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I apologize in advance for my skeets.

Dad. Comedic Troll. Puncher of nazis and tankies (is there a difference?) DEF CON alumni, retired DJ, creator of Amway. Been mistaken for Joey Ramone. Once met Lemmy.

Very tired father of an amazing kid with PWS
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Boobies look better in cashmere. 😘
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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The pup asked me to share a smile with his friends on Bluesky.
How was your week? 🐾
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I need to go return some VHS tapes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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MAGA: I voted for this!

$400 million ballroom.

Triumphal arch.

Qatari jet.

Renaming an arts center.

Foreign crypto deals.

Blowing up boats.

Saudi golf resorts.

High tariffs on goods.

Record deficits.

Epstein cover up.

Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My cheeks are thinner
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Santa’s Coming For Us
YouTube video by Andy Merrill
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The real terrorist Criminal organisation
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
❤️Bonnie McMurry❤️
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Get off the cross, we need the wood.
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
OK.

Xmas done. No more shopping.
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Help this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I can’t stop watching Kyrie Irving vs the robot 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wtf costco
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I do not think the federal government should dictate the sex and/or gender someone chooses to carry out their life as
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The salmon of retribution is not to be trifled with.
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Are we hanging out participation trophies for not murdering people now?

Cause I have Not killed soooooooooo many people.
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Hello friends! Look at the stages of onion growth in just 4 weeks. It's growing very well! It will be ready to eat in February. Please share and donate if you can. The link is in my previous posts. This is a trick to avoid being banned.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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House Dems have released more photos provided to the oversight committee from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.

More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.

New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The prosecution accused Frederic Pechier of having 'used medicine to kill' at least 12 people.
French anaesthetist jailed for life after poisoning and killing patients
The prosecution accused Frederic Pechier of having 'used medicine to kill' at least 12 people.
www.aljazeera.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM