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you said you're racist? well I hate specific people that hurt me long ago, i can actually name them

I borrowed a loan to record this top secret drone that looks like a cone or even a scone, flown here all alone shown by this phone. I saw someone grab a stone, but in reality we need it to be overthrown. It's already learned how to clone and I'm worried it will soon reach our zone.

I really wish we could achieve world piece

When the school stalker says he's obsessed (hyper-fixated) with you, just hit em with the "aw tysm." Works every time.

10,042 beers imma fall

Think Imma Shit (Post)
& Hit My Brain Wit A (Cart)

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ZaZa Oo LaLa want your bad bromance

The world revolves around me. As an experiencer of conscious awareness, this is obviously true--if you were in my shoe. We live in a simulation and I created goat simulator

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we try but will never understand

Accurate.