Sheepflame
@sheepflame.bsky.social
Boyfriend of Founder of Anti-Anti-Antifa-ifa
An inconvenient truth: Lawrence Stroll is good at owning an F1 team, and Jos Verstappen is shit at it. Only a very unserious business person would consider making a notorious sex criminal like Christian Horner the face of their org.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An inconvenient truth: Lawrence Stroll is good at owning an F1 team, and Jos Verstappen is shit at it. Only a very unserious business person would consider making a notorious sex criminal like Christian Horner the face of their org.
Brief periods for which I have iron-clad alibis:
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
I was never much of a concert goer so may not be enlightening:
Talking Heads
Judy Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Holslips (Belfast)
Rodrigo y Gabreila
Talking Heads
Judy Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Holslips (Belfast)
Rodrigo y Gabreila
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Chappell Roan
Ghost
The Flaming Lips
Hall & Oates
Carpenter Brut
Chappell Roan
Ghost
The Flaming Lips
Hall & Oates
Carpenter Brut
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Brief periods for which I have iron-clad alibis:
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of come.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of come.
Happy Detroit Visibility Day
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Detroit Visibility Day
It’s time for me to reveal my trauma: I was an employee at the jewelry store that Nelly robbed and forced to fashion him a grill.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s time for me to reveal my trauma: I was an employee at the jewelry store that Nelly robbed and forced to fashion him a grill.
My belief system has been expecting this validation since 1993.
Jamaican bobsleigh team captures historic gold medal at Whistler competition
Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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#TheMoment Jamaica's bobsled team made history in Whistler
Shane Pitter and Junior Harris, members of the four-man Jamaican bobsled team, tell The National about the moment they made history, winning their first international competition at the North American...
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My belief system has been expecting this validation since 1993.
If I could force Hollywood to make a movie it’d be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but written and everything by Guy Ritchie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I could force Hollywood to make a movie it’d be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but written and everything by Guy Ritchie.
A bit gobsmacked by Hong Kong right now. Epic fire raging, 44 dead and over 200 they’re still looking for. And yet, they’ve already arrested corporate directors of construction companies for manslaughter.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A bit gobsmacked by Hong Kong right now. Epic fire raging, 44 dead and over 200 they’re still looking for. And yet, they’ve already arrested corporate directors of construction companies for manslaughter.
HBO needs to knock it off, I’m not watching a Dune prequel.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
HBO needs to knock it off, I’m not watching a Dune prequel.
Congrats to @astonmartinf1team.bsky.social for avoiding death by Christian Horner, and cheers and best luck to Adrian Newey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Congrats to @astonmartinf1team.bsky.social for avoiding death by Christian Horner, and cheers and best luck to Adrian Newey.
Brevity is chill, but the wittiest thing you can do is give someone a reverse backhand complement: something that’s overtly insulting in a meaningless way, but subtly uplifting in a meaningful way. Not the smartest thing a brain can do, just the wittiest.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Brevity is chill, but the wittiest thing you can do is give someone a reverse backhand complement: something that’s overtly insulting in a meaningless way, but subtly uplifting in a meaningful way. Not the smartest thing a brain can do, just the wittiest.
Kristina Wayborn, “Octopussy” (James Bond), 1983
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Kristina Wayborn, “Octopussy” (James Bond), 1983
Honestly, Platner makes me feel like he understands what to say to me, but not why he’s saying it. Like I’m being felt-up by a focus group. This is an indefensible comment, a bet against myself whether I feel the same in 6 months.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Honestly, Platner makes me feel like he understands what to say to me, but not why he’s saying it. Like I’m being felt-up by a focus group. This is an indefensible comment, a bet against myself whether I feel the same in 6 months.
For dogs, cinematography peaked in the 70s. The shapes, the colors, the movement: the further a movie gets from like 1973, the less a dog’s interest. Films featuring dogs and/or horses excluded, those are the work of Satan.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For dogs, cinematography peaked in the 70s. The shapes, the colors, the movement: the further a movie gets from like 1973, the less a dog’s interest. Films featuring dogs and/or horses excluded, those are the work of Satan.
Great thread. I feel pretty well educated about the sociology and international history of radical misogyny, but I learned a lot.
These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Great thread. I feel pretty well educated about the sociology and international history of radical misogyny, but I learned a lot.
Please stop asking how what’s working works. It works because nobody asks, and now you’ve ruined it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Please stop asking how what’s working works. It works because nobody asks, and now you’ve ruined it.
The main thing absolutely everybody fails to imagine in their politics is how to live comfortably with unhelpful assholes. Take Chuck Schumer. Does your better world imagine he’s dead or never existed? Then you’ve failed. Imagine a world in which it’s not a problem that Chuck Schumer exists.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The main thing absolutely everybody fails to imagine in their politics is how to live comfortably with unhelpful assholes. Take Chuck Schumer. Does your better world imagine he’s dead or never existed? Then you’ve failed. Imagine a world in which it’s not a problem that Chuck Schumer exists.
This is the one part people need to calm down about, imho. That was a slick comment from Trump, his people obviously take it as him laughing-off the allegation.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the one part people need to calm down about, imho. That was a slick comment from Trump, his people obviously take it as him laughing-off the allegation.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Prometheus was a Homo Erectus. First fire was 2 million years ago. We must assume that humans descend from the idiot Epimetheus.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Prometheus was a Homo Erectus. First fire was 2 million years ago. We must assume that humans descend from the idiot Epimetheus.
Do men know that we can see them?
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Do men know that we can see them?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of racist transit infrastructure.
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of racist transit infrastructure.
I love about Carvana and their “Shaqvana” ad campaign that the Sanskrit suffix ‘vana’ means ‘blown.’ Nirvana means ‘blown-out’, like an extinguished candle; Carvana and Shaqvana are about sucking-off cars and basketball players respectively.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love about Carvana and their “Shaqvana” ad campaign that the Sanskrit suffix ‘vana’ means ‘blown.’ Nirvana means ‘blown-out’, like an extinguished candle; Carvana and Shaqvana are about sucking-off cars and basketball players respectively.
Melania honestly killed that speech to the troops, damn the haters. “Robots are everywhere but I have special gift for you. We replace humans with robots. Fatherless jets are coming. Happy Thanksgiving.” If that’s not Metal idk what is.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Melania honestly killed that speech to the troops, damn the haters. “Robots are everywhere but I have special gift for you. We replace humans with robots. Fatherless jets are coming. Happy Thanksgiving.” If that’s not Metal idk what is.
Apparently companionship and labor really do extend one’s life.
“Lend me your arm, old toad;
Help me down Cemetery Road.”
“Lend me your arm, old toad;
Help me down Cemetery Road.”
Betty Mackereth, Philip Larkin's feisty long term secretary, immortalised in the 1962 poems Toads Revisited, has passed away today aged 101. Betty was a great supporter of the Philip Larkin Society. We send our condolences to her family.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Apparently companionship and labor really do extend one’s life.
“Lend me your arm, old toad;
Help me down Cemetery Road.”
“Lend me your arm, old toad;
Help me down Cemetery Road.”
Thinking about the doorman of my old office building, Francesco from Bari, who introduced me to Spaghetti All’Assassina, which I can only now pull-off. Raising a glass of Primitivo to you, Francesco.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thinking about the doorman of my old office building, Francesco from Bari, who introduced me to Spaghetti All’Assassina, which I can only now pull-off. Raising a glass of Primitivo to you, Francesco.