Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x
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MUSLIM Man Sings COMMIE song to WHITE grandson in the style of Ziggy Stardust SHOCKER! x
My son is in this (you see him for a split second in the rugby scrum scene). Do watch x
youtu.be/ZNWw17kiGKU?...
youtu.be/ZNWw17kiGKU?...
Changing Ends Series 3 Trailer
YouTube video by Continuity Chronicles
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My son is in this (you see him for a split second in the rugby scrum scene). Do watch x
youtu.be/ZNWw17kiGKU?...
youtu.be/ZNWw17kiGKU?...
We should all feel grateful that we are alive. But we earned it in the Physical 100 finals. Let's not forget we beat hundreds of millions of sperm in the race to the fallopian tube to be the only one that fertilised that egg. We are all born winners x
maybe I’m asking for too much maybe I should be more grateful that I even got to live
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
We should all feel grateful that we are alive. But we earned it in the Physical 100 finals. Let's not forget we beat hundreds of millions of sperm in the race to the fallopian tube to be the only one that fertilised that egg. We are all born winners x
Having read too many depressing comments along the lines of "why did the Epstein victims go back if they hated it so much", I felt compelled to write this little fable x
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Having read too many depressing comments along the lines of "why did the Epstein victims go back if they hated it so much", I felt compelled to write this little fable x
Reposted by Shihab S Joi
I took a peek at the hellsite and it's wall to wall full of MAGA asking Grok "did any of the Epstein women mention Trump specifically" and Grok saying "nope, not a single one said he was there" 🙈
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I took a peek at the hellsite and it's wall to wall full of MAGA asking Grok "did any of the Epstein women mention Trump specifically" and Grok saying "nope, not a single one said he was there" 🙈
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White House Rapid Response team, putting the 'rapey' into rapid
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
White House Rapid Response team, putting the 'rapey' into rapid
Fun fact: 88% of UK Indian restaurants owned by Bangladeshis. 100% workers there hail from Sylhet district, where I'm from. In my more anti-stereotype days, I vowed never to serve food to white people for money. Now my wife has me as caterer for her supper club. It's a success. Ah, I kinda like it x
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fun fact: 88% of UK Indian restaurants owned by Bangladeshis. 100% workers there hail from Sylhet district, where I'm from. In my more anti-stereotype days, I vowed never to serve food to white people for money. Now my wife has me as caterer for her supper club. It's a success. Ah, I kinda like it x
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Anyone, and this doesn't just refer to wars but sporting events or literally anything that happened in the past, who says "we" won this or that is a complete knob. You didn't win shit. It was some other people long ago and they're long dead. Stop taking credit like it had jackshit to do with you
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Anyone, and this doesn't just refer to wars but sporting events or literally anything that happened in the past, who says "we" won this or that is a complete knob. You didn't win shit. It was some other people long ago and they're long dead. Stop taking credit like it had jackshit to do with you
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The year is 2029.
The BBC is owned & run by President Musk, who's renamed it "BBC-X"
Mrs Brown's Boys is played every 4 hrs interspersed with repeats of Bernard Manning in "The Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club" & "Til Death Us Do Part".
Lee Hurst is head of comedy & Laurence Fox is head of drama.
The BBC is owned & run by President Musk, who's renamed it "BBC-X"
Mrs Brown's Boys is played every 4 hrs interspersed with repeats of Bernard Manning in "The Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club" & "Til Death Us Do Part".
Lee Hurst is head of comedy & Laurence Fox is head of drama.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The year is 2029.
The BBC is owned & run by President Musk, who's renamed it "BBC-X"
Mrs Brown's Boys is played every 4 hrs interspersed with repeats of Bernard Manning in "The Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club" & "Til Death Us Do Part".
Lee Hurst is head of comedy & Laurence Fox is head of drama.
The BBC is owned & run by President Musk, who's renamed it "BBC-X"
Mrs Brown's Boys is played every 4 hrs interspersed with repeats of Bernard Manning in "The Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club" & "Til Death Us Do Part".
Lee Hurst is head of comedy & Laurence Fox is head of drama.
Updating list because I forgot Denmark. And also to specify I mean sandwich bread in particular (hence no Greece and Turkey)
5. Portugal
4. France
3. Denmark
2. Still UK (chewy brown is my favourite bread ever)
1. Germany
5. Portugal
4. France
3. Denmark
2. Still UK (chewy brown is my favourite bread ever)
1. Germany
Let's have a good old fashioned non-political fight. Here's contentious...
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
a man in a blue tank top stands in front of a wooden table with bread on it
ALT: a man in a blue tank top stands in front of a wooden table with bread on it
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November 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Updating list because I forgot Denmark. And also to specify I mean sandwich bread in particular (hence no Greece and Turkey)
5. Portugal
4. France
3. Denmark
2. Still UK (chewy brown is my favourite bread ever)
1. Germany
5. Portugal
4. France
3. Denmark
2. Still UK (chewy brown is my favourite bread ever)
1. Germany
Let's have a good old fashioned non-political fight. Here's contentious...
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
a man in a blue tank top stands in front of a wooden table with bread on it
ALT: a man in a blue tank top stands in front of a wooden table with bread on it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Let's have a good old fashioned non-political fight. Here's contentious...
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
Having lived, worked and travelled across Europe, my pick for best breads (in terms of variety, quality and longevity - eg. Spanish breads turn to rock if left):
5. Portugal
4. Italy
3. France
2. UK!
1. Germany
Fight me!
Appearing to close his eyes
Do some journalism and just say he fucking fell asleep... again
Do some journalism and just say he fucking fell asleep... again
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Appearing to close his eyes
Do some journalism and just say he fucking fell asleep... again
Do some journalism and just say he fucking fell asleep... again
Today, I shall be mostly imparting wisdom via the lyrics of David Bowie.
Ask me anything, and I'll unleash my inner Fat Brown Duke to help unlock your mysteries x
Ask me anything, and I'll unleash my inner Fat Brown Duke to help unlock your mysteries x
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage with a band behind him .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage with a band behind him .
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November 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Today, I shall be mostly imparting wisdom via the lyrics of David Bowie.
Ask me anything, and I'll unleash my inner Fat Brown Duke to help unlock your mysteries x
Ask me anything, and I'll unleash my inner Fat Brown Duke to help unlock your mysteries x
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Mamdani is going to implement Mariah Law. All everyone will want for Christmas is you
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Mariah Law. All everyone will want for Christmas is you
Mamdani is going to implement Skareggae law. Everyone will have to rub-a-dub skank to Toots and the Maytals
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Skareggae law. Everyone will have to rub-a-dub skank to Toots and the Maytals
Visiting a friend's house on the outskirts of Barcelona. Having major terrace envy 💚
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Visiting a friend's house on the outskirts of Barcelona. Having major terrace envy 💚
Parents... have you ever seen anything like this? A 9-year-old boy's birthday party invitation comes with an Amazon gift list to pick from. Putting aside the tablet, what nine-year-old boy wants a blanket, women's pyjamas and an electric toothbrush from their friends? Is this is a thing now??
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Parents... have you ever seen anything like this? A 9-year-old boy's birthday party invitation comes with an Amazon gift list to pick from. Putting aside the tablet, what nine-year-old boy wants a blanket, women's pyjamas and an electric toothbrush from their friends? Is this is a thing now??
The most pathological thing my supermarket does is just as I instinctively know my dairy aisle from my meat to my breads, they go and change it all around for no discernible reason. Reminds me of the tory party reshuffling the cabinet to make things a little bit more inept...
a grocery store aisle with a sign that says $ 4
ALT: a grocery store aisle with a sign that says $ 4
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November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The most pathological thing my supermarket does is just as I instinctively know my dairy aisle from my meat to my breads, they go and change it all around for no discernible reason. Reminds me of the tory party reshuffling the cabinet to make things a little bit more inept...
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time to update ACAB to AIAC
(All ICE Are C**nts)
(All ICE Are C**nts)
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
time to update ACAB to AIAC
(All ICE Are C**nts)
(All ICE Are C**nts)
Serious question. I hate the term expat for the same reasons you must do, but should I now refer to myself as such? Because it's only white people who are ever seen as such so maybe I should shake things up and insist I'm now a Spajish expat? 🤔 I mean, that's the proper Brit thing to do innit 😂
An immigrant's wild journey. Grew up in Bangladesh, came to UK age 13, left taking Britishness Test to get UK passport till late 30s (lazy stoner), 12 years ago moved for work to Switzerland then France, I'm now officially a permanent Spanish resident. I'm ok with people thinking I'm a foreigner! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Serious question. I hate the term expat for the same reasons you must do, but should I now refer to myself as such? Because it's only white people who are ever seen as such so maybe I should shake things up and insist I'm now a Spajish expat? 🤔 I mean, that's the proper Brit thing to do innit 😂
An immigrant's wild journey. Grew up in Bangladesh, came to UK age 13, left taking Britishness Test to get UK passport till late 30s (lazy stoner), 12 years ago moved for work to Switzerland then France, I'm now officially a permanent Spanish resident. I'm ok with people thinking I'm a foreigner! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
An immigrant's wild journey. Grew up in Bangladesh, came to UK age 13, left taking Britishness Test to get UK passport till late 30s (lazy stoner), 12 years ago moved for work to Switzerland then France, I'm now officially a permanent Spanish resident. I'm ok with people thinking I'm a foreigner! 😂
Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)
YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom
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November 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Writing a movie screenplay
As a professional failed writer, I walk the line between "am I good enough" and "I could do better", when I sit through truly diabolical scripts, I lean towards the latter. So thank you M Night Shamalayan for making me think my mum can do better than this utter shite
As a professional failed writer, I walk the line between "am I good enough" and "I could do better", when I sit through truly diabolical scripts, I lean towards the latter. So thank you M Night Shamalayan for making me think my mum can do better than this utter shite
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Writing a movie screenplay
As a professional failed writer, I walk the line between "am I good enough" and "I could do better", when I sit through truly diabolical scripts, I lean towards the latter. So thank you M Night Shamalayan for making me think my mum can do better than this utter shite
As a professional failed writer, I walk the line between "am I good enough" and "I could do better", when I sit through truly diabolical scripts, I lean towards the latter. So thank you M Night Shamalayan for making me think my mum can do better than this utter shite
Just realised I spent a whole weekend without reading a single bit of news about politics. I might try that again.
Aaaand it's Monday and back to "the fuck has he done now" 😑
Aaaand it's Monday and back to "the fuck has he done now" 😑
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Just realised I spent a whole weekend without reading a single bit of news about politics. I might try that again.
Aaaand it's Monday and back to "the fuck has he done now" 😑
Aaaand it's Monday and back to "the fuck has he done now" 😑