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sfagliatella.bsky.social
sfagliatella
@sfagliatella.bsky.social
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6’0 southern Ontario dirtbag with a big beard and an even bigger camera lens
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 14h
That’s when I had short hair 🥲
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 14h
I decided to not pursue stand up comedy and instead pursue a less lucrative career as an ecologist
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 14h
Anticlimactic and made me feel lonely. It was like sending out Voyager 1 and it travelled through the empty and vast internet.
pocketzak.bsky.social Pocket 🚀 @pocketzak.bsky.social · 18h
Describe the feeling of the very first time you posted a nude online for everyone to see.
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 15h
Having spent two weeks in the states, I can confirm Chipotle is so overrated and overpriced.
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 15h
Multicolliniarity? Model Competition? This isnt America’s next top model!!!
sfagliatella.bsky.social sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 15h
This is what grad school looks like
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 15h
It’s one of the best performances I’ve heard this year. Euro Country is a brilliant album.
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 15h
This is what grad school looks like
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 20h
Hey babe, I picked you up some Pokémon tattoos at the deli
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 1d
Haven’t watched baseball but I’ll take you third base and make a home run or however the saying goes
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 3d
Need someone to strip me down and do a tick check
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 4d
Gays who consume AI porn are gaycels who don’t fuck.
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 4d
I want to get the new Pokémon game but I fear it’s just not good. All the Mega evos look ugly and the fact you’re only in one city seems boring
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 4d
TGIFCF #fcf
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 5d
Mirror at the end of the bed. Who wants to come test it out?
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 6d
Yeah Pokemon ZA is fun but show me your c*ck
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 7d
I wish I never did grad school!!!
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 8d
Damn, every ad on Reddit is AI Slop
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 9d
Two sleepy bitches in the back seat heading to Massachusetts
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 9d
Why am I always out of town when horse meat disco is playing
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 10d
Wait, why does scruff have stories and why are men who woof’d me years ago posting cum on their face?
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 11d
I am now the gay Polaroid guy in my small ontario city. Please clap
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 11d
I’ve seen a couple of photos of guys with dick filler and all I have to say is that it looks goofy
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 12d
I think I need to breed oomf
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 12d
Finished my bottle of fuck water. Anyone have lube recommendations?
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sfagliatella @sfagliatella.bsky.social · 13d
Humpday and jocktober are cool’n’all but I straightened my hair today and it’s almost half way down my back.
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