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Shamey
@shameboi.bsky.social
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34 year old genderfluid pan/poly computer something. Pronouns are whatever. You can default to they/them if you want, I'm not your mom. @osakanone.bsky.social calls me Handler 💖 Posts may be occasionally 🔞 / NSFW or just real bad, you have been warned.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · Apr 15
A man using a computer. There is text over him that says "COMPUTER CHUCKLES".
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 44m
"Your friend is a pussy. But that's probably part of her appeal"
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 47m
She ate all of it, said "I'm not going to drink the liquid though!" and then she did.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 52m
This is Peak Gwen Behavior
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 1h
@ramihound.bsky.social lmao
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Gwen @starshine.dev · 1h
accidentally ate the suffering ramen my housemates bought as a prank 💀
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 4h
Dog crate? No no, you misunderstand, this is one of those Tiny Houses you hear about, I'm just big into minimal living.

Yes the dog bowl with "GOOD GIRL" written on it is also mine, I don't see what that has to do with anything.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
I sure hope nobody throws this bunny into the hot mean girl briar patch
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah that's pretty close to what I was imagining too~
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
So like, it has a dick, and it will make you fuck your wife with its dick, but it doesn't transmit any of the pleasure to your dick internally?

... hot
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
When I was writing my writer's jam story I didn't at any point describe what the mech actually looked like, and I don't think anyone even noticed it was missing. This is despite the fact that I wrote it as an NTSB report, something entirely dry and factual and meant to be as un-poetic as possible.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
yay birth!!!
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 6h
Aw thanks ❤️
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 9h
Oh thanks for reminding me, it's Girl Ichor Infusion Day for me too
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 9h
Aaaa thanks Lapis, we've barely known each other more than a few months but you're already a great fuckin' friend to me and I hope you know that ❤️
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 9h
That's okay Fops I know what you are saying in your heart ❤️
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 9h
Aw yay, friend said friend! :3
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 10h
I think it's the Charlie Chaplin Stuck In Gears scene but the gears are Meetings That Could Be Emails and the Capitalist Demand For Software I Wouldn't Write Otherwise.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah that's 100% it, you got it.
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 10h
"we cannot doubt of our existence while we doubt" as he said, albeit more Frenchly
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah identity (who/what you are) and the self (being a thinking thing in the first place) are entirely different concepts and even Descartes made this point very explicitly
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 10h
Probably still stuck in the machine depending on which machine we're talking about tbh but yeah this is accurate ❤️
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 11h
viscerally frightening [affectionately]
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 11h
also me
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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 18h
me
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 12h
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Shamey @shameboi.bsky.social · 22h
Oh don't get me wrong, I absolutely love this dynamic of Osaka the intimidating class president dommy mommy of mecha being inexplicably brought to heel by me, a bouncy dork who gets excited when they see A Duck in real life.
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Marsh Nix 💀 She Hallow on my Ween @marshnix.bsky.social · 23h
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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 2d
snake Mouth perfec t size for put wife in! inside very Soft and Comfort wife feel good put wife in Snake Mouth. Put wife In Snake Mouth. no problems ever in snek mouth because good Shape for wife body. Asnake Mouth yes a place for a wife can trust snake for giveing good love to wife. friend snake
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