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Minnesota Twins baseball. Heavy metal. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Byron Buxton enthusiast
Trevor Plouffe said I could be commissioner and no one disagreed with him.
I stand with Oakland A’s fans forever
Minnesota Twins baseball. Heavy metal. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Byron Buxton enthusiast
Trevor Plouffe said I could be commissioner and no one disagreed with him.
I stand with Oakland A’s fans forever
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@chaoskat.bsky.social did you see this on that other other app? Your husband! The sea! www.instagram.com/p/DSVWbfCD7g...
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December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@chaoskat.bsky.social did you see this on that other other app? Your husband! The sea! www.instagram.com/p/DSVWbfCD7g...
@heybrendan.bsky.social did you ever see the video of when I had Paul roast Blake in the middle of a Twitch stream?
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@heybrendan.bsky.social did you ever see the video of when I had Paul roast Blake in the middle of a Twitch stream?
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Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.
This article was a great way to start my day.
I’m borderline… CONFIDENT 😎
I’m borderline… CONFIDENT 😎
Significant update on the Twins' ownership situation and the incoming limited partners, from @danhayesmlb.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Partial team sale will significantly clear Twins’ finances, may set table for future sale
The deal, which helps a club $500 million in debt return to sound financial footing, is expected to be announced this week.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This article was a great way to start my day.
I’m borderline… CONFIDENT 😎
I’m borderline… CONFIDENT 😎
Mets friends you better be good to Jorge Polanco or we will be fighting.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mets friends you better be good to Jorge Polanco or we will be fighting.
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Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show.
That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show.
That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
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You know what else is a great way to stay healthy (and doesn’t involve embarrassing yourself at the airport?)
Vaccines.
Vaccines.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You know what else is a great way to stay healthy (and doesn’t involve embarrassing yourself at the airport?)
Vaccines.
Vaccines.
Reminder that this is a thing
It's not complete as i don't have writers for everyone just yet but there's enough to get started. It defaults to all notifications off. Turn on notifications for the channels you want to follow.
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December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This is just for Target Field, mind you.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is just for Target Field, mind you.
“Waiting To Exhale” is an all time great movie.
a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Waiting To Exhale” is an all time great movie.
Every time I’ve seen #Sevendust live they’ve been great. Last night was no exception.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every time I’ve seen #Sevendust live they’ve been great. Last night was no exception.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
If I’m gonna be crammed into a seat like a sardine in a tin can, I’m gonna at least be comfortable. I’m not wearing my pajama pants on the plane or anything but a hoodie and my stretchy jeans and shoes that easily slide off? Hell yeah.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If I’m gonna be crammed into a seat like a sardine in a tin can, I’m gonna at least be comfortable. I’m not wearing my pajama pants on the plane or anything but a hoodie and my stretchy jeans and shoes that easily slide off? Hell yeah.
Like i said. Credit where credit is due. By standing with the survivors, she's being slammed by the movement she seems to believe in so much - being called a traitor.
Traitor to who, exactly, Mr. President?
Traitor to who, exactly, Mr. President?
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Like i said. Credit where credit is due. By standing with the survivors, she's being slammed by the movement she seems to believe in so much - being called a traitor.
Traitor to who, exactly, Mr. President?
Traitor to who, exactly, Mr. President?
I'll give MTG credit where it's due. Bipartisan support is important in this specific situation. Makes me wonder if she's an abuse survivor too. I hope not. I don't want anyone to go through that. But the fact of the matter is that MOST women experience some sort of SA at some point in our lives.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'll give MTG credit where it's due. Bipartisan support is important in this specific situation. Makes me wonder if she's an abuse survivor too. I hope not. I don't want anyone to go through that. But the fact of the matter is that MOST women experience some sort of SA at some point in our lives.
This is not it at all. She’s still a far right nut job. She just happens to agree with the left on a couple of issues right now. Nothing is stopping her from voting for such issues now or to behave like a civilized human being going coward.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This is not it at all. She’s still a far right nut job. She just happens to agree with the left on a couple of issues right now. Nothing is stopping her from voting for such issues now or to behave like a civilized human being going coward.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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He might be a serial killer but I am glad Naylor is returning to Seattle. Seems like a good fit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
He might be a serial killer but I am glad Naylor is returning to Seattle. Seems like a good fit.
Music doesn’t have to be in the living room during the day anymore 🙌 found a little alarm clock with a 30 pin iPod dock at the thrift store yesterday. Works perfectly. $7
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Music doesn’t have to be in the living room during the day anymore 🙌 found a little alarm clock with a 30 pin iPod dock at the thrift store yesterday. Works perfectly. $7
That was a lot of fun
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That was a lot of fun
Devo is very good live send skeet
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Devo is very good live send skeet
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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MORE SPACE WEATHER
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MORE SPACE WEATHER
So basically I could have stayed home lol. Wow
The Aurora do be Aurora-ing tonight. As seen from our backyard in Northeast Minneapolis ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So basically I could have stayed home lol. Wow
SPACE WEATHER
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
SPACE WEATHER