Back from my comma! God damn Daryl shot me in the head while we were hunting and grazed my brain! So silly!!😝😝😝

Just caught my son listening to this… What is wrong with tthe kids these days🤣🤣😇 this young man needs Jesus open.spotify.com/track/0mYWsI...

Elon Musk’s influence is undeniable, but the way he uses it is increasingly troubling. Normalizing hate, amplifying dangerous rhetoric, and wielding power with little accountability — we’ve seen where this leads before. History doesn’t always repeat, but it rhymes. #ElonisHitler #ElonWillRuinAmerica

Head pov🫣🫣🫣🫣. JkJk😂😂😂😂 I have Jesus in my heart.✝️ #justforjokes #DadLife #BringMeABeer #Ipas #Parenthood #Lol #Worship #GiveyourLifetoJesus #DontSin #DontGoToHellFor10MinutesOfFun

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Just got back from the lake. Didn’t catch much myself, but Daryl pulled in a 12-pound bass and hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Claims it’s ‘all in the wrist.’ Sure, Daryl. Next time I’m bringing the secret bait. Enjoy your glory while it lasts, buddy. #masterbaiter #fishing #FuckMyBitchWife

@elijah1737.bsky.social And my son David!!! #prouddad #Ihatemyotherson

Ordered a medium steak; it came out well-done. Politely sent it back, only for the manager to tell me ‘That’s how we do medium here.’ Excuse me? I’ve been reviewing restaurants for 15 years, and this is an outrage. My lawyer will be in touch. This isn’t over. #YelpElite #JusticeForSteak

Just found pills in my son’s room. Sat him down and had a long talk about it. Turns out they’re vitamins for hair growth. Kid looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I can’t go bald, Dad.’ Man, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Fatherhood is wild. #CrazyKids #HairGrowth #WhereDidIGoWrong

My #BitchOfAWife just asked if i can stop night fishing with my son and co-worker because shes “in labour”…welcome to the #RealWorld

i feel this way every time
#chefingitup #cookingpro #lol #xd #lmao #there #wacthing #me #trap #pizza

Cant cancel the goat #SlimShady Gen z has stupid rappers that mumble and talk about doing #Fentanyl

My son wanted to play his music in the car. What the hell is a play boy carty and what in the world is he even talking about. I swear this bs makes me wanna swerve this car off a cliff and kill this little shit. God music was so much more pleasant back in the days. #textinganddriving #speeding

anyone else hate speedbumps? what’s the point of those things lol🤦🏾‍♂️ #fuckrepublicans #workingjew #oilchange #2024election #90mph #inaschoolzone #father #lamb #farm

Umm.. I have a little bit of a weird share today bluesky, I’m pretty sure my youngest child is transgender.🏳️‍⚧️❌ You guys know how I feel about these things the only way I’ve thought of going about it is kicking him/her/she/them/then/whatever out. Comment any other suggestions you might have! #disowned

#Jesus #Halluah #PraiseTheLord #asaprocky

I feel you brother!!! Glad its not just me!😂😂😂😂 #music #pleasehelpme #theyseeme

saw this shirt earlier today… wondering if anyone knows where i can get it?!?! #alpha #notasigma #notabeta #freak #wolfs #naturalgangster #hoodlum #yolo #swag #drip

Just finished setting up my latest war figurine display! ⚔️ It’s amazing how much detail goes into these tiny soldiers. Can’t wait to share more photos and hear what you all think! #TabletopGaming #MiniaturePainting

Just wrapped up an incredible day at the war reenactment! 🎖️ Always amazed by the dedication of everyone involved and the history we bring to life. Huge thanks to the organizers and participants for making it such a memorable experience. Can’t wait for next year! #HistoryBuff #WarReenactment

Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣

Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind

Days like this make me miss King Von