Mom making appointment for cat with vet on speaker

Mom: I’d like to make an appointment for Billy
Vet: what’s wrong with Billy?
Me: *screams* he’s an asshole!
Vet: *laughs* ok, but why are we seeing him?
Me: he’s an asshole with a toothache!

Mom wasn’t impressed.

My favourite part of public holidays is getting ChatGPT to write my work out of office message in the voice of Moira Rose.

You know what tires me?

“Safe spaces” that say “all are included” and “hate not welcome” targeted at LGBT people.

But Christian bashing isn’t considered hateful & is often accepted.

As a gay Christian, it’s hard when I’m not fully welcome in places for gays or Christians.

Party cat had one hell of a night 🐾🍾🧡

NBN FTTP box dead. Stuck in reboot loop.

Connected the home via 5G dongle

What killed the FTTP box? Power cycling it 🙄

I am a 34 year old. So naturally, I have no less than 3 advent calendars.

Bob likes his Santa.

Two of the besties and I went for our new tradition of getting a photo with Santa today.

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Shanon: Harsher punishment for parole violators and world peace.
Santa: Uhhhh, okay….

Since when did Grindr change its name.

Doing what every other 33 year old does on a Friday night.

By that, I mean, jamming to Bluey, on the way back from a Maccas run while waiting for the train at the level crossing.

Felt cute. Might delete later.

Totally vibing with this as I head to Syd.

So, of course I picked up the new Zone (in the Prussian Blue and Copper to match my vacuum and hair tools ofc).

Not sure who was more excited about it. Me or Sai and Sebastian from the Moore Park store (where I was the first Zone sale 😂)

Have to say, loving them.

A great day to work at the office.

Refurb sale happening in Taren Point if anyone is after any Dÿşǒn tech.

Croquembouche came out pretty ok I think.

Last week I took the fwb to Syd. Spent it with friends and went to a work social event.

While we aren’t serious, it broke the belief that I have had since I was a teen that I wouldn’t find someone special.

The definition of “someone special” changed, but the belief is broken.

This is a vibe