that perspective
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
it’s so funny how after working with the worst coworker i actually prefer working alone 😂 gotta hold onto that perspective
i love the fact that my boyfriend and i are the ultimate stereotype of my generation, goofy big booty goth girl with soft-spoken nerd ass beige cargo pants boyfriend
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i love the fact that my boyfriend and i are the ultimate stereotype of my generation, goofy big booty goth girl with soft-spoken nerd ass beige cargo pants boyfriend
sometimes i cannot even believe that i’m a human being with a whole entire life and memories and relationships and here i am staring at my little pocket supercomputer and feeling alone despite being connected to everything all at once for eternity
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
sometimes i cannot even believe that i’m a human being with a whole entire life and memories and relationships and here i am staring at my little pocket supercomputer and feeling alone despite being connected to everything all at once for eternity
i feel sad and alone bro i hate working alone this shit sucks
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i feel sad and alone bro i hate working alone this shit sucks
the time change can suck my nuts dude i accidentally told a guy it was an hour later than it actually was because nobody changed the wall clock at work hahahahaahh
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the time change can suck my nuts dude i accidentally told a guy it was an hour later than it actually was because nobody changed the wall clock at work hahahahaahh
the end of the world is coming??? you don’t say
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the end of the world is coming??? you don’t say
“when you get the message, hang up the phone”
i got the message the first time. i get the message every single time. i don’t want to hang up the phone because the message gets forgotten over time. if i could just write down the message, record it somehow, maybe relay it to others… maybe.
i got the message the first time. i get the message every single time. i don’t want to hang up the phone because the message gets forgotten over time. if i could just write down the message, record it somehow, maybe relay it to others… maybe.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“when you get the message, hang up the phone”
i got the message the first time. i get the message every single time. i don’t want to hang up the phone because the message gets forgotten over time. if i could just write down the message, record it somehow, maybe relay it to others… maybe.
i got the message the first time. i get the message every single time. i don’t want to hang up the phone because the message gets forgotten over time. if i could just write down the message, record it somehow, maybe relay it to others… maybe.