Omg guys!! You won’t believe it! My brother just got accepted into Harvard, I must admit especially for a black person that is one big accomplishment, he is one smart cookie!🥹🥹🫶🫶 #congrats #awsome #chinesebuffet #hesreaching #fatblack #alcoholic #billyidol #lesbian

This shit is ass!!🤣🤣🤣

OMG RIGHT?🤣🤣🤣 ugh society is so much worse nowadays I wish we could go back to slavery days. #simplertimes #cotton #space #echolocation #darkmintchocolatechip #whiteboard #bostonteaparty

My oldest child said he wanted to make me lunch I come out to this bs on the plate. I took 2 bites and could barely even swallow it it was so terrible. I’m African not Caucasian what the hell even is potato salad. #ew #getthefuckout #hatemykids

Ahhhh I see, my kids are more into the hardcore stuff like coke and percs! God I love them.

What happened to the 5 years sober jackass!?🤣🤣🤣🤣 #hateblacks

Um, just walked in on my youngest child #masturbating or as him and his little friends call it #gooning was that a proper use of that term?🤣 Anyways I didn’t really know how to handle the situation so as a punishment I put down his pet rabbit. #lol #RIP #flyhigh #haterabbits #jews

Still waiting for that follow back baby🥰

Follow me back if you want special videos baby🥰

Follow me back if you want special videos baby

Oh my god! Right people?! Like come on she’s dragging the meme into the new year🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ she needs to take her 5 minutes of fame move on and start on only fans duhh maybe then I’ll support!🫶🫶🫶 #tvtimewithkids #boomermoment #hatemychildren #vietnam #rootbear

Nooo god no I hate that thing🤣 but my older child has that one the trans one has a sky top I believe is what it is called.

My son wanted to play his music in the car. What the hell is a play boy carty and what in the world is he even talking about. I swear this bs makes me wanna swerve this car off a cliff and kill this little shit. God music was so much more pleasant back in the days. #textinganddriving #speeding

Low taper fade! I mean it’s a classic I’ve got to admit my son is in love with that haircut!

Umm.. I have a little bit of a weird share today bluesky, I’m pretty sure my youngest child is transgender.🏳️‍⚧️❌ You guys know how I feel about these things the only way I’ve thought of going about it is kicking him/her/she/them/then/whatever out. Comment any other suggestions you might have! #disowned

Just wrapped up an incredible day at the war reenactment! 🎖️ Always amazed by the dedication of everyone involved and the history we bring to life. Huge thanks to the organizers and participants for making it such a memorable experience. Can’t wait for next year! #HistoryBuff #WarReenactment

Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind

Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣