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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 7h

This is genuinely one of life's joys

Lissa Harris🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 9h

you know what women like: a step-through e-bike with a little front basket and a saddlebag that holds a bottle of wine and a nice baguette

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Reposted by Naomi Jane Gray

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 6d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 1d

Text exchange with tennis coach this morning. I so hate to disappoint but I simply cannot be in charge of everything all the time. Only the vast majority of the time

A text exchange with my tennis coach that reads as follows. Me: ugh it's drizzling and really wet. Coach: Yea just got pics pretty wet ... could do later if you are free if not all good jlmk. Me: unfortunately i have a pretty full calendar today. i guess i'll see you in 10 days when i get back from dublin. try not to miss me too much. i know the class will be chaos without me. Coach: oh god the humanity .... what will we all do??? [horror emoji] Me: i shudder to think

Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 1d

Rainy Wednesdays mean no early-morning hitting practice so we spend some quality time with Cody Rigsby before taking on the strength training coach again tomorrow

An image of a Strava post about a 30 minute 90s ride with Peloton instructor Cody Rigsby. The image shows Cody on the bike mid-fist pump and data reflects a distance of 7.64 miles, 30 mins, and average power or 97 watts.

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 1d

Alas it seems they didn't test mine. I use whey protein though which is apparently lower risk. I may get brain fog but at least I'll be stacked #DazedAndPumped

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 2d

(mine does not appear to be)

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 2d

Every single middle-aged mom is checking the list (twice) to see if her own protein powder is on the naughty list

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 4d

Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 5d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

welp there it is

a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` i will survive '' written below her .

Alt: a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` i will survive '' written below her .

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

pit bull

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

this post did not age well

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

a man is laughing with the words not dead yet written below him

Alt: a man is laughing with the words not dead yet written below him

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

Bubba has just screamed some very inappropriate things

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

Bubba has donned the Sainristil jersey for the second half but it hasn't taken effect yet

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

BUBBA'S NOT OK

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

Bubba's having a hard time just now

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

If Bubba survives this game you're on

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

a man wearing a michigan sweatshirt holds his head

Alt: a man wearing a michigan sweatshirt holds his head in despair

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

YESSSSSSSS

a yellow flag with a blue m on it is flying in front of a crowd

Alt: the michigan maize and blue flag with a blue m on it is flying in front of a crowd

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

BUBBA'S NOT HAPPY

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 5d

Mood: concerned but optimistic. Bubba is a believer
#GoBlue

Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · Dec 31

Long Ultra-Suffering Husband has come up with a name and backstory for my inner Wolverine football watching alter ego: Bubba. Bubba is from Traverse City and drives a Ford F-150 with a gun rack on the back of the cab
#GoBlue

a yellow and blue flag with the letter m on it and the words go blue

ALT: a yellow and blue flag with the letter m on it and the words go blue

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 6d

(the *OG* H&H tbc)

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 6d

They modeled themselves after H&H which is all you need to know

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 6d

The only bagel outside of New York that meets the standard is a Boichik bagel in the Bay Area. Don't even bother with anything else

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Naomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 6d

Meanwhile I will look up restaurant menus online before going so I have an idea what I might want to order. I need to prepare for such weighty decisions