GNCSP
@gncsp.bsky.social
programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | ΘΔborder collie | 🔞 | 🏳️⚧️ | 30
tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/
girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/
girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
Sorting through my notes:
> "Too Many Pretzels" based on me saying "I ate too many pretzels I feel sick" and Parker earnestly thinking I was listing a band at the event he was talking about.
That's a terrible band name. I'm trashing this note.
> "Too Many Pretzels" based on me saying "I ate too many pretzels I feel sick" and Parker earnestly thinking I was listing a band at the event he was talking about.
That's a terrible band name. I'm trashing this note.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sorting through my notes:
> "Too Many Pretzels" based on me saying "I ate too many pretzels I feel sick" and Parker earnestly thinking I was listing a band at the event he was talking about.
That's a terrible band name. I'm trashing this note.
> "Too Many Pretzels" based on me saying "I ate too many pretzels I feel sick" and Parker earnestly thinking I was listing a band at the event he was talking about.
That's a terrible band name. I'm trashing this note.
New vocal stim: "I don't have autism"
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
New vocal stim: "I don't have autism"
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Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
Newest Windows update comes with a bunch of Copilot bullshit I don't want but when it went to "unlock your inner artist" I thought it was going to be Midjourney bullshit and it actually turned out to be a new opacity slider in MSPaint that I actually appreciate.
Tiny win among a sea of garbage.
Tiny win among a sea of garbage.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Newest Windows update comes with a bunch of Copilot bullshit I don't want but when it went to "unlock your inner artist" I thought it was going to be Midjourney bullshit and it actually turned out to be a new opacity slider in MSPaint that I actually appreciate.
Tiny win among a sea of garbage.
Tiny win among a sea of garbage.
wolf nooks
first they make breakfast nooks too small for big pups to sleep in them (i know for experience u.u)
and now they try to shame the ones that can fit...
we need to start calling them wolf nooks so that everypuppy can enjoy them without being shamed
and now they try to shame the ones that can fit...
we need to start calling them wolf nooks so that everypuppy can enjoy them without being shamed
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
wolf nooks
Yes I believe this is acceptable wolf-like behavior
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yes I believe this is acceptable wolf-like behavior
You ever get someone's info to connect later, then realize you remembered/wrote it down wrong, but by the time you realize that you already lost track of them?
I always worry they think I ghosted them when in reality I was just incompetent.
Calling cards need to make a comeback. ;-;
I always worry they think I ghosted them when in reality I was just incompetent.
Calling cards need to make a comeback. ;-;
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You ever get someone's info to connect later, then realize you remembered/wrote it down wrong, but by the time you realize that you already lost track of them?
I always worry they think I ghosted them when in reality I was just incompetent.
Calling cards need to make a comeback. ;-;
I always worry they think I ghosted them when in reality I was just incompetent.
Calling cards need to make a comeback. ;-;
me if you don't tell me i'm a good girl three times in a row to confirm
Schrodinger's puppygirl can't tell if she's been a good or bad girl
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
me if you don't tell me i'm a good girl three times in a row to confirm
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no, regular pornography will kill the patient! it needs latex pokemon transformation to live
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
no, regular pornography will kill the patient! it needs latex pokemon transformation to live
I experience this cycle so badly I hate it so much
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I experience this cycle so badly I hate it so much
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miodwest firfest more likes im taking a redeye flight i a m so tiredd
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
miodwest firfest more likes im taking a redeye flight i a m so tiredd
Why do "what's trending" and "shiny" bots keep liking random posts of mine this seems statistically incorrect
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why do "what's trending" and "shiny" bots keep liking random posts of mine this seems statistically incorrect
I see God in the trees but not the kind that you want to get a beer with the kind you want to try and appease with an offering
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I see God in the trees but not the kind that you want to get a beer with the kind you want to try and appease with an offering
I'm fucking anxious-maxxing today holy shit
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm fucking anxious-maxxing today holy shit
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We have all been there, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have all been there, right?
Fell into a nap and woke up to my girlfriend sucking my tits I'm so glad I consented to somno that was an awesome way to wake up if very disheveled and confusing
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fell into a nap and woke up to my girlfriend sucking my tits I'm so glad I consented to somno that was an awesome way to wake up if very disheveled and confusing
¡¡GAMERAAAA!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
¡¡GAMERAAAA!!
Wanted to get fucked on the hood of a car for a long time
Didn't think that was in the cards
Gf.. *really* did it
Very.. satisfied
Holy.. shit
I love you @beaujangle.bsky.social
Didn't think that was in the cards
Gf.. *really* did it
Very.. satisfied
Holy.. shit
I love you @beaujangle.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Wanted to get fucked on the hood of a car for a long time
Didn't think that was in the cards
Gf.. *really* did it
Very.. satisfied
Holy.. shit
I love you @beaujangle.bsky.social
Didn't think that was in the cards
Gf.. *really* did it
Very.. satisfied
Holy.. shit
I love you @beaujangle.bsky.social
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Having really bad half awake dreams of shadow creatures and flesh blobs and voices and basically all the types of things I used to experience when I took fluoxetine or drank.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Having really bad half awake dreams of shadow creatures and flesh blobs and voices and basically all the types of things I used to experience when I took fluoxetine or drank.