I really wish the McDonalds app notes would stop referring to me as ‘bestie.’ We’re not friends, you’re a french-fry delivery system designed to quell my bottomless pit of anxiety, shame, and despair via carbohydrates and Monopoly-based incentives. This is a strictly transactional relationship.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I really wish the McDonalds app notes would stop referring to me as ‘bestie.’ We’re not friends, you’re a french-fry delivery system designed to quell my bottomless pit of anxiety, shame, and despair via carbohydrates and Monopoly-based incentives. This is a strictly transactional relationship.
WSDOT: “Look at this traffic and spiders.” ME, an introverted arachnophobe who works remotely: “Thank you for validating every decision I’ve ever made!”
WSDOT: “Look at this traffic and spiders.” ME, an introverted arachnophobe who works remotely: “Thank you for validating every decision I’ve ever made!”