Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
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Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x https://substack.com/@shihabsjoi
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The chances of the hostages getting bombed to buggery under the constant air attacks is seriously high (after all, Israel claimed they only hit hamas - yeah right etc - but if they did, stands to reason they got the ones holding the hostages... and the hostages with them). Fukkkers
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Answer got. They all started in 2016 except prince who ended in 2016...
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I believe he wrote it for his wife. But I think like Natalie Cole popularised it, the way patti smith did because the night
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There's that great quote by gary oldman who said something like the world turned to shit after bowie died in 2016, it's as if he held the world together like some cosmic glue
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They are right, althoigh I had springsteen down as pink cadillac, but then he wrote ranch caillac too 👏👏👏
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Well, I always moan people get my pop quizzes really easily, guess now I'm going to moan no one is getting it. Clue... they all happened at the same...
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Best random thing we did just before brexit was paid someone to sort us out with residency cards. Best 100 euros I've ever spent
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Kid: We've been sent back from school. Teachers are on strike

Me: groan, catalan teachers honestly, what are they protesting over now??

Kid: free Palestine

Me: I love your teachers 🥰
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S'long as it's not fentanyl, you'll be fine 😅
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It was fentanyl. He took it the same way George Michael did...like it was heroin. Only a similar dose of heroin wouldn't kill, fentanyl does
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But but it's the woke establishment etc
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Aw, I love that you're playing! It's actually pretty "oh yeah of course" when you get the answer
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The man literally danced till he dropped
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And that's precisely why we like it here!

You'll like it... but not a lot
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No, because you got the answer wrong!
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Or a Bullseye "this is what you could've won" as a yacht rolls by
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Will a blankety blank chequebook do?
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That wasn't a lie though. He really did change his name (albeit briefly) to a symbol
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Damn you're good. Yet so wrong 😂